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AUK Awards ... PAH .... Don't make me laugh.
Bob Larter as King Henry V: Though all that I
can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, Imploring Pardon. psychotic chicken wrote: Sweetness as King Henry V: Though all that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, Imploring Pardon. "Bob Larter" wrote in message ... : psychotic chicken wrote: : Bob Larter as King Henry V: Though all that I : can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, : Imploring Pardon. : psychotic chicken wrote: : Ignis Fatuus as King Henry V: Though all : that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after : all, Imploring Pardon. : On Sat, 09 May 2009 17:49:47 +1000, Bob Larter : wrote: : : Ignis Fatuus wrote: : On Fri, 8 May 2009 21:05:36 +0000 (UTC), "H.G. Wells' Invisible Man" : wrote: : : On Fri, 08 May 2009 19:54:59 GMT, in the District Court of : alt.suicide.holiday, Ignis Fatuus dared : to offer up : as a Trial Exhibit: : : On Fri, 8 May 2009 20:14:13 +0100, "psychotic chicken" : wrote: : : AUK is hardly fit to award chocolate bars to hard working : children .. : let alone the laughably so called prestigious AUK awards. : : There are a couple of flonkers here arguing with honest john : ... some : halfway decent people I know like Radio Free Jackson and almost : nobody : else. : : The only person even worthy of being called a wannabe : kookologist is Bob : Larter. : : So that means there are NO OVERSEERS.... not a single one. : : I tell you ... a few of my friends want to step into this place : ... we : could have it for breakfast. : : Patrick ? Dead Kitten ? % ? Fancy awarding yourself your own : AUK : award as a complete mockery of what once used to happen here. : : Maybe I don't even need any help. I can't see many people : objecting ? : Go right ahead - we're used to seeing you Do It Yourself. : This, my deer Fatuus, is what is known as "a nomination : acceptance speech". : : Sorry to disagree; but you've moved well beyond the parameters of a : 'nomination acceptance speech' when you declare an intention to award : yourself the prize if you lose. : : That's why we created the Tinfoil Sombrero Award. : : This is fantasy territory normally : reserved for Agatha. : : Who's Agatha? : : Former KOTM Agamemnon (Now Dame Agatha) of RADW. : And my soon to be bestest friend. : Do you know how many Kook award winners I'm on first name terms with? : You don't want to know ... I assure you. : : You say that like it's a good thing. : : : : It suits my plans just fine. : : Good for you! ;^) LMFAO... shakes head.. it's unbelievable ta see just how bady he wants the k00k awards.. I'm sure it will have its uses. AUK awards - accepted in nine Usenet groups out of ten. Hi uk.d-i-y If memory serves you are one of independent groups? Sorry for bugging you like this .. I was wondering what the story was .. if there is one ? Unlike you. You wish. What did rec.arts.drwho call you earlier this morning? Rather unpleasant sexual reference beginning with a C. Clearly they are crazy about you. -- Psychotic Chicken - The Thinking Mans Gossip The man called by critics as not nearly half as funny as Private Eye. Citizen of the British Empire in waiting. http://tinyurl.com/chhv59 Rep. Herger said "these are individuals that are actively premeditatively working with others to assist them to take lives. These (people) are basically serial murdered, if you will." |
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AUK Awards ... PAH .... Don't make me laugh.
