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Andy Hall wrote:
On 2006-10-09 20:57:52 +0100, "Mary Fisher" said: "Guy King" wrote in message ... The message from Andy Hall contains these words: I tried an aerosol treatment I thought you said they were mostly round your ankles. You nicked that from my Swedish chemist joke. Sorry, mate, it was too good a shot to miss. I don't understand ... Mary Man goes into chemist in Sweden and asks to buy some deodorant. Chemist: "Would you like ball or aerosol?" Man: "Neither. I want it for under my arms" Man goes into chemist and says... Him: do you have any featherlite condoms. Assistant: sorry we are sold out...have you tried boots? Him: I want to slide up not march up. -- Sir Benjamin Middlethwaite |
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2006 21:01:08 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote: "James" wrote in message ... In article . com, wrote: Should I buy some chemicals to nuke everything on the carpet? A really thorough hoovering of carpet / skirting / matress followed by a spraying of Acclaim (from vets). Some of the off the shelf sprays from Tesco etc just don't have the guts to kill the little beggars. Another way to convince yourself the fleas are there is to put some plastic sheeting on the floor --- you'll hear them ping off it as they jump up and hit it. My mum used to put a (lit) nightlight in a saucer of water. The theory was that the fleas jumped towards the heat and drowned. We never had fleas as children so perhaps it did work. Mary That's supposed to keep elephants away as well..Did you see any .??? |
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My mum used to put a (lit) nightlight in a saucer of water. The theory was that the fleas jumped towards the heat and drowned. We never had fleas as children so perhaps it did work. Mary That's supposed to keep elephants away as well..Did you see any .??? Only the ones which drowned in the saucer. Mary |
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2006 21:01:08 +0100, "Mary Fisher" We never had fleas as children so perhaps it did work. Mary That must of baffled the medical proffession. -- Sir Benjamin Middlethwaite |
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from "Mary Fisher" contains these words: I tried an aerosol treatment I thought you said they were mostly round your ankles. You nicked that from my Swedish chemist joke. Sorry, mate, it was too good a shot to miss. I don't understand ... He said he treated his aerosol and I said I thought the fleas were biting his ankles. -- Skipweasel Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. |
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Stuart wrote:
On 9 Oct 2006 06:24:40 -0700, wrote: I rent in Central London I leave the window open (always - for ventilation) I am 6 floors up. I have thoroughly cleaned the room. (the entire building itself is VERY clean and VERY well maintained) I guess insects must be coming though the window (although I never see them) Should I buy some chemicals to nuke everything on the carpet? Should I put some sort of net around the window? I take it ,by the fact that you havent't mentioned it,that you don't have a cat .Has there ever been a cat in the flat ..Flea eggs can rest dormant in carpets and behind skirtings until CH gets switched on during cooler times and they then come alive and can bite like buggery . Stuart . You: ' win' [the] prize , for ; the...'most' .misplace .d . punctuation, in. one ; scentence . :-p |
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On 2006-10-09 22:20:06 +0100, Guy King said:
The message t from "Mary Fisher" contains these words: I tried an aerosol treatment I thought you said they were mostly round your ankles. You nicked that from my Swedish chemist joke. Sorry, mate, it was too good a shot to miss. I don't understand ... He said he treated his aerosol and I said I thought the fleas were biting his ankles. It's no good if you have to spell them out. |
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Fisher writes "James" wrote in message ... In article . com, wrote: Should I buy some chemicals to nuke everything on the carpet? A really thorough hoovering of carpet / skirting / matress followed by a spraying of Acclaim (from vets). Some of the off the shelf sprays from Tesco etc just don't have the guts to kill the little beggars. Another way to convince yourself the fleas are there is to put some plastic sheeting on the floor --- you'll hear them ping off it as they jump up and hit it. My mum used to put a (lit) nightlight in a saucer of water. The theory was that the fleas jumped towards the heat and drowned. We never had fleas as children so perhaps it did work. No elephants in the fridge either, I presume -- geoff |
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Earl Of Derby writes On Mon, 9 Oct 2006 21:01:08 +0100, "Mary Fisher" We never had fleas as children so perhaps it did work. Mary That must of baffled the medical proffession. Only those in Yorkshire -- geoff |
