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What to stick on his windscreen which wont come off easily? [OT]
However, recently a small number of strangers have started parking
here regularly and some leave their car here all day while they are at work. Let down all the tyres. Every time. It'll take them longer to move that day, but they should get the message in future. Christian. |
Let down all the tyres. Every time. It'll take them longer to move that
day, but they should get the message in future. P.S. Also leave a note on the windscreen so that some inobservant cretin doesn't try to drive off in that condition. Also, don't get caught on CCTV doing it. Christian. |
A pre-printed (not inkjet) label secured with Solvite is very difficult to
remove, paste the screen first, then again over the entire label. "Zak" wrote in message ... This is slightly off-topic but posted to groups where I figure people would have some good ideas to help me out. ------ I live in a small block of flats near London. When they go shopping some people like to park in our car park. If this does not happen much then we just accept it. However, recently a small number of strangers have started parking here regularly and some leave their car here all day while they are at work. There is entry no barrier to our car park and the warning notices and (fake) clamping notices on the car park walls are ignored. These peristent parkers also ignore our little notes left under the wipers asking them not to park in our car park. SO THIS IS MY PLAN. I reckon I should now stick a A4-sized "Please Do Not Park Here" notice on the windscreen of these regular parkers and make sure the notice is attached with some sort of glue that takes them a long time to remove. What do you suggest I use for glue? If I use some rubbery sort of compound like Bostik or Evostik then it will cost quite a bit as I probably need a tube of the glue for each notice. If I use a hard-setting glue like superglue then it will probably come off with an ice-scraper as the wind screen will probably be a bit dirty & dusty. Can I buy and preprinted EXTRA-MESSY self adhesive notices which say "Please Do Not Park Here" ? Any ideas as to what (relatively cheap) adhesive I can use would be welcome. |
"Zak" wrote in message ... This is slightly off-topic but posted to groups where I figure people would have some good ideas to help me out. ------ I live in a small block of flats near London. When they go shopping some people like to park in our car park. If this does not happen much then we just accept it. However, recently a small number of strangers have started parking here regularly and some leave their car here all day while they are at work. There is entry no barrier to our car park and the warning notices and (fake) clamping notices on the car park walls are ignored. These peristent parkers also ignore our little notes left under the wipers asking them not to park in our car park. SO THIS IS MY PLAN. I reckon I should now stick a A4-sized "Please Do Not Park Here" notice on the windscreen of these regular parkers and make sure the notice is attached with some sort of glue that takes them a long time to remove. What do you suggest I use for glue? If I use some rubbery sort of compound like Bostik or Evostik then it will cost quite a bit as I probably need a tube of the glue for each notice. If I use a hard-setting glue like superglue then it will probably come off with an ice-scraper as the wind screen will probably be a bit dirty & dusty. Can I buy and preprinted EXTRA-MESSY self adhesive notices which say "Please Do Not Park Here" ? Any ideas as to what (relatively cheap) adhesive I can use would be welcome. It's probably illegal to do such a thing but I do sympathise with you. Car and car related offences are, in my opinion, the cause of more frustrations than anything else. I'd like to do what you suggest on cars which park in disabled bays (nose in, facing the large restrictive notices).I'd like to do it on the cars which park on pavements, forcing pedestrians to walk in the road, I'd like to do it on cars which park across people's drives - even when there's a car in that drive. And lots more. Grrrrrrrrrr. Mary |
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Zak decided to enlighten our sheltered souls with a rant as follows This is slightly off-topic but posted to groups where I figure people would have some good ideas to help me out. What do you suggest I use for glue? If I use some rubbery sort of compound like Bostik or Evostik then it will cost quite a bit as I probably need a tube of the glue for each notice. If I use a hard-setting glue like superglue then it will probably come off with an ice-scraper as the wind screen will probably be a bit dirty & dusty. Can I buy and preprinted EXTRA-MESSY self adhesive notices which say "Please Do Not Park Here" ? Any ideas as to what (relatively cheap) adhesive I can use would be welcome. Don't use adhesive. You know what's 10 times as annoying? McDonalds gherkins. If you put one of those on a window on a sunny day, they're a total pig to remove. Has to be a genuine McDonalds one though, it's the sauce... They have the same adhesive qualities as a sticky thing, and said parkers will think kids have been targeting their cars.. We all know the last people we want messing with our car is kids. Scarier than any label, sticker etc. Alternatively, just put up with people parking in your car park, or move to somewhere where there's more room. After all, who'd live down South? -- Pete M Mercedes 260E, Porsche 911 Carrera 3.2 Ford Capri (ressurection started) VW Golf Clipper Cabriolet COSOC #5 Scouse Git extraordinaire. Liverpool, Great Britain |