psychotic chicken wrote:
Bob Larter as King Henry V: Though all that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, Imploring Pardon. psychotic chicken wrote: Sweetness as King Henry V: Though all that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, Imploring Pardon. "Bob Larter" wrote in message ... : psychotic chicken wrote: : Bob Larter as King Henry V: Though all that I : can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, : Imploring Pardon. : psychotic chicken wrote: : Ignis Fatuus as King Henry V: Though all : that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after : all, Imploring Pardon. : On Sat, 09 May 2009 17:49:47 +1000, Bob Larter : wrote: : : Ignis Fatuus wrote: : On Fri, 8 May 2009 21:05:36 +0000 (UTC), "H.G. Wells' Invisible Man" : wrote: : : On Fri, 08 May 2009 19:54:59 GMT, in the District Court of : alt.suicide.holiday, Ignis Fatuus dared : to offer up : as a Trial Exhibit: : : On Fri, 8 May 2009 20:14:13 +0100, "psychotic chicken" : wrote: : : AUK is hardly fit to award chocolate bars to hard working : children .. : let alone the laughably so called prestigious AUK awards. : : There are a couple of flonkers here arguing with honest john : ... some : halfway decent people I know like Radio Free Jackson and almost : nobody : else. : : The only person even worthy of being called a wannabe : kookologist is Bob : Larter. : : So that means there are NO OVERSEERS.... not a single one. : : I tell you ... a few of my friends want to step into this place : ... we : could have it for breakfast. : : Patrick ? Dead Kitten ? % ? Fancy awarding yourself your own : AUK : award as a complete mockery of what once used to happen here. : : Maybe I don't even need any help. I can't see many people : objecting ? : Go right ahead - we're used to seeing you Do It Yourself. : This, my deer Fatuus, is what is known as "a nomination : acceptance speech". : : Sorry to disagree; but you've moved well beyond the parameters of a : 'nomination acceptance speech' when you declare an intention to award : yourself the prize if you lose. : : That's why we created the Tinfoil Sombrero Award. : : This is fantasy territory normally : reserved for Agatha. : : Who's Agatha? : : Former KOTM Agamemnon (Now Dame Agatha) of RADW. : And my soon to be bestest friend. : Do you know how many Kook award winners I'm on first name terms with? : You don't want to know ... I assure you. : : You say that like it's a good thing. : : : : It suits my plans just fine. : : Good for you! ;^) LMFAO... shakes head.. it's unbelievable ta see just how bady he wants the k00k awards.. I'm sure it will have its uses. AUK awards - accepted in nine Usenet groups out of ten. Hi uk.d-i-y If memory serves you are one of independent groups? Sorry for bugging you like this .. I was wondering what the story was .. if there is one ? Unlike you. You wish. What did rec.arts.drwho call you earlier this morning? Rather unpleasant sexual reference beginning with a C. Clearly they are crazy about you. I believe we called him... Bob. Hi Bob. |
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AUK Awards ... PAH .... Don't make me laugh.
psychotic chicken wrote:
Bob Larter as King Henry V: Though all that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, Imploring Pardon. psychotic chicken wrote: Sweetness as King Henry V: Though all that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, Imploring Pardon. "Bob Larter" wrote in message ... : psychotic chicken wrote: : Bob Larter as King Henry V: Though all that I : can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, : Imploring Pardon. : psychotic chicken wrote: : Ignis Fatuus as King Henry V: Though all : that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after : all, Imploring Pardon. : On Sat, 09 May 2009 17:49:47 +1000, Bob Larter : wrote: : : Ignis Fatuus wrote: : On Fri, 8 May 2009 21:05:36 +0000 (UTC), "H.G. Wells' Invisible Man" : wrote: : : On Fri, 08 May 2009 19:54:59 GMT, in the District Court of : alt.suicide.holiday, Ignis Fatuus dared : to offer up : as a Trial Exhibit: : : On Fri, 8 May 2009 20:14:13 +0100, "psychotic chicken" : wrote: : : AUK is hardly fit to award chocolate bars to hard working : children .. : let alone the laughably so called prestigious AUK awards. : : There are a couple of flonkers here arguing with honest john : ... some : halfway decent people I know like Radio Free Jackson and almost : nobody : else. : : The only person even worthy of being called a wannabe : kookologist is Bob : Larter. : : So that means there are NO OVERSEERS.... not a single one. : : I tell you ... a few of my friends want to step into this place : ... we : could have it for breakfast. : : Patrick ? Dead Kitten ? % ? Fancy awarding yourself your own : AUK : award as a complete mockery of what once used to happen here. : : Maybe I don't even need any help. I can't see many people : objecting ? : Go right ahead - we're used to seeing you Do It Yourself. : This, my deer Fatuus, is what is known as "a nomination : acceptance speech". : : Sorry to disagree; but you've moved well beyond the parameters of a : 'nomination acceptance speech' when you declare an intention to award : yourself the prize if you lose. : : That's why we created the Tinfoil Sombrero Award. : : This is fantasy territory normally : reserved for Agatha. : : Who's Agatha? : : Former KOTM Agamemnon (Now Dame Agatha) of RADW. : And my soon to be bestest friend. : Do you know how many Kook award winners I'm on first name terms with? : You don't want to know ... I assure you. : : You say that like it's a good thing. : : : : It suits my plans just fine. : : Good for you! ;^) LMFAO... shakes head.. it's unbelievable ta see just how bady he wants the k00k awards.. I'm sure it will have its uses. AUK awards - accepted in nine Usenet groups out of ten. Hi uk.d-i-y If memory serves you are one of independent groups? Sorry for bugging you like this .. I was wondering what the story was .. if there is one ? Unlike you. You wish. What did rec.arts.drwho call you earlier this morning? Rather unpleasant sexual reference beginning with a C. Clearly they are crazy about you. You think this is the first time I've been called names by kooks? -- W . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est ---^----^--------------------------------------------------------------- |
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AUK Awards ... PAH .... Don't make me laugh.
