Just had a thought.

Part P is the latest addition to the building regs.

Building regs tend to be assigned a letter ( part P ) based on their time of
initial assignment from what I can gather.

So what will Part Q be?

This is purely speculative, not based on fact and fictitious but possibly
incorporating:

Part Q ( Fixtures to dwellings and the safety thereof ) section 1 ( ODPM
directive ).
No one shall fit a picture frame to a wall in a dwelling that incorporates a
glass protective covering of the picture be it reflecting or non-reflecting
glass.
All protective coverings must be either toughened glass or made of plastic
complying with BS303030.
If you change the picture in a said frame you must also upgrade the glass
protective covering or the frame to one approved or use a person registered
with a Competent Person self registering competence body.
Changing the picture in the frame and not using a Competent Person means
that you need to apply for building regs approval.
Pictures fitted above head height ( 2.5 metres to ensure the tallest is
protected ) must be securely fixed to the wall using fasteners that comply
with BS10101010.
Also, pictures of a particularly attractive nature - where a person may
require close viewing - must use a frame that cannot introduce wood
splinters into their flesh as they view - in brief the frame must comply
with BS20202020.
Building regs notification to change a picture in a fixed domestic picture
frame OR the frame itself will only cost £ 58.00 unless done by a COMPETENT
PERSON.

This is a discussion igniter only - but do you see where I'm heading.

The regulators will no doubt be working to regulate similar as they read
this post.

Maybe I should have kept it to myself - unless of course you are a picture
framer.

What other Part Q's could there be?

Sceptical - what me - no!!

In article ,
"ItsMe" writes:
Just had a thought.

Part P is the latest addition to the building regs.

Building regs tend to be assigned a letter ( part P ) based on their time of
initial assignment from what I can gather.

So what will Part Q be?

It was provision of telephone and data network wiring to and
around the home. Whilst it was being drafted and consulted
upon, WiFi came along and made it redundant, although I'm
surprised they noticed that and didn't bring it in anyway.

The requirement for builders to install phone/data cable
ducting from the street to the house on new builds was the
only bit of it which seemed reasonable to me.

--
Andrew Gabriel
[email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup]

ItsMe wrote:
Just had a thought.

Part P is the latest addition to the building regs.

Building regs tend to be assigned a letter ( part P ) based on their
time of initial assignment from what I can gather.

I reckon Part T. Or Part Tea to be precise.

"Any person working in domestic premises must be provided with a large mug
of tea at intervals not exceeding 1 hour".



--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On 2008-08-02 09:50:03 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

ItsMe wrote:
Just had a thought.

Part P is the latest addition to the building regs.

Building regs tend to be assigned a letter ( part P ) based on their
time of initial assignment from what I can gather.

I reckon Part T. Or Part Tea to be precise.

"Any person working in domestic premises must be provided with a large mug
of tea at intervals not exceeding 1 hour".

Compliance can be demonstrated by including a plate of Ginger Nuts.

In article 489423a9@qaanaaq,
Andy Hall writes:
On 2008-08-02 09:50:03 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

ItsMe wrote:
Just had a thought.

Part P is the latest addition to the building regs.

Building regs tend to be assigned a letter ( part P ) based on their
time of initial assignment from what I can gather.

I reckon Part T. Or Part Tea to be precise.

"Any person working in domestic premises must be provided with a large mug
of tea at intervals not exceeding 1 hour".

Compliance can be demonstrated by including a plate of Ginger Nuts.

after a nasty accident with an angle grinder, most likely.

--
Andrew Gabriel
[email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup]

On 2008-08-02 10:57:30 +0100, (Andrew
Gabriel) said:

In article 489423a9@qaanaaq,
Andy Hall writes:
On 2008-08-02 09:50:03 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

ItsMe wrote:
Just had a thought.

Part P is the latest addition to the building regs.

Building regs tend to be assigned a letter ( part P ) based on their
time of initial assignment from what I can gather.

I reckon Part T. Or Part Tea to be precise.

"Any person working in domestic premises must be provided with a large mug
of tea at intervals not exceeding 1 hour".

Compliance can be demonstrated by including a plate of Ginger Nuts.

after a nasty accident with an angle grinder, most likely.

I should get a part as a straight man to set up the gags.

On Sat, 2 Aug 2008 10:06:49 +0100, Andy Hall
wrote:

On 2008-08-02 09:50:03 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

ItsMe wrote:
Just had a thought.

Part P is the latest addition to the building regs.

Building regs tend to be assigned a letter ( part P ) based on their
time of initial assignment from what I can gather.

I reckon Part T. Or Part Tea to be precise.

"Any person working in domestic premises must be provided with a large mug
of tea at intervals not exceeding 1 hour".

Compliance can be demonstrated by including a plate of Ginger Nuts.

what can be done about the jammie dodgers that don't comply?



--
Regards, Paul Herber, Sandrila Ltd.
Electrical for Visio http://www.electrical.sandrila.co.uk/

Compliance can be demonstrated by including a plate of Ginger Nuts.***

*** A moisture repellent coating must be applied in case of subsequent
immersion in liquid.

On 2008-08-02 11:06:49 +0100, Paul Herber
said:

On Sat, 2 Aug 2008 10:06:49 +0100, Andy Hall
wrote:

On 2008-08-02 09:50:03 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

ItsMe wrote:
Just had a thought.

