"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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On Sat, 9 Jul 2005 09:18:28 +0100, ":::Jerry::::"
wrote:


It's most striking that when ever anyone posts a question about a
faulty boiler you are no where to be seen, but if someone wants to
know what boiler to install you are.

This is because a junior hacksaw is the only tool that he actually
has
and they are of limited use for boiler servicing.


It's also the only hacksaw he is physically big enough to use...

On Sun, 10 Jul 2005 18:39:52 +0100, ":::Jerry::::"
wrote:


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 9 Jul 2005 09:18:28 +0100, ":::Jerry::::"
wrote:


It's most striking that when ever anyone posts a question about a
faulty boiler you are no where to be seen, but if someone wants to
know what boiler to install you are.

This is because a junior hacksaw is the only tool that he actually
has
and they are of limited use for boiler servicing.


It's also the only hacksaw he is physically big enough to use...

Taking us neatly back to Gollum, my precioussssssss......




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..andy

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"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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On Sat, 9 Jul 2005 09:18:28 +0100, ":::Jerry::::"
wrote:

It's most striking that when ever anyone posts a question about a
faulty boiler you are no where to be seen, but if someone wants to
know what boiler to install you are.

This is because a junior hacksaw is the only tool that he actually has
and they are of limited use for boiler servicing.

How would you know about boiler servicing. You haven't a clue.

"John Rumm" wrote in message
...
Doctor Evil wrote:

The senility has really set in. His knowledge imparts that you don't
service a boiler for 18 years. Yes, that is what he advocates. A right
electric caber tosser if ever there was one.

You must have had a good 30 messages so far in this thread with no
useful content whatsoever, and nothing but insults.

Insults? Where? How is the swirly patterned carpet?

Must be about time for you to lose yet another ng/isp account don't you
think...?

I have never once lost an ISP account. I've kicked some into touch though.

"Capitol" wrote in message
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Doctor Evil wrote:

It's time for you to go back to the clinic.

Can we take it that you need another visitor?

Wit obviously wasn't your strong point.

"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
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On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 00:45:00 +0100, "Doctor Evil"
wrote:

Not another one!!! These people are dangerous. To all normal people
D O N O T T A K E A N Y N O T I C E O F T H E M

You may be right, you may be wrong (I know nothing of gas appliances)

But you're also a state-registered ****wit,

We saw piccies of your workshop. You have a lot to learn.

":::Jerry::::" wrote in message
eenews.net...

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":::Jerry::::" wrote in message
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"Doctor Evil" wrote in message
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":::Jerry::::" wrote in message
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snip drivel

I'll take that as your admission that you know jack-**** about
this
subject then...

It's time for you to go back to the clinic.

Stop talking about yourself,

Wiot isn't your strong point is it?

"Doctor Evil" wrote in message
eenews.net...

":::Jerry::::" wrote in message
eenews.net...

"Doctor Evil" wrote in message
eenews.net...

":::Jerry::::" wrote in message
enews.net...

"Doctor Evil" wrote in message
news.net...

":::Jerry::::" wrote in message

news.net...


snip drivel

I'll take that as your admission that you know jack-****
about
this
subject then...

It's time for you to go back to the clinic.

Stop talking about yourself,

Wiot isn't your strong point is it?


Can someone translate that please.

"Doctor Evil" wrote in message
eenews.net...

snip

How would you know about boiler servicing. You haven't a clue.


'Drivel' talking to himself again I see...

In message ws.net,
Doctor Evil writes

"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 00:45:00 +0100, "Doctor Evil"
wrote:

Not another one!!! These people are dangerous. To all normal people
D O N O T T A K E A N Y N O T I C E O F T H E M

You may be right, you may be wrong (I know nothing of gas appliances)

But you're also a state-registered ****wit,

We saw piccies of your workshop. You have a lot to learn.

So, give a point for point analysis of what's wrong with it then


--
geoff

Doctor Evil wrote:
Did you join the Legion to forget, Maxie?

Wouldn't suit you would it IMM, in the Legion they bury you with your
head out of the sand.

Or were you meaning the British Legion; is that where you cha-cha-cha
the night away with elderly colonels with very bad eyesight.

Owain

Doctor Evil wrote:
Insults? Where? How is the swirly patterned carpet?

You wouldn't know what swirly patterned carpet is. They only have lino
in institutions so it's easy to mop up the dribble.

Owain

"raden" wrote in message
...
In message ws.net,
Doctor Evil writes

"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 00:45:00 +0100, "Doctor Evil"
wrote:

Not another one!!! These people are dangerous. To all normal people
D O N O T T A K E A N Y N O T I C E O F T H E M

You may be right, you may be wrong (I know nothing of gas appliances)

But you're also a state-registered ****wit,

We saw piccies of your workshop. You have a lot to learn.

So, give a point for point analysis of what's wrong with it then

Maxie, a picture says a 1000 words.

In message ws.net,
Doctor Evil writes

"raden" wrote in message
...
In message ws.net,
Doctor Evil writes

"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 00:45:00 +0100, "Doctor Evil"
wrote:

Not another one!!! These people are dangerous. To all normal people
D O N O T T A K E A N Y N O T I C E O F T H E M

You may be right, you may be wrong (I know nothing of gas appliances)

But you're also a state-registered ****wit,

We saw piccies of your workshop. You have a lot to learn.

So, give a point for point analysis of what's wrong with it then

Maxie, a picture says a 1000 words.

So, no answer

as usual


--
geoff

"raden" wrote in message
...
In message ws.net,
Doctor Evil writes

"raden" wrote in message
...
In message ws.net,
Doctor Evil writes

"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 00:45:00 +0100, "Doctor Evil"
wrote:

Not another one!!! These people are dangerous. To all normal
people
D O N O T T A K E A N Y N O T I C E O F T H E M

You may be right, you may be wrong (I know nothing of gas
appliances)

But you're also a state-registered ****wit,

We saw piccies of your workshop. You have a lot to learn.