Zak wrote:
This is slightly off-topic but posted to groups where I figure people would have some good ideas to help me out. ------ I live in a small block of flats near London. When they go shopping some people like to park in our car park. If this does not happen much then we just accept it. However, recently a small number of strangers have started parking here regularly and some leave their car here all day while they are at work. There is entry no barrier to our car park and the warning notices and (fake) clamping notices on the car park walls are ignored. These peristent parkers also ignore our little notes left under the wipers asking them not to park in our car park. SO THIS IS MY PLAN. I reckon I should now stick a A4-sized "Please Do Not Park Here" notice on the windscreen of these regular parkers and make sure the notice is attached with some sort of glue that takes them a long time to remove. What do you suggest I use for glue? If I use some rubbery sort of compound like Bostik or Evostik then it will cost quite a bit as I probably need a tube of the glue for each notice. If I use a hard-setting glue like superglue then it will probably come off with an ice-scraper as the wind screen will probably be a bit dirty & dusty. Can I buy and preprinted EXTRA-MESSY self adhesive notices which say "Please Do Not Park Here" ? Any ideas as to what (relatively cheap) adhesive I can use would be welcome. You say OUR car park, what do you mean by this? does it have 'residents parking only'?does it have a council parking sign saying no parking at any time? if not then it's parking facility for anyone, at any time, at any day |
On Fri, 20 May 2005 10:48:01 +0100, Zak wrote:
This is slightly off-topic but posted to groups where I figure people would have some good ideas to help me out. snip Dog poo under the door handles. Put it there with a stick. They'll think kids do it and won't park there again. sponix |
"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
. net... "Zak" wrote in message ... This is slightly off-topic but posted to groups where I figure people would have some good ideas to help me out. ------ I live in a small block of flats near London. When they go shopping some people like to park in our car park. If this does not happen much then we just accept it. However, recently a small number of strangers have started parking here regularly and some leave their car here all day while they are at work. There is entry no barrier to our car park and the warning notices and (fake) clamping notices on the car park walls are ignored. These peristent parkers also ignore our little notes left under the wipers asking them not to park in our car park. SO THIS IS MY PLAN. I reckon I should now stick a A4-sized "Please Do Not Park Here" notice on the windscreen of these regular parkers and make sure the notice is attached with some sort of glue that takes them a long time to remove. What do you suggest I use for glue? If I use some rubbery sort of compound like Bostik or Evostik then it will cost quite a bit as I probably need a tube of the glue for each notice. If I use a hard-setting glue like superglue then it will probably come off with an ice-scraper as the wind screen will probably be a bit dirty & dusty. Can I buy and preprinted EXTRA-MESSY self adhesive notices which say "Please Do Not Park Here" ? Any ideas as to what (relatively cheap) adhesive I can use would be welcome. It's probably illegal to do such a thing but I do sympathise with you. Car and car related offences are, in my opinion, the cause of more frustrations than anything else. I'd like to do what you suggest on cars which park in disabled bays (nose in, facing the large restrictive notices).I'd like to do it on the cars which park on pavements, forcing pedestrians to walk in the road, I'd like to do it on cars which park across people's drives - even when there's a car in that drive. I used to LOVE putting stickers on the cars in disabled bays when I worked in a supermarket. Big A4 sheets that took hours to scrape off. Then I`d stand by the car and wait for the owner to come out. "Who put that on my car????". "Me, is there a problem?". rant rant rave, threaten, abuse. Smile nicely and explain that since they couldn`t read the big sign infront of their car, we had thoughtfully decided to put one on their car to ensure they knew for next time. The other customers watching this used to wet themselves laughing! And if a cars on a pavement, squeeze past it! If you hit the wing mirror, such a pity! :-) -- What am I selling on ebay right now? http://tinyurl.com/38yjc Earn money reading emails! http://tinyurl.com/2pcgm One month FREE spam and fraud protection at http://www.cloudmark.com/safetybarsig/?rc=kmj4hl |
