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Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle.
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On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:53:51 GMT, "ARWadworth"
wrote: Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle. http://i27.tinypic.com/5eaefn.jpg Adam You should turn her down with kind words not a wine bottle. :) -- http://www.orderonlinepickupinstore.co.uk Ah fetch it yourself if you can't wait for delivery http://www.freedeliveryuk.co.uk http://www.holidayunder100.co.uk |
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ARWadworth wrote: Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle. http://i27.tinypic.com/5eaefn.jpg Do you live on the Chatsworth Estate? Is your local called The Jockey? Do you know Frank Gallagher? What a life you lead matey! :-) -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk 01634 717930 07850 597257 |
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On 2008-04-13 20:15:40 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said: ARWadworth wrote: Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle. http://i27.tinypic.com/5eaefn.jpg Do you live on the Chatsworth Estate? Is your local called The Jockey? Do you know Frank Gallagher? What a life you lead matey! :-) Things rapidly deteriorate north of the Thames, you know. What he didn't say was which woman it was and the circumstances. Might have been the neighbour |
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message ... ARWadworth wrote: Remember to duck when you turn down a woman armed with a wine bottle. http://i27.tinypic.com/5eaefn.jpg Do you live on the Chatsworth Estate? Is your local called The Jockey? Do you know Frank Gallagher? I had to Google that as I have not had a TV for the last 5 years. What a life you lead matey! :-) The bottle in the head was better than her proposition. Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights? Adam |
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ARWadworth coughed up some electrons that declared:
Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights? Well there you go... The only time I've come close to being knocked out cold was a playful punch from a lass up that way (friend mind). Mustn't say geordie, she was a mackum and that's another route to a good hiding. Oddly enough, I was in Yorkshire when it happened. Perhaps something in the air disagrees with them? Cheers Tim |
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On 2008-04-13 21:34:33 +0100, "ARWadworth"
said: The bottle in the head was better than her proposition. What was that? Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights? Doesn't bear thinking about. |
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"Andy Hall" wrote in message news:48027290@qaanaaq... On 2008-04-13 21:34:33 +0100, "ARWadworth" said: The bottle in the head was better than her proposition. What was that? "Are you going to buy me and my mate some drinks and we will show you a good time" She made Karen Matthews look like a good catch! Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights? Doesn't bear thinking about. Trafalgar Square last Sunday afternoon with the Olympic Torch passing through was much safer. Adam |
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ARWadworth wrote: "Andy Hall" wrote in message news:48027290@qaanaaq... On 2008-04-13 21:34:33 +0100, "ARWadworth" said: The bottle in the head was better than her proposition. What was that? "Are you going to buy me and my mate some drinks and we will show you a good time" She made Karen Matthews look like a good catch! Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights? Doesn't bear thinking about. Trafalgar Square last Sunday afternoon with the Olympic Torch passing through was much safer. It would have been. I've just read the London Ambulance major incident plan, 34 pages of it. Every possibility covered. Incedible planning. My daughter was (potential) silver medic, driving the first ambulance behind the torch procession. Not that I'm a very proud Dad or anything. -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk 01634 717930 07850 597257 |
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"Tim Southerwood" wrote in message ... ARWadworth coughed up some electrons that declared: Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights? Well there you go... The only time I've come close to being knocked out cold was a playful punch from a lass up that way (friend mind). Mustn't say geordie, she was a mackum and that's another route to a good hiding. Oddly enough, I was in Yorkshire when it happened. Perhaps something in the air disagrees with them? Cheers Tim We do our best ... Mary |
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message ... ARWadworth wrote: "Andy Hall" wrote in message news:48027290@qaanaaq... On 2008-04-13 21:34:33 +0100, "ARWadworth" said: The bottle in the head was better than her proposition. What was that? "Are you going to buy me and my mate some drinks and we will show you a good time" She made Karen Matthews look like a good catch! Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights? Doesn't bear thinking about. Trafalgar Square last Sunday afternoon with the Olympic Torch passing through was much safer. It would have been. I've just read the London Ambulance major incident plan, 34 pages of it. Every possibility covered. Incedible planning. My daughter was (potential) silver medic, driving the first ambulance behind the torch procession. Not that I'm a very proud Dad or anything. I would be proud as well. She would had to keep her foot on the brake so as not to run over the torch bearer as for some reason they often stopped suddenly. The last time I went to Trafalar Square it was full of winged vermin. Has Livingstone eradicated them? Adam |
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ARWadworth wrote: "The Medway Handyman" wrote in message ... ARWadworth wrote: "Andy Hall" wrote in message news:48027290@qaanaaq... On 2008-04-13 21:34:33 +0100, "ARWadworth" said: The bottle in the head was better than her proposition. What was that? "Are you going to buy me and my mate some drinks and we will show you a good time" She made Karen Matthews look like a good catch! Why are Geordie women allowed into Yorkshire for hen nights? Doesn't bear thinking about. Trafalgar Square last Sunday afternoon with the Olympic Torch passing through was much safer. It would have been. I've just read the London Ambulance major incident plan, 34 pages of it. Every possibility covered. Incedible planning. My daughter was (potential) silver medic, driving the first ambulance behind the torch procession. Not that I'm a very proud Dad or anything. I would be proud as well. She would had to keep her foot on the brake so as not to run over the torch bearer as for some reason they often stopped suddenly. Her verdict on the Olympic Torch was; "Its rubbish, just a stick on fire....." -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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On 2008-04-14 20:36:14 +0100, "ARWadworth"
said: She would had to keep her foot on the brake so as not to run over the torch bearer as for some reason they often stopped suddenly. The last time I went to Trafalar Square it was full of winged vermin. Has Livingstone eradicated them? Adam Livingstone conceals his wings well if that's the case. |
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