Just got an unsolicited email from CORGI.....

CORGI has identified your area as a carbon monoxide poisoning hotspot
(Read the CORGI carbon monoxide report for more information). For this
reason, we are running a carbon monoxide road show to alert people
about the potential risks.

And the nearest Venues..............

Birmingham and Leicester!

I live near the south coast!

So, their Carbon Monoxide Hotspot Detectors seem to have an accuracy
of less than 250 miles in a country that about 500 miles long!

What a bunch of clueless f*ckwits!

On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:29:28 -0700,
wrote:

Just got an unsolicited email from CORGI.....

CORGI has identified your area as a carbon monoxide poisoning hotspot
(Read the CORGI carbon monoxide report for more information). For this
reason, we are running a carbon monoxide road show to alert people
about the potential risks.

And the nearest Venues..............

Birmingham and Leicester!

I live near the south coast!

So, their Carbon Monoxide Hotspot Detectors seem to have an accuracy
of less than 250 miles in a country that about 500 miles long!

What a bunch of clueless f*ckwits!

It must be very dangerous stuff if it'll affect you from that far away
:-)
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On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:29:28 -0700,
wrote:

Just got an unsolicited email from CORGI.....

CORGI has identified your area as a carbon monoxide poisoning hotspot
(Read the CORGI carbon monoxide report for more information). For this
reason, we are running a carbon monoxide road show to alert people
about the potential risks.

And the nearest Venues..............

Birmingham and Leicester!

I live near the south coast!

So, their Carbon Monoxide Hotspot Detectors seem to have an accuracy
of less than 250 miles in a country that about 500 miles long!

What a bunch of clueless f*ckwits!

I got one as well and I'm in Glasgow

"HVB" wrote in message
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On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:29:28 -0700,
wrote:

Just got an unsolicited email from CORGI.....

I got two of these this morning... both to email addresses I only ever
gave to Nikon to register my cameras. Naughty, naughty!

HVB


I got one as well and guess what - registered with nikon as well

Ageless wrote:
"HVB" wrote in message
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On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:29:28 -0700,
wrote:

Just got an unsolicited email from CORGI.....
I got two of these this morning... both to email addresses I only ever
gave to Nikon to register my cameras. Naughty, naughty!

HVB


I got one as well and guess what - registered with nikon as well



Happens when you buy cheap cameras

On 20 Sep, 19:41, Stuart Noble
wrote:
Ageless wrote:
"HVB" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:29:28 -0700,
wrote:

Just got an unsolicited email from CORGI.....
I got two of these this morning... both to email addresses I only ever
gave to Nikon to register my cameras. Naughty, naughty!

HVB

I got one as well and guess what - registered with nikon as well

Happens when you buy cheap cameras

No - the common thread is that the natives have a speech
impediment.....

HVB wrote:
On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:29:28 -0700,
wrote:

Just got an unsolicited email from CORGI.....

I got two of these this morning... both to email addresses I only ever
gave to Nikon to register my cameras. Naughty, naughty!

I got one as well & I've never registered with Nikon. It came to the e-mail
address on my magician website.

My venuses were Birmingham, Newcastle, Cardiff, Nottingham, Sheffield &
Leicester - all very convenient to Kent!



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wrote:
Just got an unsolicited email from CORGI.....


Just reported them to thier ISP for spamming - I'll keep you all informed
:-)


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07850 597257

On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 20:14:10 +0000, The Medway Handyman wrote:

My venuses were Birmingham, Newcastle, Cardiff, Nottingham, Sheffield &
Leicester - all very convenient to Kent!

Worth travelling for a venus though, innit? :-)

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John Stumbles wrote:
On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 20:14:10 +0000, The Medway Handyman wrote:

My venuses were Birmingham, Newcastle, Cardiff, Nottingham, Sheffield &
Leicester - all very convenient to Kent!

Worth travelling for a venus though, innit? :-)

For years I always heard the lyric in the song "My venus in blue jeans"
as something quite different....

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On 21 Sep, 01:34, John Rumm wrote:
John Stumbles wrote:
On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 20:14:10 +0000, The Medway Handyman wrote:

My venuses were Birmingham, Newcastle, Cardiff, Nottingham, Sheffield &
Leicester - all very convenient to Kent!

Worth travelling for a venus though, innit? :-)

For years I always heard the lyric in the song "My venus in blue jeans"
as something quite different....

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You mean like "T'was on the good ship Venus" etc. etc.

On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:52:41 -0700, am wrote:

On 21 Sep, 01:34, John Rumm wrote:

For years I always heard the lyric in the song "My venus in blue jeans"
as something quite different....

You mean like "T'was on the good ship Venus" etc. etc.


Can we do the Captain Pugwash characters' names now? ;-)


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Procrastinate now!

John Stumbles wrote:
On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:52:41 -0700, am wrote:

On 21 Sep, 01:34, John Rumm wrote:

For years I always heard the lyric in the song "My venus in blue jeans"
as something quite different....

You mean like "T'was on the good ship Venus" etc. etc.


Can we do the Captain Pugwash characters' names now? ;-)

What master Mates and Jim the cabin boy?

(never sounds as good as the apocryphal names does it? ;-)

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On 2007-09-22 15:29:25 +0100, John Rumm said:

John Stumbles wrote:
On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:52:41 -0700, am wrote:

On 21 Sep, 01:34, John Rumm wrote:

For years I always heard the lyric in the song "My venus in blue jeans"
as something quite different....

You mean like "T'was on the good ship Venus" etc. etc.


Can we do the Captain Pugwash characters' names now? ;-)

What master Mates and Jim the cabin boy?

(never sounds as good as the apocryphal names does it? ;-)

It was Tom the cabin boy, but they did have Pirate Willy.

Complained to CORGI & got the following e-mail;

"Please accept our sincerest apologies for the email you received last
week about a Carbon Monoxide roadshow.

Due to a technical error this was sent to you by accident, the email was
only intended for people living much closer to the current round of
roadshows.

We are sorry for the concern and inconvenience this has caused you.
Please be assured we will unsubscribe your email address."


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The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk
01634 717930
07850 597257