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writes The message . com from contains these words: I tried an aerosol treatment I thought you said they were mostly round your ankles. Guy ... the Broseley working mens club calls you boom boom -- geoff |
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writes wrote: I rent in Central London I leave the window open (always - for ventilation) Very wise, but this being so I'm a little worried about global warming as I find it difficult to imagine that one could sleep with no covering in the UK in October. So how come you have your legs exposed? If you don't then the problem must be in the bed itself, the mattress probably. Well, I'm still sleeping without any bed covers -- geoff |
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wrote in message oups.com... .... This sounds like the mostly likely situation. I took over tenancy of this room in June. I don't have any pets. Can anyone recommend any UK products/shops? I need to nuke any fleas in the mattress/carpet etc. I've used pyrethrum dust successfully. You can usually get that in garden centres. Colin Bignell |
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"Helen Deborah Vecht" wrote in message ... When visiting cat left fleas at my parents' abode, Mum was pregnant and didn't want to use any chemicals. Someone advised the family to apply vegetable oil to the ankles to stop the fleas getting any foothold. This seemed to work. Good idea. You can catch bugs and fleas if you can see them with a wet bar of soap. Mary I need spectacles to see; I don't think a wet bar of soap would help ;-) -- Helen D. Vecht: Edgware. |
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On Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:29:41 GMT, "Phil L" wrote:
Stuart wrote: snipped . I take it ,by the fact that you havent't mentioned it,that you don't have a cat .Has there ever been a cat in the flat ..Flea eggs can rest dormant in carpets and behind skirtings until CH gets switched on during cooler times and they then come alive and can bite like buggery . Stuart . You: ' win' [the] prize , for ; the...'most' .misplace .d . punctuation, in. one ; scentence . :-p What ? |
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raden wrote in :
In message , John of Aix writes wrote: I rent in Central London I leave the window open (always - for ventilation) Very wise, but this being so I'm a little worried about global warming as I find it difficult to imagine that one could sleep with no covering in the UK in October. So how come you have your legs exposed? If you don't then the problem must be in the bed itself, the mattress probably. Well, I'm still sleeping without any bed covers Ditto. And no heating. There again, the house is double-glazed and I got the attic insulated earlier in the year. Don't open the windows though as I tend to get bitten all over by mosquitos - the neighbour has a pond in her garden and if you leave the window open with the light on, the room is full of the ******* things all squeaking away. |
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On 9 Oct 2006 06:24:40 -0700, wrote:
I rent in Central London I leave the window open (always - for ventilation) I am 6 floors up. I have thoroughly cleaned the room. (the entire building itself is VERY clean and VERY well maintained) I guess insects must be coming though the window (although I never see them) Should I buy some chemicals to nuke everything on the carpet? Should I put some sort of net around the window? Most likely you have BED BUGS, my man. Start your research for a cure he http://www.google.com/search?q=bed+b...en-US:official or he http://www.entomology.cornell.edu/Ex...s/BedBugs.html |
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"Guy King" wrote in message ... The message t from "Mary Fisher" contains these words: I tried an aerosol treatment I thought you said they were mostly round your ankles. You nicked that from my Swedish chemist joke. Sorry, mate, it was too good a shot to miss. I don't understand ... He said he treated his aerosol and I said I thought the fleas were biting his ankles. Oh. Doh! Getting slow in my dotage! Mary |
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"Owain" wrote in message ... (Your protasis is amphibolic.) Interpretation, please? Mary |
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"Phil L" wrote in message .uk... Stuart wrote: On 9 Oct 2006 06:24:40 -0700, wrote: I rent in Central London I leave the window open (always - for ventilation) I am 6 floors up. I have thoroughly cleaned the room. (the entire building itself is VERY clean and VERY well maintained) I guess insects must be coming though the window (although I never see them) Should I buy some chemicals to nuke everything on the carpet? Should I put some sort of net around the window? I take it ,by the fact that you havent't mentioned it,that you don't have a cat .Has there ever been a cat in the flat ..Flea eggs can rest dormant in carpets and behind skirtings until CH gets switched on during cooler times and they then come alive and can bite like buggery . Stuart . You: ' win' [the] prize , for ; the...'most' .misplace .d . punctuation, in. one ; scentence . Scentence??? The biter bit! :-) Mary :-p |
