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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
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ARWadworth wrote:
Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle.

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Do you live on the Chatsworth Estate? Is your local called The Jockey?
Do you know Frank Gallagher?


I had to Google that as I have not had a TV for the last 5 years.

What a life you lead matey!

:-)

The bottle in the head was better than her proposition.

Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights?

Adam