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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 10:30:55 -0500, Ed Huntress
wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:06:13 -0800, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 21:08:41 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 8:44:20 PM UTC-5, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 05:34:50 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:04:29 PM UTC-5, Gunner Asch wrote: Intelligent use of voter fraud by the Democrats yawn You keep claiming that without a shred of proof. Snicker..really? https://www.facebook.com/PrepareToTa...95206050579662 ****ing moron "proves" voter fraud by quoting a facebook posting that links to a neo-nazi web site that's been shut down for years. If he wants to "take America back" then why isn't he here with us at the Oregon Occupation? Real Patriots wear Sumo garb or drive drunk and claim to have sealed Green Beret records. Oh wait, Mr. Weiber has been fabricating stories about military service for decades. He must be a real Patriot! Albeit an extremely lazy one, even by our low standards here at the refuge. Hey wait a minute! didn't I just read that the feds busted your fearless leader who went out for a drive? The ****ing idiot didn't think that maybe some cop would pull him over? I was really surprised and disappointed when I read the list of people shot and/or arrested and weiber's name wasn't among them. But now, he and the rest of you can go bust the rest of the Bundy clan out of the hoosegow. Yes, it is a sad day here at the refuge. We told the feds we'd rather be dead than go to jail, and that if they tried to arrest us we'd kill them all. That surely scared the crap out of them so we knew we were free to come and go if we remained law abiding. What we didn't count on was one of our Patriot's thumb getting wrinkled, and him borrowing a taillight bulb to use as a dummy. Of course those fed *******s will use any little excuse to pull you over. I'd say there was a Mexican standoff except we prefer the term freedom standoff. Which didn't last long because as soon as our Brother Patriots reached into their pockets for their Constitution booklets, all hell broke loose. Job one today is to build a tarp memorial. Then we will hold a grand jury hearing to decide which names to add to our enemies list. One proposal is to make the work easier by simply attaching the entire local white pages. Then we'd only have to cross out a few names. We're not sure what to do after that. It's damned cold here and we read that there are warmer planets. So we may build a rocket and occupy Venus. Reports are a little confused, but the latest is that the old guy with 11 kids, who had tried to hide under a blue tarp that he thought made him invisible (he'd heard about "blue screens" being used for that purpose in TV), got out of the car with a gun in his hand while the FBI was arresting them. Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress Are you implying that one should go to the bathroom *without* a gun? I have only one thing to say to you Mr. Huntress: Amurica! BTW, we are livestreaming our final stand. https://youtu.be/Zil8bInw3hs You couldn't watch Jesus defeat Goliath. You couldn't watch Admiral Custer defend the Alamo. But you can watch us defeat the cowardly feds! That's assuming they don't release the Hammonds and the Bundys. If the feds smarten up and do that then accepting their surrender is still on the table. |
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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 08:38:18 -0800, wrote:
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 10:30:55 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:06:13 -0800, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 21:08:41 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 8:44:20 PM UTC-5, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 05:34:50 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:04:29 PM UTC-5, Gunner Asch wrote: Intelligent use of voter fraud by the Democrats yawn You keep claiming that without a shred of proof. Snicker..really? https://www.facebook.com/PrepareToTa...95206050579662 ****ing moron "proves" voter fraud by quoting a facebook posting that links to a neo-nazi web site that's been shut down for years. If he wants to "take America back" then why isn't he here with us at the Oregon Occupation? Real Patriots wear Sumo garb or drive drunk and claim to have sealed Green Beret records. Oh wait, Mr. Weiber has been fabricating stories about military service for decades. He must be a real Patriot! Albeit an extremely lazy one, even by our low standards here at the refuge. Hey wait a minute! didn't I just read that the feds busted your fearless leader who went out for a drive? The ****ing idiot didn't think that maybe some cop would pull him over? I was really surprised and disappointed when I read the list of people shot and/or arrested and weiber's name wasn't among them. But now, he and the rest of you can go bust the rest of the Bundy clan out of the hoosegow. Yes, it is a sad day here at the refuge. We told the feds we'd rather be dead than go to jail, and that if they tried to arrest us we'd kill them all. That surely scared the crap out of them so we knew we were free to come and go if we remained law abiding. What we didn't count on was one of our Patriot's thumb getting wrinkled, and him borrowing a taillight bulb to use as a dummy. Of course those fed *******s will use any little excuse to pull you over. I'd say there was a Mexican standoff except we prefer the term freedom standoff. Which didn't last long because as soon as our Brother Patriots reached into their pockets for their Constitution booklets, all hell broke loose. Job one today is to build a tarp memorial. Then we will hold a grand jury hearing to decide which names to add to our enemies list. One proposal is to make the work easier by simply attaching the entire local white pages. Then we'd only have to cross out a few names. We're not sure what to do after that. It's damned cold here and we read that there are warmer planets. So we may build a rocket and occupy Venus. Reports are a little confused, but the latest is that the old guy with 11 kids, who had tried to hide under a blue tarp that he thought made him invisible (he'd heard about "blue screens" being used for that purpose in TV), got out of the car with a gun in his hand while the FBI was arresting them. Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress Are you implying that one should go to the bathroom *without* a gun? I have only one thing to say to you Mr. Huntress: Amurica! Statistics show that, if you have a gun in the bathroom, you're more likely to shoot your dick off than to shoot an intruder. BTW, we are livestreaming our final stand. https://youtu.be/Zil8bInw3hs You couldn't watch Jesus defeat Goliath. You couldn't watch Admiral Custer defend the Alamo. But you can watch us defeat the cowardly feds! That's assuming they don't release the Hammonds and the Bundys. If the feds smarten up and do that then accepting their surrender is still on the table. I anticipate the use of tear gas. -- Ed Huntress |