"s--p--o--n--i--x" wrote in message ... On Fri, 20 May 2005 10:48:01 +0100, Zak wrote: This is slightly off-topic but posted to groups where I figure people would have some good ideas to help me out. snip Dog poo under the door handles. Put it there with a stick. They'll think kids do it and won't park there again. And we thought the yob culture was kids, the ones that walk with a limp and talk like Kenzie. |
And if a cars on a pavement, squeeze past it! If you hit the wing mirror,
such a pity! :-) Yes, my route (on foot) to university used to pass through a hospital. Many cars used to park on a particular pavement, making it very narrow, which was very selfish, given that (a) there was a car park with plenty of spaces and (b) the pavement became too narrow for wheelchairs, which are obviously very common in hospitals, forcing wheelchairs into the road. Of course, we clearly weren't careful enough when walking down the remaining narrow path to avoid knocking the occasional mirror off... Christian. |
Hi Zak
There is entry no barrier to our car park and the warning notices and (fake) clamping notices on the car park walls are ignored. The fake notices are a good idea, but you need to reinforce them with some psycology. Put up some new, bigger notices that look differenet. The inference is that a new company has taken over. Beg borrow or steal a wheel clamp. I think you can hire them. Or make a mock one from MDF & paint it bright yellow. Fix this to your own car with a big label on the windscreen in yellow/black. Leave in conspicuous position. Repeat next day with neighboors car. Dave These peristent parkers also ignore our little notes left under the wipers asking them not to park in our car park. SO THIS IS MY PLAN. I reckon I should now stick a A4-sized "Please Do Not Park Here" notice on the windscreen of these regular parkers and make sure the notice is attached with some sort of glue that takes them a long time to remove. What do you suggest I use for glue? If I use some rubbery sort of compound like Bostik or Evostik then it will cost quite a bit as I probably need a tube of the glue for each notice. If I use a hard-setting glue like superglue then it will probably come off with an ice-scraper as the wind screen will probably be a bit dirty & dusty. Can I buy and preprinted EXTRA-MESSY self adhesive notices which say "Please Do Not Park Here" ? Any ideas as to what (relatively cheap) adhesive I can use would be welcome. |
On Fri, 20 May 2005 10:48:01 +0100, Zak wrote:
What do you suggest I use for glue? Water based. Gum or wallpaper paste based. Most of the other glues will peel from glass, but pastes and gums are stronger than the paper. Use weak paper too. Make them have to scrape it off inch by inch, not peel the sheet. |
I had this problem when I was staying at a friend's flat in France. His car
space was always used up. I used to park my car tight up behind the offender so he had to find me to get it out. This obviuously only works if you have enough space to do this without encroaching on the highway or someone else's land. Rob Graham |
"David Lang" wrote in message . uk... Hi Zak There is entry no barrier to our car park and the warning notices and (fake) clamping notices on the car park walls are ignored. The fake notices are a good idea, but you need to reinforce them with some psycology. Put up some new, bigger notices that look differenet. The inference is that a new company has taken over. Beg borrow or steal a wheel clamp. I think you can hire them. Or make a mock one from MDF & paint it bright yellow. Fix this to your own car with a big label on the windscreen in yellow/black. Leave in conspicuous position. Repeat next day with neighboors car. They'll probly get round that one by clampin their own 4 wheels of the car. |
Just write a nice message on his screen using a lipsalve, or similar product. When you try to wipe it off it just smears - it's a real pig to remove without hot water or chemicals. P. |
David Lang wrote:
The fake notices are a good idea, but you need to reinforce them with some psycology. Put up some new, bigger notices that look differenet. The inference is that a new company has taken over. Beg borrow or steal a wheel clamp. I think you can hire them. Or make a mock one from MDF & paint it bright yellow. Fix this to your own car with a big label on the windscreen in yellow/black. Leave in conspicuous position. Repeat next day with neighboors car. Clever. But why fake it when you can do it for real? NT |
