Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle.

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Adam

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:53:51 GMT, "ARWadworth"
wrote:

Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle.

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Adam





You should turn her down with kind words not a wine bottle.
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ARWadworth wrote:
Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle.

http://i27.tinypic.com/5eaefn.jpg

Do you live on the Chatsworth Estate? Is your local called The Jockey? Do
you know Frank Gallagher?

What a life you lead matey!

:-)


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On 2008-04-13 20:15:40 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:



ARWadworth wrote:
Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle.

http://i27.tinypic.com/5eaefn.jpg

Do you live on the Chatsworth Estate? Is your local called The Jockey? Do
you know Frank Gallagher?

What a life you lead matey!

:-)

Things rapidly deteriorate north of the Thames, you know.

What he didn't say was which woman it was and the circumstances.
Might have been the neighbour

"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
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ARWadworth wrote:
Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle.

http://i27.tinypic.com/5eaefn.jpg

Do you live on the Chatsworth Estate? Is your local called The Jockey?
Do you know Frank Gallagher?

I had to Google that as I have not had a TV for the last 5 years.

What a life you lead matey!

:-)
The bottle in the head was better than her proposition.

Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights?

Adam

ARWadworth coughed up some electrons that declared:


Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights?

Well there you go...

The only time I've come close to being knocked out cold was a playful punch
from a lass up that way (friend mind). Mustn't say geordie, she was a
mackum and that's another route to a good hiding.

Oddly enough, I was in Yorkshire when it happened. Perhaps something in the
air disagrees with them?

Cheers

Tim

"Tim Southerwood" wrote in message
...
ARWadworth coughed up some electrons that declared:


Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights?

Well there you go...

The only time I've come close to being knocked out cold was a playful
punch
from a lass up that way (friend mind). Mustn't say geordie, she was a
mackum and that's another route to a good hiding.

Oddly enough, I was in Yorkshire when it happened. Perhaps something in
the
air disagrees with them?

Cheers

Tim

We do our best ...

Mary

On 2008-04-13 21:34:33 +0100, "ARWadworth"
said:

The bottle in the head was better than her proposition.

What was that?


Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights?


Doesn't bear thinking about.

"Andy Hall" wrote in message news:48027290@qaanaaq...
On 2008-04-13 21:34:33 +0100, "ARWadworth"
said:

The bottle in the head was better than her proposition.

What was that?

"Are you going to buy me and my mate some drinks and we will show you a good
time"

She made Karen Matthews look like a good catch!


Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights?


Doesn't bear thinking about.

Trafalgar Square last Sunday afternoon with the Olympic Torch passing
through was much safer.

Adam

ARWadworth wrote:
"Andy Hall" wrote in message
news:48027290@qaanaaq...
On 2008-04-13 21:34:33 +0100, "ARWadworth"
said:

The bottle in the head was better than her proposition.

What was that?

"Are you going to buy me and my mate some drinks and we will show you
a good time"

She made Karen Matthews look like a good catch!


Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights?


Doesn't bear thinking about.

Trafalgar Square last Sunday afternoon with the Olympic Torch passing
through was much safer.

It would have been. I've just read the London Ambulance major incident
plan, 34 pages of it. Every possibility covered. Incedible planning.

My daughter was (potential) silver medic, driving the first ambulance behind
the torch procession.

Not that I'm a very proud Dad or anything.


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