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"raden" wrote in message ... In message , The Natural Philosopher writes Andy Dingley wrote: On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 15:21:11 GMT, Rick wrote: Einstien would use the phone book to find his own phone number. Reputedly he was once stopped by the police and asked what the number of the car he was driving was. His response (paraphrased), "I don't know officer, but if you look at the end of the car I believe they put a little plate there with it written on it". Of course he's been banged up in Guantanamo ever since... I once attended a talk given by the bloke wot wrote the 'Inspector Morse' books. Colin Davis? He was asked if his books were 'true to life' and he recounted tale of a car that had crashed through a front hedge into a garden, reversed and driven off.. The police, when called, were uninterestd 'aren't you going to measure tyre tracks or look at the crime scene?' he asked...'Nah. Useless' they said...'Oh, you mean the fact that his front bumper and number plate are lying under that bush is of no use to you?....' Reminds me of a friend years ago who demolished someone's wall when he took a corner too fast (prolly ****ed) - It popped the windscreen out intact, with the tax disk on it Police were round his house the next day Maxie, that was very nice of them to return his windscreen. |
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"The Natural Philosopher" wrote: I once attended a talk given by the bloke wot wrote the 'Inspector Morse' books. Colin Davis? Colin Dexter; Colin Davis is a conductor. -- Brian {Hamilton Kelly} "Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je n'ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte." Blaise Pascal, /Lettres Provinciales/, 1657 |
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Brian {Hamilton Kelly} wrote:
On Monday, in article "The Natural Philosopher" wrote: I once attended a talk given by the bloke wot wrote the 'Inspector Morse' books. Colin Davis? Colin Dexter; Colin Davis is a conductor. There you go then. That one solved! |
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In message , The Natural
Philosopher writes Brian {Hamilton Kelly} wrote: On Monday, in article "The Natural Philosopher" wrote: I once attended a talk given by the bloke wot wrote the 'Inspector Morse' books. Colin Davis? Colin Dexter; Colin Davis is a conductor. There you go then. That one solved! Back on topic (well almost) of the OT post ... http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.uk...m_objectid=157 01357%26method=full%26siteid=50100%26headline=slee pwalk%2ddrama-name_page ..html http://makeashorterlink.com/?X1DB5116B -- geoff |
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