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wrote in message ... On 9 Oct 2006 06:24:40 -0700, wrote: I rent in Central London But, _where_ do you holiday? Dimly recall an article in newspaper about a family with similar symptoms that'd brought souvenir bed-bug form somewhere-foreign to their home in Central London. IIRC, the entire house had to be disinfected, plaster off walls, floorboards lifted, bedding replaced ... and (apparently) they didn't get many invitations to dinner parties in Central London either! -- Brian |
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raden wrote:
In message , John of Aix writes wrote: I rent in Central London I leave the window open (always - for ventilation) Very wise, but this being so I'm a little worried about global warming as I find it difficult to imagine that one could sleep with no covering in the UK in October. So how come you have your legs exposed? If you don't then the problem must be in the bed itself, the mattress probably. Well, I'm still sleeping without any bed covers You are Roy of the Rovers AICMF |
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Tristán White wrote:
raden wrote in : In message , John of Aix writes wrote: I rent in Central London I leave the window open (always - for ventilation) Very wise, but this being so I'm a little worried about global warming as I find it difficult to imagine that one could sleep with no covering in the UK in October. So how come you have your legs exposed? If you don't then the problem must be in the bed itself, the mattress probably. Well, I'm still sleeping without any bed covers Ditto. And no heating. There again, the house is double-glazed and I got the attic insulated earlier in the year. Don't open the windows though as I tend to get bitten all over by mosquitos - the neighbour has a pond in her garden and if you leave the window open with the light on, the room is full of the ******* things all squeaking away. Don't they have any fish? Great for eating mosquito larvae. |
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"nightjar" nightjar@insert my surname here wrote:
wrote in message oups.com... ... This sounds like the mostly likely situation. I took over tenancy of this room in June. I don't have any pets. Can anyone recommend any UK products/shops? I need to nuke any fleas in the mattress/carpet etc. I've used pyrethrum dust successfully. You can usually get that in garden centres. Ditto, house we rented in London was deceased estate and the old biddy had cats, we walked in, vibration woke up fleas and we got bitten to bits. Had to do the whole house. On the bright side if it is cat fleas they need cats to breed so eventually they will go away without treatment, but still... Peter -- Add my middle initial to email me. It has become attached to a country |
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"Peter Ashby" wrote in message . ruk... "nightjar" nightjar@insert my surname here wrote: wrote in message oups.com... ... This sounds like the mostly likely situation. I took over tenancy of this room in June. I don't have any pets. Can anyone recommend any UK products/shops? I need to nuke any fleas in the mattress/carpet etc. I've used pyrethrum dust successfully. You can usually get that in garden centres. Ditto, house we rented in London was deceased estate and the old biddy had cats, we walked in, vibration woke up fleas and we got bitten to bits. Had to do the whole house. On the bright side if it is cat fleas they need cats to breed so eventually they will go away without treatment, but still... A pest control officer once told me that if a house had been empty for some time they'd throw some large stones through the door. The vibration caused the adult fleas to emerge but there was nothing for them to feed on so they died. The process was repeated in each room, without their entering. Interesting - but no solution to the OP's problem :-) Mary Peter -- Add my middle initial to email me. It has become attached to a country |
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"Owain" wrote in message ... Mary Fisher wrote: (Your protasis The subordinate clause or condition in a conditional sentence is amphibolic.) is so expressed as to admit of two grammatical constructions each yielding a different sense. I'll remember that! Rather, I hope I remember that! Thanks, it could come in very useful :-) Mary Owain |
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"Owain" wrote in message ... Mary Fisher wrote: "Phil L" wrote You: ' win' [the] prize , for ; the...'most' .misplace .d . punctuation, in. one ; scentence . Scentence??? The biter bit! Does the biter bit bit a bit of bitter bile? Or even does the biter bit bite a bit of bitter bile? Mary |
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In message , John of Aix
writes raden wrote: In message , John of Aix writes wrote: I rent in Central London I leave the window open (always - for ventilation) Very wise, but this being so I'm a little worried about global warming as I find it difficult to imagine that one could sleep with no covering in the UK in October. So how come you have your legs exposed? If you don't then the problem must be in the bed itself, the mattress probably. Well, I'm still sleeping without any bed covers You are Roy of the Rovers AICMF Bloody hell first Tomorrows World and now the Beano memory lane is becoming a well worn track -- geoff |
