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Default Brit plumbers are *******

Just how much brains or effort does it need to put a tiny blob of
grease on the underneath nut of a basin sink (and ANY thread) to stop
it seizing ? Like the moronically designed ones that you can't get your
hands under and are either freezing cold or burning hot.
So, to ALL brit plumbers who don't put grease on nuts:

YOU ARE BRAINLESS AMATEURS AND UTTER ****ING *******. THERE IS NO
CHANCE IN HELL I WOULD EVER EMPLOY ONE OF YOU USELESS ****S.

If anyone does employs one of these idiots, go around every nut they do
up and if they haven't put grease on, make the retarded idiot take it
all apart again. While you are there, make them put labels on all the
shut-off cocks so you don't have to pay the next overpaid moron for
half an hour's figuring out which cock does what.

In future I'll only employ skilled foreigners for plumbing and work I
don't want to do myself because brit oiks in general are on the whole
overpaid and undertrained amateur leeches.

If you are having basins fitted, show them a diagram of a mixer tap
like they have used on the European mainland for decades, or they'll
fit the individual stoneage taps that they were trained on (if they
actually ever had any training at all).

 
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