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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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John Rumm wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html "Will you remember me in the morning?" Hell,Yes! |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember John Rumm saying something like: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Perhaps she couldn't find a tree. |
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John Rumm wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Raises a couple of questions. The report I read in The Sun said they went to her place & had sex. How ****ed must he have been not to feel her doing the cutting? If he was that ****ed how did he manage to do the business? Brewers Droop etc? -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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The Medway Handyman wrote:
John Rumm wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Raises a couple of questions. The report I read in The Sun said they went to her place & had sex. How ****ed must he have been not to feel her doing the cutting? If he was that ****ed how did he manage to do the business? Brewers Droop etc? Maybe there's no such thing as Valium Droop? |
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The Medway Handyman wrote:
John Rumm wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Raises a couple of questions. The report I read in The Sun said they went to her place & had sex. How ****ed must he have been not to feel her doing the cutting? If he was that ****ed how did he manage to do the business? Brewers Droop etc? Dunno, people talk about Brewer's Droop but as SWMBO will attest, booze has always had exactly the opposite effect on me. Even in my student days I can't ever recall getting so ****ed up that I wouldn't have noticed a bunny boiler autographing my arm with a Stanley knife. But then again, I was never into drugs which I presume was the main reason here. David |
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John Rumm writes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Well, if the Daily Wail's (never-let-the-truth-get-in-the-way-of-a- good-storey) account is accurate, I really hope she gets exactly what he would surely have got had the tables been turned the other way around and he had cut her up. -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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The Medway Handyman wrote:
John Rumm wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Raises a couple of questions. The report I read in The Sun said they went to her place & had sex. How ****ed must he have been not to feel her doing the cutting? If he was that ****ed how did he manage to do the business? Brewers Droop etc? It depends on the tipple taken: Lager makes you larger Port makes you shorter Whisky makes you frisky Brandy makes you randy Just don't drink Beer... -- David in Normandy. To e-mail you must include the password FROG on the subject line, or it will be automatically deleted by a filter and not reach my inbox. |
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Andrew Gabriel wrote:
In article , John Rumm writes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Well, if the Daily Wail's (never-let-the-truth-get-in-the-way-of-a- good-storey) account is accurate, I really hope she gets exactly what he would surely have got had the tables been turned the other way around and he had cut her up. Ah but... it is always a woman's looks that are considered. 'She might have had a career as a model.' 'Since the insert event, she can't wear favourite make-up.' (There might be *some* justification, in some cases. I know the things I dislike about myself, and they are just different to the things women seem to dislike about themselves. And no, not that, I got an ad in my inbox... :-) !) -- Rod Hypothyroidism is a seriously debilitating condition with an insidious onset. Although common it frequently goes undiagnosed. www.thyromind.info www.thyroiduk.org www.altsupportthyroid.org |
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The Medway Handyman wrote:
John Rumm wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Raises a couple of questions. The report I read in The Sun said they went to her place & had sex. How ****ed must he have been not to feel her doing the cutting? If he was that ****ed how did he manage to do the business? Brewers Droop etc? A cut from a really sharp blade doesn't hurt that much *at the time*, even on the fingertips (my usual target). -- Reentrant |
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Andrew Gabriel wrote:
In article , John Rumm writes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Well, if the Daily Wail's (never-let-the-truth-get-in-the-way-of-a- good-storey) account is accurate, I really hope she gets exactly what he would surely have got had the tables been turned the other way around and he had cut her up. It's probably GBH in fact. Or ABH. Might even be 'assault with a deadly weapon' Legally, all carry pretty heavy penalties. Of course think of the outcry if she had been smoking CANNABIS. Rather than a "slut up" of lager or alcopops.. |
