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On 2008-04-13 20:15:40 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
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ARWadworth wrote:
Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle.

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Do you live on the Chatsworth Estate? Is your local called The Jockey? Do
you know Frank Gallagher?

What a life you lead matey!

:-)


Things rapidly deteriorate north of the Thames, you know.

What he didn't say was which woman it was and the circumstances.
Might have been the neighbour