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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 11:59:12 -0500, Ed Huntress
wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 08:38:18 -0800, wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 10:30:55 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:06:13 -0800, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 21:08:41 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 8:44:20 PM UTC-5, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 05:34:50 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:04:29 PM UTC-5, Gunner Asch wrote: Intelligent use of voter fraud by the Democrats yawn You keep claiming that without a shred of proof. Snicker..really? https://www.facebook.com/PrepareToTa...95206050579662 ****ing moron "proves" voter fraud by quoting a facebook posting that links to a neo-nazi web site that's been shut down for years. If he wants to "take America back" then why isn't he here with us at the Oregon Occupation? Real Patriots wear Sumo garb or drive drunk and claim to have sealed Green Beret records. Oh wait, Mr. Weiber has been fabricating stories about military service for decades. He must be a real Patriot! Albeit an extremely lazy one, even by our low standards here at the refuge. Hey wait a minute! didn't I just read that the feds busted your fearless leader who went out for a drive? The ****ing idiot didn't think that maybe some cop would pull him over? I was really surprised and disappointed when I read the list of people shot and/or arrested and weiber's name wasn't among them. But now, he and the rest of you can go bust the rest of the Bundy clan out of the hoosegow. Yes, it is a sad day here at the refuge. We told the feds we'd rather be dead than go to jail, and that if they tried to arrest us we'd kill them all. That surely scared the crap out of them so we knew we were free to come and go if we remained law abiding. What we didn't count on was one of our Patriot's thumb getting wrinkled, and him borrowing a taillight bulb to use as a dummy. Of course those fed *******s will use any little excuse to pull you over. I'd say there was a Mexican standoff except we prefer the term freedom standoff. Which didn't last long because as soon as our Brother Patriots reached into their pockets for their Constitution booklets, all hell broke loose. Job one today is to build a tarp memorial. Then we will hold a grand jury hearing to decide which names to add to our enemies list. One proposal is to make the work easier by simply attaching the entire local white pages. Then we'd only have to cross out a few names. We're not sure what to do after that. It's damned cold here and we read that there are warmer planets. So we may build a rocket and occupy Venus. Reports are a little confused, but the latest is that the old guy with 11 kids, who had tried to hide under a blue tarp that he thought made him invisible (he'd heard about "blue screens" being used for that purpose in TV), got out of the car with a gun in his hand while the FBI was arresting them. Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress Are you implying that one should go to the bathroom *without* a gun? I have only one thing to say to you Mr. Huntress: Amurica! Statistics show that, if you have a gun in the bathroom, you're more likely to shoot your dick off than to shoot an intruder. Those statistics were brought to you by the same people who faked the moon landings. BTW, we are livestreaming our final stand. https://youtu.be/Zil8bInw3hs You couldn't watch Jesus defeat Goliath. You couldn't watch Admiral Custer defend the Alamo. But you can watch us defeat the cowardly feds! That's assuming they don't release the Hammonds and the Bundys. If the feds smarten up and do that then accepting their surrender is still on the table. I anticipate the use of tear gas. We are ready. We have a leaf blower to dissipate the gas, and TP filters to deal with any residue. If these feds know what's good them they'll skeedaddle with their tails between their legs. |
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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:29:01 -0800, wrote:
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 11:59:12 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 08:38:18 -0800, wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 10:30:55 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:06:13 -0800, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 21:08:41 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 8:44:20 PM UTC-5, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 05:34:50 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:04:29 PM UTC-5, Gunner Asch wrote: Intelligent use of voter fraud by the Democrats yawn You keep claiming that without a shred of proof. Snicker..really? https://www.facebook.com/PrepareToTa...95206050579662 ****ing moron "proves" voter fraud by quoting a facebook posting that links to a neo-nazi web site that's been shut down for years. If he wants to "take America back" then why isn't he here with us at the Oregon Occupation? Real Patriots wear Sumo garb or drive drunk and claim to have sealed Green Beret records. Oh wait, Mr. Weiber has been fabricating stories about military service for decades. He must be a real Patriot! Albeit an extremely lazy one, even by our low standards here at the refuge. Hey wait a minute! didn't I just read that the feds busted your fearless leader who went out for a drive? The ****ing idiot didn't think that maybe some cop would pull him over? I was really surprised and disappointed when I read the list of people shot and/or arrested and weiber's name wasn't among them. But now, he and the rest of you can go bust the rest of the Bundy clan out of the hoosegow. Yes, it is a sad day here at the refuge. We told the feds we'd rather be dead than go to jail, and that if they tried to arrest us we'd kill them all. That surely scared the crap out of them so we knew we were free to come and go if we remained law abiding. What we didn't count on was one of our Patriot's thumb getting wrinkled, and him borrowing a taillight bulb to use as a dummy. Of course those fed *******s will use any little excuse to pull you over. I'd say there was a Mexican standoff except we prefer the term freedom standoff. Which didn't last long because as soon as our Brother Patriots reached into their pockets for their Constitution booklets, all hell broke loose. Job one today is to build a tarp memorial. Then we will hold a grand jury hearing to decide which names to add to our enemies list. One proposal is to make the work easier by simply attaching the entire local white pages. Then we'd only have to cross out a few names. We're not sure what to do after that. It's damned cold here and we read that there are warmer planets. So we may build a rocket and occupy Venus. Reports are a little confused, but the latest is that the old guy with 11 kids, who had tried to hide under a blue tarp that he thought made him invisible (he'd heard about "blue screens" being used for that purpose in TV), got out of the car with a gun in his hand while the FBI was arresting them. Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress Are you implying that one should go to the bathroom *without* a gun? I have only one thing to say to you Mr. Huntress: Amurica! Statistics show that, if you have a gun in the bathroom, you're more likely to shoot your dick off than to shoot an intruder. Those statistics were brought to you by the same people who faked the moon landings. Well, the French Vanilla Cowboys take bathroom safety seriously. In fact, everyone should take note of the safety poster they have on the bathroom wall at their HQ: 1) If you're taking a **** and you have a gun in your hand, don't hold both the gun and your dick in the same hand. 2) Always check that the hammer is down on an empty chamber when you're unzipping your fly with a gun in your hand. 3) Don't **** in the sink while holding a gun. You may slip on a wet floor and drop the gun while you're standing on your tip-toes. See safety rule #2. 3) If you're taking a **** and you have your gun and your dick in different hands, don't forget which one is which. One slip of the finger and your voice will never be the same. BTW, we are livestreaming our final stand. https://youtu.be/Zil8bInw3hs You couldn't watch Jesus defeat Goliath. You couldn't watch Admiral Custer defend the Alamo. But you can watch us defeat the cowardly feds! That's assuming they don't release the Hammonds and the Bundys. If the feds smarten up and do that then accepting their surrender is still on the table. I anticipate the use of tear gas. We are ready. We have a leaf blower to dissipate the gas, and TP filters to deal with any residue. If these feds know what's good them they'll skeedaddle with their tails between their legs. |
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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 12:45:38 -0500, Ed Huntress
wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:29:01 -0800, wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 11:59:12 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 08:38:18 -0800, wrote: Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress Are you implying that one should go to the bathroom *without* a gun? I have only one thing to say to you Mr. Huntress: Amurica! Statistics show that, if you have a gun in the bathroom, you're more likely to shoot your dick off than to shoot an intruder. Those statistics were brought to you by the same people who faked the moon landings. Well, the French Vanilla Cowboys take bathroom safety seriously. In fact, everyone should take note of the safety poster they have on the bathroom wall at their HQ: 1) If you're taking a **** and you have a gun in your hand, don't hold both the gun and your dick in the same hand. 2) Always check that the hammer is down on an empty chamber when you're unzipping your fly with a gun in your hand. 3) Don't **** in the sink while holding a gun. You may slip on a wet floor and drop the gun while you're standing on your tip-toes. See safety rule #2. 3) If you're taking a **** and you have your gun and your dick in different hands, don't forget which one is which. One slip of the finger and your voice will never be the same. That is certainly some good advice, although I must take issue with #2. An empty chamber could be the difference between life and death. Best not to risk it. I would also add #4. Keep your backup ankle piece well oiled, as **** running down your leg over a period of years can cause rust, which is the enemy of a well regulated militia. |
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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:58:41 -0800, wrote:
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 12:45:38 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:29:01 -0800, wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 11:59:12 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 08:38:18 -0800, wrote: Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress Are you implying that one should go to the bathroom *without* a gun? I have only one thing to say to you Mr. Huntress: Amurica! Statistics show that, if you have a gun in the bathroom, you're more likely to shoot your dick off than to shoot an intruder. Those statistics were brought to you by the same people who faked the moon landings. Well, the French Vanilla Cowboys take bathroom safety seriously. In fact, everyone should take note of the safety poster they have on the bathroom wall at their HQ: 1) If you're taking a **** and you have a gun in your hand, don't hold both the gun and your dick in the same hand. 2) Always check that the hammer is down on an empty chamber when you're unzipping your fly with a gun in your hand. 3) Don't **** in the sink while holding a gun. You may slip on a wet floor and drop the gun while you're standing on your tip-toes. See safety rule #2. 3) If you're taking a **** and you have your gun and your dick in different hands, don't forget which one is which. One slip of the finger and your voice will never be the same. That is certainly some good advice, although I must take issue with #2. An empty chamber could be the difference between life and death. Best not to risk it. I would also add #4. Keep your backup ankle piece well oiled, as **** running down your leg over a period of years can cause rust, which is the enemy of a well regulated militia. A good point. And I almost forgot rule #5: If you're taking a **** and you have to shoot an intruder, don't shoot from the hip, or you could catch your foreskin in the slide. -- Ed Huntress |
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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 10:30:55 -0500, Ed Huntress
wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:06:13 -0800, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 21:08:41 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 8:44:20 PM UTC-5, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 05:34:50 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:04:29 PM UTC-5, Gunner Asch wrote: Intelligent use of voter fraud by the Democrats yawn You keep claiming that without a shred of proof. Snicker..really? https://www.facebook.com/PrepareToTa...95206050579662 ****ing moron "proves" voter fraud by quoting a facebook posting that links to a neo-nazi web site that's been shut down for years. If he wants to "take America back" then why isn't he here with us at the Oregon Occupation? Real Patriots wear Sumo garb or drive drunk and claim to have sealed Green Beret records. Oh wait, Mr. Weiber has been fabricating stories about military service for decades. He must be a real Patriot! Albeit an extremely lazy one, even by our low standards here at the refuge. Hey wait a minute! didn't I just read that the feds busted your fearless leader who went out for a drive? The ****ing idiot didn't think that maybe some cop would pull him over? I was really surprised and disappointed when I read the list of people shot and/or arrested and weiber's name wasn't among them. But now, he and the rest of you can go bust the rest of the Bundy clan out of the hoosegow. Yes, it is a sad day here at the refuge. We told the feds we'd rather be dead than go to jail, and that if they tried to arrest us we'd kill them all. That surely scared the crap out of them so we knew we were free to come and go if we remained law abiding. What we didn't count on was one of our Patriot's thumb getting wrinkled, and him borrowing a taillight bulb to use as a dummy. Of course those fed *******s will use any little excuse to pull you over. I'd say there was a Mexican standoff except we prefer the term freedom standoff. Which didn't last long because as soon as our Brother Patriots reached into their pockets for their Constitution booklets, all hell broke loose. Job one today is to build a tarp memorial. Then we will hold a grand jury hearing to decide which names to add to our enemies list. One proposal is to make the work easier by simply attaching the entire local white pages. Then we'd only have to cross out a few names. We're not sure what to do after that. It's damned cold here and we read that there are warmer planets. So we may build a rocket and occupy Venus. Reports are a little confused, but the latest is that the old guy with 11 kids, who had tried to hide under a blue tarp that he thought made him invisible (he'd heard about "blue screens" being used for that purpose in TV), got out of the car with a gun in his hand while the FBI was arresting them. Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress I thought it was "Rhinestone cowboys" :-) -- Cheers, John B. |
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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 13:01:34 -0500, Ed Huntress
wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:58:41 -0800, wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 12:45:38 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:29:01 -0800, wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 11:59:12 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 08:38:18 -0800, wrote: Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress Are you implying that one should go to the bathroom *without* a gun? I have only one thing to say to you Mr. Huntress: Amurica! Statistics show that, if you have a gun in the bathroom, you're more likely to shoot your dick off than to shoot an intruder. Those statistics were brought to you by the same people who faked the moon landings. Well, the French Vanilla Cowboys take bathroom safety seriously. In fact, everyone should take note of the safety poster they have on the bathroom wall at their HQ: 1) If you're taking a **** and you have a gun in your hand, don't hold both the gun and your dick in the same hand. 2) Always check that the hammer is down on an empty chamber when you're unzipping your fly with a gun in your hand. 3) Don't **** in the sink while holding a gun. You may slip on a wet floor and drop the gun while you're standing on your tip-toes. See safety rule #2. 3) If you're taking a **** and you have your gun and your dick in different hands, don't forget which one is which. One slip of the finger and your voice will never be the same. That is certainly some good advice, although I must take issue with #2. An empty chamber could be the difference between life and death. Best not to risk it. I would also add #4. Keep your backup ankle piece well oiled, as **** running down your leg over a period of years can cause rust, which is the enemy of a well regulated militia. A good point. And I almost forgot rule #5: If you're taking a **** and you have to shoot an intruder, don't shoot from the hip, or you could catch your foreskin in the slide. Jews don't own guns ? -- Cheers, John B. |
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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 07:26:49 +0700, John B.
wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 13:01:34 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:58:41 -0800, wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 12:45:38 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:29:01 -0800, wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 11:59:12 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 08:38:18 -0800, wrote: Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress Are you implying that one should go to the bathroom *without* a gun? I have only one thing to say to you Mr. Huntress: Amurica! Statistics show that, if you have a gun in the bathroom, you're more likely to shoot your dick off than to shoot an intruder. Those statistics were brought to you by the same people who faked the moon landings. Well, the French Vanilla Cowboys take bathroom safety seriously. In fact, everyone should take note of the safety poster they have on the bathroom wall at their HQ: 1) If you're taking a **** and you have a gun in your hand, don't hold both the gun and your dick in the same hand. 2) Always check that the hammer is down on an empty chamber when you're unzipping your fly with a gun in your hand. 3) Don't **** in the sink while holding a gun. You may slip on a wet floor and drop the gun while you're standing on your tip-toes. See safety rule #2. 3) If you're taking a **** and you have your gun and your dick in different hands, don't forget which one is which. One slip of the finger and your voice will never be the same. That is certainly some good advice, although I must take issue with #2. An empty chamber could be the difference between life and death. Best not to risk it. I would also add #4. Keep your backup ankle piece well oiled, as **** running down your leg over a period of years can cause rust, which is the enemy of a well regulated militia. A good point. And I almost forgot rule #5: If you're taking a **** and you have to shoot an intruder, don't shoot from the hip, or you could catch your foreskin in the slide. Jews don't own guns ? g I knew that was coming. I figure that the average French Vanilla militiaman was born at home, and nobody could find a sharp knife... -- Ed Huntress |
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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 07:26:49 +0700, John B.
wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 10:30:55 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:06:13 -0800, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 21:08:41 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 8:44:20 PM UTC-5, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 05:34:50 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:04:29 PM UTC-5, Gunner Asch wrote: Intelligent use of voter fraud by the Democrats yawn You keep claiming that without a shred of proof. Snicker..really? https://www.facebook.com/PrepareToTa...95206050579662 ****ing moron "proves" voter fraud by quoting a facebook posting that links to a neo-nazi web site that's been shut down for years. If he wants to "take America back" then why isn't he here with us at the Oregon Occupation? Real Patriots wear Sumo garb or drive drunk and claim to have sealed Green Beret records. Oh wait, Mr. Weiber has been fabricating stories about military service for decades. He must be a real Patriot! Albeit an extremely lazy one, even by our low standards here at the refuge. Hey wait a minute! didn't I just read that the feds busted your fearless leader who went out for a drive? The ****ing idiot didn't think that maybe some cop would pull him over? I was really surprised and disappointed when I read the list of people shot and/or arrested and weiber's name wasn't among them. But now, he and the rest of you can go bust the rest of the Bundy clan out of the hoosegow. Yes, it is a sad day here at the refuge. We told the feds we'd rather be dead than go to jail, and that if they tried to arrest us we'd kill them all. That surely scared the crap out of them so we knew we were free to come and go if we remained law abiding. What we didn't count on was one of our Patriot's thumb getting wrinkled, and him borrowing a taillight bulb to use as a dummy. Of course those fed *******s will use any little excuse to pull you over. I'd say there was a Mexican standoff except we prefer the term freedom standoff. Which didn't last long because as soon as our Brother Patriots reached into their pockets for their Constitution booklets, all hell broke loose. Job one today is to build a tarp memorial. Then we will hold a grand jury hearing to decide which names to add to our enemies list. One proposal is to make the work easier by simply attaching the entire local white pages. Then we'd only have to cross out a few names. We're not sure what to do after that. It's damned cold here and we read that there are warmer planets. So we may build a rocket and occupy Venus. Reports are a little confused, but the latest is that the old guy with 11 kids, who had tried to hide under a blue tarp that he thought made him invisible (he'd heard about "blue screens" being used for that purpose in TV), got out of the car with a gun in his hand while the FBI was arresting them. Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress I thought it was "Rhinestone cowboys" :-) These are the guys who asked supporters for a long list of supplies, and they were specific about it, including "French Vanilla creamer" for their...uh....cowboy coffee. Other items included tampons, body wash, and Miracle Whip -- cowboy stuff. Here's the whole list: http://tinyurl.com/j5pxowc -- Ed Huntress |
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On 1/27/2016 4:54 PM, Ed Huntress wrote:
On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 07:26:49 +0700, John B. wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 10:30:55 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:06:13 -0800, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 21:08:41 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 8:44:20 PM UTC-5, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 05:34:50 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:04:29 PM UTC-5, Gunner Asch wrote: Intelligent use of voter fraud by the Democrats yawn You keep claiming that without a shred of proof. Snicker..really? https://www.facebook.com/PrepareToTa...95206050579662 ****ing moron "proves" voter fraud by quoting a facebook posting that links to a neo-nazi web site that's been shut down for years. If he wants to "take America back" then why isn't he here with us at the Oregon Occupation? Real Patriots wear Sumo garb or drive drunk and claim to have sealed Green Beret records. Oh wait, Mr. Weiber has been fabricating stories about military service for decades. He must be a real Patriot! Albeit an extremely lazy one, even by our low standards here at the refuge. Hey wait a minute! didn't I just read that the feds busted your fearless leader who went out for a drive? The ****ing idiot didn't think that maybe some cop would pull him over? I was really surprised and disappointed when I read the list of people shot and/or arrested and weiber's name wasn't among them. But now, he and the rest of you can go bust the rest of the Bundy clan out of the hoosegow. Yes, it is a sad day here at the refuge. We told the feds we'd rather be dead than go to jail, and that if they tried to arrest us we'd kill them all. That surely scared the crap out of them so we knew we were free to come and go if we remained law abiding. What we didn't count on was one of our Patriot's thumb getting wrinkled, and him borrowing a taillight bulb to use as a dummy. Of course those fed *******s will use any little excuse to pull you over. I'd say there was a Mexican standoff except we prefer the term freedom standoff. Which didn't last long because as soon as our Brother Patriots reached into their pockets for their Constitution booklets, all hell broke loose. Job one today is to build a tarp memorial. Then we will hold a grand jury hearing to decide which names to add to our enemies list. One proposal is to make the work easier by simply attaching the entire local white pages. Then we'd only have to cross out a few names. We're not sure what to do after that. It's damned cold here and we read that there are warmer planets. So we may build a rocket and occupy Venus. Reports are a little confused, but the latest is that the old guy with 11 kids, who had tried to hide under a blue tarp that he thought made him invisible (he'd heard about "blue screens" being used for that purpose in TV), got out of the car with a gun in his hand while the FBI was arresting them. Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress I thought it was "Rhinestone cowboys" :-) These are the guys who asked supporters for a long list of supplies, and they were specific about it, including "French Vanilla creamer" for their...uh....cowboy coffee. Other items included tampons, body wash, and Miracle Whip -- cowboy stuff. There was at least one hosebag, Shawna Cox, with them, so tampons aren't out of the question. I don't think modern-day cowboys dispense with all creature comforts. These jokers live in houses, after all, and buy their victuals at grocery stores the same as anyone else. Nonetheless, I get your point, somewhat, and it brings to mind one of my all-time favorite jokes about tough cowboys. Three cowboys were out on the lonesome range on a cattle drive. The cattle were all herded, the dinner was finished and the mess kits put away, and the cowboys were standing around the campfire. Soon the tall tales began. "I must be the roughest, toughest cowboy in these parts," began the first. "The other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored three other cowpokes. I jumped in and and rassled him to the ground so them fellers could get out." Not to be outdone, the second cowboy said, "Ah, that's nothin'. Last week, I was ridin' down the trail, and out from under a rock, a 15' rattler made a move for me. I jumped down, grabbed him with my bare hands and bit his head off and swallered it, poison and all - and I'm still here!" The third cowboy just stood by silently, slowly stirring the coals with his prick. |
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On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 18:22:55 -0800, Rudy Canoza
wrote: On 1/27/2016 4:54 PM, Ed Huntress wrote: On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 07:26:49 +0700, John B. wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 10:30:55 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:06:13 -0800, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 21:08:41 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 8:44:20 PM UTC-5, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 05:34:50 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:04:29 PM UTC-5, Gunner Asch wrote: Intelligent use of voter fraud by the Democrats yawn You keep claiming that without a shred of proof. Snicker..really? https://www.facebook.com/PrepareToTa...95206050579662 ****ing moron "proves" voter fraud by quoting a facebook posting that links to a neo-nazi web site that's been shut down for years. If he wants to "take America back" then why isn't he here with us at the Oregon Occupation? Real Patriots wear Sumo garb or drive drunk and claim to have sealed Green Beret records. Oh wait, Mr. Weiber has been fabricating stories about military service for decades. He must be a real Patriot! Albeit an extremely lazy one, even by our low standards here at the refuge. Hey wait a minute! didn't I just read that the feds busted your fearless leader who went out for a drive? The ****ing idiot didn't think that maybe some cop would pull him over? I was really surprised and disappointed when I read the list of people shot and/or arrested and weiber's name wasn't among them. But now, he and the rest of you can go bust the rest of the Bundy clan out of the hoosegow. Yes, it is a sad day here at the refuge. We told the feds we'd rather be dead than go to jail, and that if they tried to arrest us we'd kill them all. That surely scared the crap out of them so we knew we were free to come and go if we remained law abiding. What we didn't count on was one of our Patriot's thumb getting wrinkled, and him borrowing a taillight bulb to use as a dummy. Of course those fed *******s will use any little excuse to pull you over. I'd say there was a Mexican standoff except we prefer the term freedom standoff. Which didn't last long because as soon as our Brother Patriots reached into their pockets for their Constitution booklets, all hell broke loose. Job one today is to build a tarp memorial. Then we will hold a grand jury hearing to decide which names to add to our enemies list. One proposal is to make the work easier by simply attaching the entire local white pages. Then we'd only have to cross out a few names. We're not sure what to do after that. It's damned cold here and we read that there are warmer planets. So we may build a rocket and occupy Venus. Reports are a little confused, but the latest is that the old guy with 11 kids, who had tried to hide under a blue tarp that he thought made him invisible (he'd heard about "blue screens" being used for that purpose in TV), got out of the car with a gun in his hand while the FBI was arresting them. Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress I thought it was "Rhinestone cowboys" :-) These are the guys who asked supporters for a long list of supplies, and they were specific about it, including "French Vanilla creamer" for their...uh....cowboy coffee. Other items included tampons, body wash, and Miracle Whip -- cowboy stuff. There was at least one hosebag, Shawna Cox, with them, so tampons aren't out of the question. I don't think modern-day cowboys dispense with all creature comforts. These jokers live in houses, after all, and buy their victuals at grocery stores the same as anyone else. Nonetheless, I get your point, somewhat, and it brings to mind one of my all-time favorite jokes about tough cowboys. Three cowboys were out on the lonesome range on a cattle drive. The cattle were all herded, the dinner was finished and the mess kits put away, and the cowboys were standing around the campfire. Soon the tall tales began. "I must be the roughest, toughest cowboy in these parts," began the first. "The other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored three other cowpokes. I jumped in and and rassled him to the ground so them fellers could get out." Not to be outdone, the second cowboy said, "Ah, that's nothin'. Last week, I was ridin' down the trail, and out from under a rock, a 15' rattler made a move for me. I jumped down, grabbed him with my bare hands and bit his head off and swallered it, poison and all - and I'm still here!" The third cowboy just stood by silently, slowly stirring the coals with his prick. g Good one. -- Ed Huntress |
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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 19:44:32 -0500, Ed Huntress