Simon Finnigan wrote:
I used to LOVE putting stickers on the cars in disabled bays when I worked in a supermarket. Big A4 sheets that took hours to scrape off. Then I`d stand by the car and wait for the owner to come out. "Who put that on my car????". "Me, is there a problem?". rant rant rave, threaten, abuse. Smile nicely and explain that since they couldn`t read the big sign infront of their car, we had thoughtfully decided to put one on their car to ensure they knew for next time. The other customers watching this used to wet themselves laughing! And how did you know who was disabled and who wasnt? You sound like a genuine plonker. NT |
"David Lang" wrote in message . uk... Hi Zak There is entry no barrier to our car park and the warning notices and (fake) clamping notices on the car park walls are ignored. The fake notices are a good idea, but you need to reinforce them with some psycology. Put up some new, bigger notices that look differenet. The inference is that a new company has taken over. Beg borrow or steal a wheel clamp. I think you can hire them. Or make a mock one from MDF & paint it bright yellow. Fix this to your own car with a big label on the windscreen in yellow/black. Leave in conspicuous position. Repeat next day with neighboors car. Or just employ a wheel clamping firm. I can't imagine they would charge you given the profits -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for private users. It has removed 4826 spam emails to date. Paying users do not have this message in their emails. Try www.SPAMfighter.com for free now! |
And how did you know who was disabled and who wasnt? You sound like a
genuine plonker. There's a national scheme for disabled badges that indicates which cars are permitted to used disabled spaces. Christian. |
Or just employ a wheel clamping firm. I can't imagine they would
charge you given the profits The problem is that these firms get out of control. They'll start clamping not only your visitors, but the owner's cars too, and ambulances, police cars, slow moving zimmer frames etc. Christian. |
"Andy Dingley" wrote in message ... On Fri, 20 May 2005 10:48:01 +0100, Zak wrote: What do you suggest I use for glue? Water based. Gum or wallpaper paste based. Most of the other glues will peel from glass, but pastes and gums are stronger than the paper. Use weak paper too. Make them have to scrape it off inch by inch, not peel the sheet. It's been said before, but you need to avoid criminal damage to the car. Something that comes off is essential. So superglue is an absolute no-no. Repeat: It has to come off fairly easily without damage to the car. By fairly easily, maybe 3 or 4 mins with plenty of warm water. So, wallpaper paste is probably good. |
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Hmmm! don't anyone see spam when it's in front of them?
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Is this a private car park or for residents only.
There are legal ways to do it which take time and money and there is another way which I used before. Go out to B&Q or Wickes and buy a can of expanding foam. Inject some into the exhaust pipe of the ignorant parkers. They will have to have the car towed off the car park because it wont start but willl keep cutting out. After they have had to pay to have an exhaust / silencer fitted they will have second thoughts about parking there again. Watch you dont get caught though. "Zak" wrote in message ... This is slightly off-topic but posted to groups where I figure people would have some good ideas to help me out. ------ I live in a small block of flats near London. When they go shopping some people like to park in our car park. If this does not happen much then we just accept it. However, recently a small number of strangers have started parking here regularly and some leave their car here all day while they are at work. There is entry no barrier to our car park and the warning notices and (fake) clamping notices on the car park walls are ignored. These peristent parkers also ignore our little notes left under the wipers asking them not to park in our car park. SO THIS IS MY PLAN. I reckon I should now stick a A4-sized "Please Do Not Park Here" notice on the windscreen of these regular parkers and make sure the notice is attached with some sort of glue that takes them a long time to remove. What do you suggest I use for glue? If I use some rubbery sort of compound like Bostik or Evostik then it will cost quite a bit as I probably need a tube of the glue for each notice. If I use a hard-setting glue like superglue then it will probably come off with an ice-scraper as the wind screen will probably be a bit dirty & dusty. Can I buy and preprinted EXTRA-MESSY self adhesive notices which say "Please Do Not Park Here" ? Any ideas as to what (relatively cheap) adhesive I can use would be welcome. |
On Fri, 20 May 2005 10:11:25 GMT and in uk.rec.cars.misc, wrote....