So, give a point for point analysis of what's wrong with it then

Maxie, a picture says a 1000 words.

So, no answer

as usual

Again. Maxie, a picture says a 1000 words.

In message ws.net,
Doctor Evil writes

"raden" wrote in message
...
In message ws.net,
Doctor Evil writes

"raden" wrote in message
...
In message ws.net,
Doctor Evil writes

"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 7 Jul 2005 00:45:00 +0100, "Doctor Evil"
wrote:

Not another one!!! These people are dangerous. To all normal
people
D O N O T T A K E A N Y N O T I C E O F T H E M

You may be right, you may be wrong (I know nothing of gas
appliances)

But you're also a state-registered ****wit,

We saw piccies of your workshop. You have a lot to learn.

So, give a point for point analysis of what's wrong with it then

Maxie, a picture says a 1000 words.

So, no answer

as usual

Again. Maxie, a picture says a 1000 words.

You really are a waste of space

--
geoff

"Owain" wrote in message
...
Doctor Evil wrote:

Did you join the Legion to forget, Maxie?

Wouldn't suit you would it IMM,

That is right. I have nothing to forget.

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article
ws.net,
Doctor Evil wrote:
It's most striking that when ever anyone posts a question
about a
faulty boiler you are no where to be seen, but if someone
wants to
know what boiler to install you are.

This is because a junior hacksaw is the only tool that he
actually has
and they are of limited use for boiler servicing.

How would you know about boiler servicing. You haven't a clue.

Then put your money where your mouth is and take us through it step
by
step. Considering the amount of time you waste on your 'poems'
shouldn't
take you long.

Here's your chance to show off your knowledge as a pro.


Pro?!

Pass the monitor cleaning fluid please !

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ws.net,
Doctor Evil wrote:
It's most striking that when ever anyone posts a question about a
faulty boiler you are no where to be seen, but if someone wants to
know what boiler to install you are.

This is because a junior hacksaw is the only tool that he actually has
and they are of limited use for boiler servicing.

How would you know about boiler servicing. You haven't a clue.

Then put your money where your mouth is and take us through it step by
step. Considering the amount of time you waste on your 'poems' shouldn't
take you long.

Here's your chance to show off your knowledge as a pro.

Why do you want to know? You would ignore it anyway for 18 years.

In article ws.net,
Doctor Evil wrote:
Then put your money where your mouth is and take us through it step by
step. Considering the amount of time you waste on your 'poems'
shouldn't take you long.

Here's your chance to show off your knowledge as a pro.

Why do you want to know? You would ignore it anyway for 18 years.

So as we all guessed, you don't know. Nothing new there.

--
*Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ws.net,
Doctor Evil wrote:
Then put your money where your mouth is and take us through it step by
step. Considering the amount of time you waste on your 'poems'
shouldn't take you long.

Here's your chance to show off your knowledge as a pro.

Why do you want to know? You would ignore it anyway for 18 years.

So as we all guessed,

Who are these "we". You mean you and your scatter brain.

In message .net,
Doctor Evil writes

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ws.net,
Doctor Evil wrote:
Then put your money where your mouth is and take us through it step by
step. Considering the amount of time you waste on your 'poems'
shouldn't take you long.

Here's your chance to show off your knowledge as a pro.

Why do you want to know? You would ignore it anyway for 18 years.

So as we all guessed,

Who are these "we". You mean you and your scatter brain.

I would think that "we" represents a majority of regulars in uk-diy
--
geoff

"raden" wrote in message
...
In message .net,
Doctor Evil writes

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ws.net,
Doctor Evil wrote:
Then put your money where your mouth is and take us through it step
by
step. Considering the amount of time you waste on your 'poems'
shouldn't take you long.

Here's your chance to show off your knowledge as a pro.

Why do you want to know? You would ignore it anyway for 18 years.

So as we all guessed,

Who are these "we". You mean you and your scatter brain.

I would think that "we" represents a majority of regulars in uk-diy

Maxie! Do you mean you are the same as Richard? Are you that bad? I
never.....

In message ws.net,
Doctor Evil writes

"raden" wrote in message
...
In message .net,
Doctor Evil writes

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ws.net,
Doctor Evil wrote:
Then put your money where your mouth is and take us through it step
by
step. Considering the amount of time you waste on your 'poems'
shouldn't take you long.

Here's your chance to show off your knowledge as a pro.

Why do you want to know? You would ignore it anyway for 18 years.

So as we all guessed,

Who are these "we". You mean you and your scatter brain.

I would think that "we" represents a majority of regulars in uk-diy

Maxie! Do you mean you are the same as Richard? Are you that bad? I
never.....

I really don't have an idea what you're going on about

The problem isn't that you're one of life's losers

It's that you insist on proving it time after time

--
geoff

"raden" wrote in message
...
In message ws.net,
Doctor Evil writes

"raden" wrote in message
...
In message .net,
Doctor Evil writes

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article
ws.net,
Doctor Evil wrote:
Then put your money where your mouth is and take us through it
step
by
step. Considering the amount of time you waste on your 'poems'
shouldn't take you long.

Here's your chance to show off your knowledge as a pro.

Why do you want to know? You would ignore it anyway for 18 years.

So as we all guessed,

Who are these "we". You mean you and your scatter brain.

I would think that "we" represents a majority of regulars in uk-diy

Maxie! Do you mean you are the same as Richard? Are you that bad? I
never.....

I really don't have an idea what you're going on about

The problem isn't that you're one of life's losers

Maxie! You have been boozing it up with Mr Cranium. That is what you get
like. You are are a one.