wrote: On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 07:26:49 +0700, John B. wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 13:01:34 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:58:41 -0800, wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 12:45:38 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:29:01 -0800, wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 11:59:12 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 08:38:18 -0800, wrote: Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress Are you implying that one should go to the bathroom *without* a gun? I have only one thing to say to you Mr. Huntress: Amurica! Statistics show that, if you have a gun in the bathroom, you're more likely to shoot your dick off than to shoot an intruder. Those statistics were brought to you by the same people who faked the moon landings. Well, the French Vanilla Cowboys take bathroom safety seriously. In fact, everyone should take note of the safety poster they have on the bathroom wall at their HQ: 1) If you're taking a **** and you have a gun in your hand, don't hold both the gun and your dick in the same hand. 2) Always check that the hammer is down on an empty chamber when you're unzipping your fly with a gun in your hand. 3) Don't **** in the sink while holding a gun. You may slip on a wet floor and drop the gun while you're standing on your tip-toes. See safety rule #2. 3) If you're taking a **** and you have your gun and your dick in different hands, don't forget which one is which. One slip of the finger and your voice will never be the same. That is certainly some good advice, although I must take issue with #2. An empty chamber could be the difference between life and death. Best not to risk it. I would also add #4. Keep your backup ankle piece well oiled, as **** running down your leg over a period of years can cause rust, which is the enemy of a well regulated militia. A good point. And I almost forgot rule #5: If you're taking a **** and you have to shoot an intruder, don't shoot from the hip, or you could catch your foreskin in the slide. Jews don't own guns ? g I knew that was coming. I figure that the average French Vanilla militiaman was born at home, and nobody could find a sharp knife... The traditional Indonesian method was with a sharp piece of split bamboo :-) Ponder on that for a few minutes. And then of course there is the Australian method of castrating sheep.... bite 'em off :-) -- Cheers, John B. |
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Bernie mopped the floor with Hillary in last nights debate
On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 19:54:54 -0500, Ed Huntress
wrote: On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 07:26:49 +0700, John B. wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 10:30:55 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:06:13 -0800, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 21:08:41 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 8:44:20 PM UTC-5, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 05:34:50 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:04:29 PM UTC-5, Gunner Asch wrote: Intelligent use of voter fraud by the Democrats yawn You keep claiming that without a shred of proof. Snicker..really? https://www.facebook.com/PrepareToTa...95206050579662 ****ing moron "proves" voter fraud by quoting a facebook posting that links to a neo-nazi web site that's been shut down for years. If he wants to "take America back" then why isn't he here with us at the Oregon Occupation? Real Patriots wear Sumo garb or drive drunk and claim to have sealed Green Beret records. Oh wait, Mr. Weiber has been fabricating stories about military service for decades. He must be a real Patriot! Albeit an extremely lazy one, even by our low standards here at the refuge. Hey wait a minute! didn't I just read that the feds busted your fearless leader who went out for a drive? The ****ing idiot didn't think that maybe some cop would pull him over? I was really surprised and disappointed when I read the list of people shot and/or arrested and weiber's name wasn't among them. But now, he and the rest of you can go bust the rest of the Bundy clan out of the hoosegow. Yes, it is a sad day here at the refuge. We told the feds we'd rather be dead than go to jail, and that if they tried to arrest us we'd kill them all. That surely scared the crap out of them so we knew we were free to come and go if we remained law abiding. What we didn't count on was one of our Patriot's thumb getting wrinkled, and him borrowing a taillight bulb to use as a dummy. Of course those fed *******s will use any little excuse to pull you over. I'd say there was a Mexican standoff except we prefer the term freedom standoff. Which didn't last long because as soon as our Brother Patriots reached into their pockets for their Constitution booklets, all hell broke loose. Job one today is to build a tarp memorial. Then we will hold a grand jury hearing to decide which names to add to our enemies list. One proposal is to make the work easier by simply attaching the entire local white pages. Then we'd only have to cross out a few names. We're not sure what to do after that. It's damned cold here and we read that there are warmer planets. So we may build a rocket and occupy Venus. Reports are a little confused, but the latest is that the old guy with 11 kids, who had tried to hide under a blue tarp that he thought made him invisible (he'd heard about "blue screens" being used for that purpose in TV), got out of the car with a gun in his hand while the FBI was arresting them. Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress I thought it was "Rhinestone cowboys" :-) These are the guys who asked supporters for a long list of supplies, and they were specific about it, including "French Vanilla creamer" for their...uh....cowboy coffee. Other items included tampons, body wash, and Miracle Whip -- cowboy stuff. Here's the whole list: http://tinyurl.com/j5pxowc Gee, and here I was lead to believe that they were real sort of tough guys and beans, bacon and a can of tinned milk for the coffee was all that they needed. Miracle Whip and tampons sort of takes all the Macho out of the equation, doesn't it. -- Cheers, John B. |
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On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 18:36:10 +0700, John B.
wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 19:54:54 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 07:26:49 +0700, John B. wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 10:30:55 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:06:13 -0800, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 21:08:41 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 8:44:20 PM UTC-5, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 05:34:50 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:04:29 PM UTC-5, Gunner Asch wrote: Intelligent use of voter fraud by the Democrats yawn You keep claiming that without a shred of proof. Snicker..really? https://www.facebook.com/PrepareToTa...95206050579662 ****ing moron "proves" voter fraud by quoting a facebook posting that links to a neo-nazi web site that's been shut down for years. If he wants to "take America back" then why isn't he here with us at the Oregon Occupation? Real Patriots wear Sumo garb or drive drunk and claim to have sealed Green Beret records. Oh wait, Mr. Weiber has been fabricating stories about military service for decades. He must be a real Patriot! Albeit an extremely lazy one, even by our low standards here at the refuge. Hey wait a minute! didn't I just read that the feds busted your fearless leader who went out for a drive? The ****ing idiot didn't think that maybe some cop would pull him over? I was really surprised and disappointed when I read the list of people shot and/or arrested and weiber's name wasn't among them. But now, he and the rest of you can go bust the rest of the Bundy clan out of the hoosegow. Yes, it is a sad day here at the refuge. We told the feds we'd rather be dead than go to jail, and that if they tried to arrest us we'd kill them all. That surely scared the crap out of them so we knew we were free to come and go if we remained law abiding. What we didn't count on was one of our Patriot's thumb getting wrinkled, and him borrowing a taillight bulb to use as a dummy. Of course those fed *******s will use any little excuse to pull you over. I'd say there was a Mexican standoff except we prefer the term freedom standoff. Which didn't last long because as soon as our Brother Patriots reached into their pockets for their Constitution booklets, all hell broke loose. Job one today is to build a tarp memorial. Then we will hold a grand jury hearing to decide which names to add to our enemies list. One proposal is to make the work easier by simply attaching the entire local white pages. Then we'd only have to cross out a few names. We're not sure what to do after that. It's damned cold here and we read that there are warmer planets. So we may build a rocket and occupy Venus. Reports are a little confused, but the latest is that the old guy with 11 kids, who had tried to hide under a blue tarp that he thought made him invisible (he'd heard about "blue screens" being used for that purpose in TV), got out of the car with a gun in his hand while the FBI was arresting them. Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress I thought it was "Rhinestone cowboys" :-) These are the guys who asked supporters for a long list of supplies, and they were specific about it, including "French Vanilla creamer" for their...uh....cowboy coffee. Other items included tampons, body wash, and Miracle Whip -- cowboy stuff. Here's the whole list: http://tinyurl.com/j5pxowc Gee, and here I was lead to believe that they were real sort of tough guys and beans, bacon and a can of tinned milk for the coffee was all that they needed. Miracle Whip and tampons sort of takes all the Macho out of the equation, doesn't it. Yeah, and I guess you know that a bunch of their "supporters" sent them dildoes and other sex toys. d8-) -- Ed Huntress |
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On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 07:12:57 -0500, Ed Huntress
wrote: On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 18:36:10 +0700, John B. wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 19:54:54 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Thu, 28 Jan 2016 07:26:49 +0700, John B. wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 10:30:55 -0500, Ed Huntress wrote: On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:06:13 -0800, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 21:08:41 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Tuesday, January 26, 2016 at 8:44:20 PM UTC-5, wrote: On Tue, 26 Jan 2016 05:34:50 -0800 (PST), rangerssuck wrote: On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:04:29 PM UTC-5, Gunner Asch wrote: Intelligent use of voter fraud by the Democrats yawn You keep claiming that without a shred of proof. Snicker..really? https://www.facebook.com/PrepareToTa...95206050579662 ****ing moron "proves" voter fraud by quoting a facebook posting that links to a neo-nazi web site that's been shut down for years. If he wants to "take America back" then why isn't he here with us at the Oregon Occupation? Real Patriots wear Sumo garb or drive drunk and claim to have sealed Green Beret records. Oh wait, Mr. Weiber has been fabricating stories about military service for decades. He must be a real Patriot! Albeit an extremely lazy one, even by our low standards here at the refuge. Hey wait a minute! didn't I just read that the feds busted your fearless leader who went out for a drive? The ****ing idiot didn't think that maybe some cop would pull him over? I was really surprised and disappointed when I read the list of people shot and/or arrested and weiber's name wasn't among them. But now, he and the rest of you can go bust the rest of the Bundy clan out of the hoosegow. Yes, it is a sad day here at the refuge. We told the feds we'd rather be dead than go to jail, and that if they tried to arrest us we'd kill them all. That surely scared the crap out of them so we knew we were free to come and go if we remained law abiding. What we didn't count on was one of our Patriot's thumb getting wrinkled, and him borrowing a taillight bulb to use as a dummy. Of course those fed *******s will use any little excuse to pull you over. I'd say there was a Mexican standoff except we prefer the term freedom standoff. Which didn't last long because as soon as our Brother Patriots reached into their pockets for their Constitution booklets, all hell broke loose. Job one today is to build a tarp memorial. Then we will hold a grand jury hearing to decide which names to add to our enemies list. One proposal is to make the work easier by simply attaching the entire local white pages. Then we'd only have to cross out a few names. We're not sure what to do after that. It's damned cold here and we read that there are warmer planets. So we may build a rocket and occupy Venus. Reports are a little confused, but the latest is that the old guy with 11 kids, who had tried to hide under a blue tarp that he thought made him invisible (he'd heard about "blue screens" being used for that purpose in TV), got out of the car with a gun in his hand while the FBI was arresting them. Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday wardrobe... It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys. -- Ed Huntress I thought it was "Rhinestone cowboys" :-) These are the guys who asked supporters for a long list of supplies, and they were specific about it, including "French Vanilla creamer" for their...uh....cowboy coffee. Other items included tampons, body wash, and Miracle Whip -- cowboy stuff. Here's the whole list: http://tinyurl.com/j5pxowc Gee, and here I was lead to believe that they were real sort of tough guys and beans, bacon and a can of tinned milk for the coffee was all that they needed. Miracle Whip and tampons sort of takes all the Macho out of the equation, doesn't it. Yeah, and I guess you know that a bunch of their "supporters" sent them dildoes and other sex toys. d8-) Well, "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy" :-) -- Cheers, John B. |
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