peachy ashie passion wrote:
psychotic chicken wrote: Bob Larter as King Henry V: Though all that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, Imploring Pardon. psychotic chicken wrote: Sweetness as King Henry V: Though all that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, Imploring Pardon. "Bob Larter" wrote in message ... : psychotic chicken wrote: : Bob Larter as King Henry V: Though all that I : can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, : Imploring Pardon. : psychotic chicken wrote: : Ignis Fatuus as King Henry V: Though all : that I can do is nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after : all, Imploring Pardon. : On Sat, 09 May 2009 17:49:47 +1000, Bob Larter : wrote: : : Ignis Fatuus wrote: : On Fri, 8 May 2009 21:05:36 +0000 (UTC), "H.G. Wells' Invisible Man" : wrote: : : On Fri, 08 May 2009 19:54:59 GMT, in the District Court of : alt.suicide.holiday, Ignis Fatuus dared : to offer up : as a Trial Exhibit: : : On Fri, 8 May 2009 20:14:13 +0100, "psychotic chicken" : wrote: : : AUK is hardly fit to award chocolate bars to hard working : children .. : let alone the laughably so called prestigious AUK awards. : : There are a couple of flonkers here arguing with honest john : ... some : halfway decent people I know like Radio Free Jackson and almost : nobody : else. : : The only person even worthy of being called a wannabe : kookologist is Bob : Larter. : : So that means there are NO OVERSEERS.... not a single one. : : I tell you ... a few of my friends want to step into this place : ... we : could have it for breakfast. : : Patrick ? Dead Kitten ? % ? Fancy awarding yourself your own : AUK : award as a complete mockery of what once used to happen here. : : Maybe I don't even need any help. I can't see many people : objecting ? : Go right ahead - we're used to seeing you Do It Yourself. : This, my deer Fatuus, is what is known as "a nomination : acceptance speech". : : Sorry to disagree; but you've moved well beyond the parameters of a : 'nomination acceptance speech' when you declare an intention to award : yourself the prize if you lose. : : That's why we created the Tinfoil Sombrero Award. : : This is fantasy territory normally : reserved for Agatha. : : Who's Agatha? : : Former KOTM Agamemnon (Now Dame Agatha) of RADW. : And my soon to be bestest friend. : Do you know how many Kook award winners I'm on first name terms with? : You don't want to know ... I assure you. : : You say that like it's a good thing. : : : : It suits my plans just fine. : : Good for you! ;^) LMFAO... shakes head.. it's unbelievable ta see just how bady he wants the k00k awards.. I'm sure it will have its uses. AUK awards - accepted in nine Usenet groups out of ten. Hi uk.d-i-y If memory serves you are one of independent groups? Sorry for bugging you like this .. I was wondering what the story was .. if there is one ? Unlike you. You wish. What did rec.arts.drwho call you earlier this morning? Rather unpleasant sexual reference beginning with a C. Clearly they are crazy about you. I believe we called him... Bob. Hi Bob. Thanks Peachy! ;^) -- W . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est ---^----^--------------------------------------------------------------- |
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