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Rod writes: Andrew Gabriel wrote: In article , John Rumm writes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Well, if the Daily Wail's (never-let-the-truth-get-in-the-way-of-a- good-storey) account is accurate, I really hope she gets exactly what he would surely have got had the tables been turned the other way around and he had cut her up. Ah but... it is always a woman's looks that are considered. 'She might have had a career as a model.' and so might he. 'Since the insert event, she can't wear favourite make-up.' (There might be *some* justification, in some cases. I know the things I dislike about myself, and they are just different to the things women seem to dislike about themselves. And no, not that, I got an ad in my inbox... :-) !) Even if your career isn't a life of modeling in front of cameras, to be faced with such a stark reminder of the damage someone did to you in a senseless moment, for the rest of your life, is one hell of a price to pay. I'd be intreagued to hear her side of the incident. -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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"Reentrant" writes: The Medway Handyman wrote: John Rumm wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Raises a couple of questions. The report I read in The Sun said they went to her place & had sex. How ****ed must he have been not to feel her doing the cutting? If he was that ****ed how did he manage to do the business? Brewers Droop etc? A cut from a really sharp blade doesn't hurt that much *at the time*, even on the fingertips (my usual target). It's very common for people who are stabbed to think initially they were just punched. -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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Andrew Gabriel wrote:
In article , Rod writes: Andrew Gabriel wrote: In article , John Rumm writes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Well, if the Daily Wail's (never-let-the-truth-get-in-the-way-of-a- good-storey) account is accurate, I really hope she gets exactly what he would surely have got had the tables been turned the other way around and he had cut her up. Ah but... it is always a woman's looks that are considered. 'She might have had a career as a model.' and so might he. 'Since the insert event, she can't wear favourite make-up.' (There might be *some* justification, in some cases. I know the things I dislike about myself, and they are just different to the things women seem to dislike about themselves. And no, not that, I got an ad in my inbox... :-) !) Even if your career isn't a life of modeling in front of cameras, to be faced with such a stark reminder of the damage someone did to you in a senseless moment, for the rest of your life, is one hell of a price to pay. Having cut myself with knives many times, he wont be badly scarred. I'd be intreagued to hear her side of the incident. "Drunken **** went to sleep on me so I thought I'd give him something to remember, as he obviously wasn't going to the the same for me" |
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The Natural Philosopher writes: Andrew Gabriel wrote: In article , Rod writes: Andrew Gabriel wrote: In article , John Rumm writes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Well, if the Daily Wail's (never-let-the-truth-get-in-the-way-of-a- good-storey) account is accurate, I really hope she gets exactly what he would surely have got had the tables been turned the other way around and he had cut her up. Ah but... it is always a woman's looks that are considered. 'She might have had a career as a model.' and so might he. 'Since the insert event, she can't wear favourite make-up.' (There might be *some* justification, in some cases. I know the things I dislike about myself, and they are just different to the things women seem to dislike about themselves. And no, not that, I got an ad in my inbox... :-) !) Even if your career isn't a life of modeling in front of cameras, to be faced with such a stark reminder of the damage someone did to you in a senseless moment, for the rest of your life, is one hell of a price to pay. Having cut myself with knives many times, he wont be badly scarred. Hands seem to heal without showing. I have a couple of small cuts on plain skin like his, and those don't ever completely vanish. One where I stood up under the corner of an old stainless steel sink, which turned out to be razor sharp and cut me on the back similarly to those stanley knife cuts, and another where a rake handle snapped and the sharp end stabbed me in the arm. A couple of marks like that are not significant, but if all those cuts leave similar marks, that's going to be quite a sight. I'd be intreagued to hear her side of the incident. "Drunken **** went to sleep on me so I thought I'd give him something to remember, as he obviously wasn't going to the the same for me" -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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Rod coughed up some electrons that declared:
Ah but... it is always a woman's looks that are considered. 'She might have had a career as a model.' 'Since the insert event, she can't wear favourite make-up.' I could have been a model. If I was less wide, and had been born into Brad Pitt's body instead of mine. And I could be a Goth, so I'd be really upset if I couldn't put on my favourite death-black eyeliner. Yep - lock the mad bitch up - she's clearly a nutter, drugs or no drugs. |
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On Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:31:21 +0000, John Rumm
wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html He certainly seems pretty cut up about it. Leaving now. |
