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``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)
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``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
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On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:44:27 -0600, Ignoramus5603
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
Dave


And it would be even more awkward if they consummated a transaction.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)



Lowlife liberals.


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On 2011-12-08, lid wrote:
On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:44:27 -0600, Ignoramus5603
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
Dave


And it would be even more awkward if they consummated a transaction.


Oh, I don't know about that. They say that

"Vice is nice, but incest is best!"


lj--not a follower of that advice.

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On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:44:27 -0600, Ignoramus5603
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
Dave


And it would be even more awkward if they consummated a transaction.

i


For who?
We would not have heard about it if dad and daugther were up to the deed.
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On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:44:27 -0600, Ignoramus5603
wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)

Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
Dave


And it would be even more awkward if they consummated a transaction.

i


For who?
We would not have heard about it if dad and daugther were up to the deed.
Greg O


Maybe Mr. Titus Ncube would collapse after consummating, who knows.

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On 2011-12-08, lid wrote:
On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:44:27 -0600, Ignoramus5603
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
Dave


And it would be even more awkward if they consummated a transaction.

i


The family that lays together, stays together.

LOL

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Ignoramus5603 wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)



Lowlife liberals.


Say, that name sounds familiar, wasn't he one of Obama's cousins?
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On 12/7/2011 7:44 PM, Ignoramus5603 wrote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Now that's goddamned funny.


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On 12/7/2011 7:44 PM, Ignoramus5603 wrote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Now that's goddamned funny.


The only thing funnier would be if Mr. Ncube's wife showed up instead.

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Ignoramus5603 wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)



Lowlife liberals.


Say, that name sounds familiar, wasn't he one of Obama's cousins?

Totally different part of the world. Africa is a HUGE continent, and
Bulawayo is farther grom Nigeria (3200 miles) than Chicago is from
Panama (2255 miles)
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Ignoramus8962 wrote:

Now that's goddamned funny.


The only thing funnier would be if Mr. Ncube's wife showed up instead.


Maybe she would finally put out for a change.

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