Simon Finnigan wrote: I used to LOVE putting stickers on the cars in disabled bays when I worked in a supermarket. Big A4 sheets that took hours to scrape off. Then I`d stand by the car and wait for the owner to come out. "Who put that on my car????". "Me, is there a problem?". rant rant rave, threaten, abuse. Smile nicely and explain that since they couldn`t read the big sign infront of their car, we had thoughtfully decided to put one on their car to ensure they knew for next time. The other customers watching this used to wet themselves laughing! And how did you know who was disabled and who wasnt? You sound like a genuine plonker. Surely a blue disability badge would have told him if the car owner was disabled? -- sme |
SO THIS IS MY PLAN. I reckon I should now stick a A4-sized
"Please Do Not Park Here" notice on the windscreen of these regular parkers and make sure the notice is attached with some sort of glue that takes them a long time to remove. I would suggest you do drivers door window, they might not be able to drive their car away otherwise. Someone once wrote on a friend of mines window with lipstick, as he'd left it in our underpass, not actually in the way, but they were obviously having a bad day. It took him a fair bit of work getting the window clean, that stuff is really greasy. |
David Lang wrote:
Hi Zak There is entry no barrier to our car park and the warning notices and (fake) clamping notices on the car park walls are ignored. The fake notices are a good idea, but you need to reinforce them with some psycology. Put up some new, bigger notices that look differenet. The inference is that a new company has taken over. Beg borrow or steal a wheel clamp. I think you can hire them. Or make a mock one from MDF & paint it bright yellow. Fix this to your own car with a big label on the windscreen in yellow/black. Leave in conspicuous position. Repeat next day with neighboors car. This sounds very very sensible. |
"Stuart Noble" wrote in message Or just employ a wheel clamping firm. I can't imagine they would charge you given the profits Good thing in Scotland, wheel clamping firms were made illegal, I think the reason was.., they were holding you to ransom! which is illegal! (doesn't stop the police putting you car on the back of a lorry and taking it away and then taking £150 to get it back) |
Alfred Hitchcock wrote:
Is this a private car park or for residents only. There are legal ways to do it which take time and money and there is another way which I used before. Go out to B&Q or Wickes and buy a can of expanding foam. Inject some into the exhaust pipe of the ignorant parkers. They will have to have the car towed off the car park because it wont start but willl keep cutting out. After they have had to pay to have an exhaust / silencer fitted they will have second thoughts about parking there again. Eaiser and cheaper is to ram a potato up it. Watch you dont get caught though. Indeed. |
"Des" wrote in message ... "Stuart Noble" wrote in message Or just employ a wheel clamping firm. I can't imagine they would charge you given the profits Good thing in Scotland, wheel clamping firms were made illegal, I think the reason was.., they were holding you to ransom! which is illegal! (doesn't stop the police putting you car on the back of a lorry and taking it away and then taking £150 to get it back) I think this is now the case in England, (unless the clamping firms are authorised, which most aren't). This is probably why the notices are being ignored. |
"GwG" wrote in message ... "Des" wrote in message ... "Stuart Noble" wrote in message Or just employ a wheel clamping firm. I can't imagine they would charge you given the profits Good thing in Scotland, wheel clamping firms were made illegal, I think the reason was.., they were holding you to ransom! which is illegal! (doesn't stop the police putting you car on the back of a lorry and taking it away and then taking £150 to get it back) I think this is now the case in England, (unless the clamping firms are authorised, which most aren't). This is probably why the notices are being ignored. Just checked on this, and wheel clamping is now illegal unless the firms are authorised, more details on the following link:- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4507695.stm |
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"Simon Finnigan" wrote in message ... And if a cars on a pavement, squeeze past it! If you hit the wing mirror, such a pity! :-) I admit that I do have a few bruises on my arm - but that's when I CAN squeeze past. Those with push chairs and in wheelchairs can't. And it doesn't stop them doing it again anyway :-( What makes it worse is that all the houses in this street have drives, usually empty. Mary |
wrote in message oups.com... Simon Finnigan wrote: I used to LOVE putting stickers on the cars in disabled bays when I worked in a supermarket. .... And how did you know who was disabled and who wasnt? You sound like a genuine plonker. The notices say the bays are for Blue Badge holders. The Blue Badges have to be displayed in the front of the car. I wish that more supermarkets enforced the rules. Mary NT |
"Pete M" wrote in message news:428dae17$0$79465 .... Alternatively, just put up with people parking in your car park, or move to somewhere where there's more room. After all, who'd live down South? I don't (I wouldn't) and we still have a problem. Mary -- Pete M Mercedes 260E, Porsche 911 Carrera 3.2 Ford Capri (ressurection started) VW Golf Clipper Cabriolet COSOC #5 Scouse Git extraordinaire. Liverpool, Great Britain |
"Christian McArdle" wrote in message t... Or just employ a wheel clamping firm. I can't imagine they would charge you given the profits The problem is that these firms get out of control. They'll start clamping not only your visitors, but the owner's cars too, and ambulances, police cars, slow moving zimmer frames etc. You know, Christian, if you want to sound humorous you should use a smily. If you're serious you're not sensible. Mary Christian. |
"Des" wrote in message news:O0jje.10401$X86.9260@newsfe2- .... (doesn't stop the police putting you car on the back of a lorry and taking it away and then taking £150 to get it back) Never done that with our vehicles. But then, we always park 100% legally. Mary |
Don't you people realise this is propagating throughtout various other
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"Grouch" wrote in message . uk... Hmmm! don't anyone see spam when it's in front of them? You're suggesting we should stick Spam on the windscreen? Not a bad idea actually ... Mary |
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