On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 12:45:38 -0500, Ed Huntress
wrote:

On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 09:29:01 -0800, wrote:

On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 11:59:12 -0500, Ed Huntress
wrote:

On Wed, 27 Jan 2016 08:38:18 -0800, wrote:

Being a proponent of carrying guns at all times, including bathroom
breaks, he may not have thought about what cops are trained to do when
someone they're arresting on a felony charge gets out of a car with a
gun in his hands. After all, the gun is just a part of his everyday
wardrobe...

It's a bad day for the French Vanilla Cowboys.

--
Ed Huntress

Are you implying that one should go to the bathroom *without* a gun? I
have only one thing to say to you Mr. Huntress: Amurica!

Statistics show that, if you have a gun in the bathroom, you're more
likely to shoot your dick off than to shoot an intruder.

Those statistics were brought to you by the same people who faked the
moon landings.

Well, the French Vanilla Cowboys take bathroom safety seriously. In
fact, everyone should take note of the safety poster they have on the
bathroom wall at their HQ:

1) If you're taking a **** and you have a gun in your hand, don't hold
both the gun and your dick in the same hand.

2) Always check that the hammer is down on an empty chamber when
you're unzipping your fly with a gun in your hand.

3) Don't **** in the sink while holding a gun. You may slip on a wet
floor and drop the gun while you're standing on your tip-toes. See
safety rule #2.

3) If you're taking a **** and you have your gun and your dick in
different hands, don't forget which one is which. One slip of the
finger and your voice will never be the same.

That is certainly some good advice, although I must take issue with
#2. An empty chamber could be the difference between life and death.
Best not to risk it. I would also add #4. Keep your backup ankle piece
well oiled, as **** running down your leg over a period of years can
cause rust, which is the enemy of a well regulated militia.