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message ... John Rumm wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html Raises a couple of questions. The report I read in The Sun said they went to her place & had sex. How ****ed must he have been not to feel her doing the cutting? If he was that ****ed how did he manage to do the business? Brewers Droop etc? -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk Not even a one night stand http://www.blackburncitizen.co.uk/ne...th_her_na me/ Adam |
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Andrew Gabriel wrote:
In article , Rod writes: Andrew Gabriel wrote: In article , John Rumm writes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html I'd be intreagued to hear her side of the incident. She claimed he asked her to do it... yeah, right. But TBH - by both their admissions IIRC they were both totally off their heads on drink and drugs and he can't remember anything about it. Having thought about it, I don't think it's that far beyond the realms of possibility that there might be something to her side of the story. David |
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Andrew Gabriel wrote: In article , Rod writes: Andrew Gabriel wrote: In article , John Rumm writes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html I'd be intreagued to hear her side of the incident. She claimed he asked her to do it... yeah, right. But TBH - by both their admissions IIRC they were both totally off their heads on drink and drugs and he can't remember anything about it. Having thought about it, I don't think it's that far beyond the realms of possibility that there might be something to her side of the story. Totally. I'd go for a 'not proven' on this one. By both's admissions they were well ****ed up, and complete assholes anyway. David |
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Totally. I'd go for a 'not proven' on this one. Isn't that only available in Scottish law? (Within the UK, that is.) -- Rod Hypothyroidism is a seriously debilitating condition with an insidious onset. Although common it frequently goes undiagnosed. www.thyromind.info www.thyroiduk.org www.altsupportthyroid.org |
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Rather than a "slut up" of lager or alcopops.. Cocaine was mentioned, and I think you'll find use of prescription drugs (valium) for recreation is also a bit dodgy. Andy |
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Andrew Gabriel wrote:
Hands seem to heal without showing. I have a couple of small cuts on plain skin like his, and those don't ever completely vanish. One where I stood up under the corner of an old stainless steel sink, which turned out to be razor sharp and cut me on the back similarly to those stanley knife cuts, and another where a rake handle snapped and the sharp end stabbed me in the arm. A couple of marks like that are not significant, but if all those cuts leave similar marks, that's going to be quite a sight. Not sure about hands healing without showing. I posted about when I cut my hand with a saw back in September last year. As shown in the picture, it is still red (often much worse than in the photo), hurts, and there is a significant area with virtually no sensation between the cut and 4/5 cm down my finger. (Save the sympathy :-) - someone only a few cm away from me is very much worse off. :-( ) This is going to be a permanent scar! http://flickr.com/photos/polyurethane/3258401325/ (And I still have visible scars all over both hands from doing silly things over many years. Every one I can remember doing is still plainly visible.) -- Rod Hypothyroidism is a seriously debilitating condition with an insidious onset. Although common it frequently goes undiagnosed. www.thyromind.info www.thyroiduk.org www.altsupportthyroid.org |
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Andy Champ wrote:
The Natural Philosopher wrote: Rather than a "slut up" of lager or alcopops.. Cocaine was mentioned, and I think you'll find use of prescription drugs (valium) for recreation is also a bit dodgy. Andy Story said 30 tablets of valium. Funny how they never say whether they are 2, 5 or 10mg. Nor whether they are oral tablets or suppositories. Not if they put them in the right place... -- Rod Hypothyroidism is a seriously debilitating condition with an insidious onset. Although common it frequently goes undiagnosed. www.thyromind.info www.thyroiduk.org www.altsupportthyroid.org |
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Andy Champ wrote:
The Natural Philosopher wrote: Rather than a "slut up" of lager or alcopops.. Cocaine was mentioned, and I think you'll find use of prescription drugs (valium) for recreation is also a bit dodgy. Andy I took chlorpromazine once, in LA after a three day busride from NY with very little sleep. You could have cut my ears off and I wouldn't have noticed. I slept for about 35 hours, and was rubbery in the legs for two days. Never again. |
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Handyman writes John Rumm wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-stand-man-wak es-lover-carved-arm.html Raises a couple of questions. The report I read in The Sun said they went to her place & had sex. How ****ed must he have been not to feel her doing the cutting? If he was that ****ed how did he manage to do the business? Brewers Droop etc? other substances ? -- geoff |
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