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raden wrote:
In message , John of Aix writes raden wrote: In message , John of Aix writes wrote: I rent in Central London I leave the window open (always - for ventilation) Very wise, but this being so I'm a little worried about global warming as I find it difficult to imagine that one could sleep with no covering in the UK in October. So how come you have your legs exposed? If you don't then the problem must be in the bed itself, the mattress probably. Well, I'm still sleeping without any bed covers You are Roy of the Rovers AICMF Bloody hell first Tomorrows World and now the Beano memory lane is becoming a well worn track You sure it was the Beano? I don't think so, some middle class comic that cost an expensive tuppence called Flash or Boys Own or some other macho name. Bunty perhaps [Ed: some mistake surely?] |
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"John of Aix" wrote in message ... You are Roy of the Rovers AICMF Bloody hell first Tomorrows World and now the Beano memory lane is becoming a well worn track You sure it was the Beano? I don't think so, some middle class comic that cost an expensive tuppence called Flash or Boys Own or some other macho name. Bunty perhaps [Ed: some mistake surely?] Bunty was a girls' paper and later than Roy of the Rovers. ISTR Roy of the Rovers WAS the comic as well as the hero of one of the tales. Memory Lane obviously is an overgrown track for some :-) Mary |
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In message , John of Aix
writes raden wrote: In message , John of Aix writes raden wrote: In message , John of Aix writes wrote: I rent in Central London I leave the window open (always - for ventilation) Very wise, but this being so I'm a little worried about global warming as I find it difficult to imagine that one could sleep with no covering in the UK in October. So how come you have your legs exposed? If you don't then the problem must be in the bed itself, the mattress probably. Well, I'm still sleeping without any bed covers You are Roy of the Rovers AICMF Bloody hell first Tomorrows World and now the Beano memory lane is becoming a well worn track You sure it was the Beano? I don't think so, some middle class comic that cost an expensive tuppence called Flash or Boys Own or some other macho name. Bunty perhaps [Ed: some mistake surely?] Hmmm... Unclear - wikki "Roy of the Rovers was a British comic strip about the life and exploits of a fictional footballer named Roy Race which ran in various publications from 1954 to 2001. The strip gave its name to a weekly (and later monthly) comic magazine, published by IPC and Fleetway from 1976 to 1995, in which it was the main feature." I remember the beano and another "small" comic and Topper which was bigger that's all -- geoff |
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Mary Fisher wrote:
"John of Aix" wrote in message ... You are Roy of the Rovers AICMF Bloody hell first Tomorrows World and now the Beano memory lane is becoming a well worn track You sure it was the Beano? I don't think so, some middle class comic that cost an expensive tuppence called Flash or Boys Own or some other macho name. Bunty perhaps [Ed: some mistake surely?] Bunty was a girls' paper I know, I was kidding. My younger sisters used to buy it, the eldest went for Valentine I believe. and later than Roy of the Rovers. ISTR Roy of the Rovers WAS the comic as well as the hero of one of the tales. So it seems from the next post Memory Lane obviously is an overgrown track for some :-) Overgrown is an understatement. |
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"John of Aix" wrote in message ... Memory Lane obviously is an overgrown track for some :-) Overgrown is an understatement. Just remember (if you can, I know how hard it is) that you're in the best company :-) Mary |
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On Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:49:33 +0100, Owain
wrote: Mary Fisher wrote: You can catch bugs and fleas if you can see them with a wet bar of soap. A handy trick if you mislay your contact lenses. (Your protasis is amphibolic.) Is it really relevant mentioning that her protasis can travel on both land and water? Anyway it's not amphibolic, it's carbolic. -- |
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"Matt" wrote in message ... On Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:49:33 +0100, Owain wrote: Mary Fisher wrote: You can catch bugs and fleas if you can see them with a wet bar of soap. A handy trick if you mislay your contact lenses. (Your protasis is amphibolic.) Is it really relevant mentioning that her protasis can travel on both land and water? Anyway it's not amphibolic, it's carbolic. Have you been looking in our bathroom??? Mary |
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