Part P is the latest addition to the building regs.

Building regs tend to be assigned a letter ( part P ) based on their
time of initial assignment from what I can gather.

I reckon Part T. Or Part Tea to be precise.

"Any person working in domestic premises must be provided with a large mug
of tea at intervals not exceeding 1 hour".

Compliance can be demonstrated by including a plate of Ginger Nuts.

what can be done about the jammie dodgers that don't comply?

Marie will hobnob with them.

ItsMe wrote:
Just had a thought.

Part P is the latest addition to the building regs.

Building regs tend to be assigned a letter ( part P ) based on their time of
initial assignment from what I can gather.

So what will Part Q be?

This is purely speculative, not based on fact and fictitious but possibly
incorporating:

Part Q ( Fixtures to dwellings and the safety thereof ) section 1 ( ODPM
directive ).
No one shall fit a picture frame to a wall in a dwelling that incorporates a
glass protective covering of the picture be it reflecting or non-reflecting
glass.
All protective coverings must be either toughened glass or made of plastic
complying with BS303030.
If you change the picture in a said frame you must also upgrade the glass
protective covering or the frame to one approved or use a person registered
with a Competent Person self registering competence body.
Changing the picture in the frame and not using a Competent Person means
that you need to apply for building regs approval.
Pictures fitted above head height ( 2.5 metres to ensure the tallest is
protected ) must be securely fixed to the wall using fasteners that comply
with BS10101010.
Also, pictures of a particularly attractive nature - where a person may
require close viewing - must use a frame that cannot introduce wood
splinters into their flesh as they view - in brief the frame must comply
with BS20202020.
Building regs notification to change a picture in a fixed domestic picture
frame OR the frame itself will only cost £ 58.00 unless done by a COMPETENT
PERSON.

This is a discussion igniter only - but do you see where I'm heading.

The regulators will no doubt be working to regulate similar as they read
this post.

Maybe I should have kept it to myself - unless of course you are a picture
framer.

What other Part Q's could there be?

Sceptical - what me - no!!




All light fixings shall be lowerable to a height suitable for a Disabled
Person in a Wheelchair to change the bulb in.

Insulation to an overall average U value of 0.03 s mandatiorty.

Ventilation to reduce this to an average value of one, must be installed.

"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
om...
ItsMe wrote:
Just had a thought.

Part P is the latest addition to the building regs.

Building regs tend to be assigned a letter ( part P ) based on their
time of initial assignment from what I can gather.

I reckon Part T. Or Part Tea to be precise.

"Any person working in domestic premises must be provided with a large mug
of tea at intervals not exceeding 1 hour".

Yesterdays customers passed the test then.

The customers were not in and left a key with the next door neighbour. I
picked the key up and let myself in. Just inside the door was a hand drawn
plan of the kitchen highlighting the positions of the kettle, tea, coffee
and milk with the words "HELP YOURSELF MATE" written underneath.

Adam

On 2008-08-02 15:32:14 +0100, Owain said:

Andy Hall wrote:
what can be done about the jammie dodgers that don't comply?
Marie will hobnob with them.

Is any valuable scrap left outside the door classed as gypsy cream?

Owain

If they're short-bread possibly.

However, one does have to be careful about soggy biscuit

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2008-08-02 15:32:14 +0100, Owain said:

Andy Hall wrote:
what can be done about the jammie dodgers that don't comply?
Marie will hobnob with them.

Is any valuable scrap left outside the door classed as gypsy cream?

Owain

If they're short-bread possibly.

However, one does have to be careful about soggy biscuit


No so much the upper crust, more the soggy bottom?

On 2008-08-02 18:48:29 +0100, The Natural Philosopher said:

Andy Hall wrote:
On 2008-08-02 15:32:14 +0100, Owain said:

Andy Hall wrote:
what can be done about the jammie dodgers that don't comply?
Marie will hobnob with them.

Is any valuable scrap left outside the door classed as gypsy cream?

Owain

If they're short-bread possibly.

However, one does have to be careful about soggy biscuit


No so much the upper crust, more the soggy bottom?

In public schools apparently.

On 2008-08-02 19:07:30 +0100, Owain said:

Andy Hall wrote:
Is any valuable scrap left outside the door classed as gypsy cream?
If they're short-bread possibly.
However, one does have to be careful about soggy biscuit

I was trying to be as Nice as possible when thinking of a suitable allusion.

Workmen in South Shields are historically quite fond of a Garibaldi.


With the mining in that area, I would have thought Ore-o would be more suitable

Golfers at Lytham find that they provide a rich tee.

thanks Andy...

[george]


"Andy Hall" wrote in message news:489423a9@qaanaaq...
On 2008-08-02 09:50:03 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

ItsMe wrote:
Just had a thought.

Part P is the latest addition to the building regs.

Building regs tend to be assigned a letter ( part P ) based on their
time of initial assignment from what I can gather.

I reckon Part T. Or Part Tea to be precise.

"Any person working in domestic premises must be provided with a large
mug
of tea at intervals not exceeding 1 hour".

Compliance can be demonstrated by including a plate of Ginger Nuts.