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Ignoramus5603 December 8th 11 03:44 AM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)

[email protected] December 8th 11 05:26 AM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 
On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:44:27 -0600, Ignoramus5603
wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
Dave

Ignoramus5603 December 8th 11 05:33 AM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 
On 2011-12-08, lid wrote:
On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:44:27 -0600, Ignoramus5603
wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
Dave


And it would be even more awkward if they consummated a transaction.

i

Michael A. Terrell December 8th 11 05:53 AM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 

Ignoramus5603 wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)



Lowlife liberals.


--
You can't have a sense of humor, if you have no sense.

Larry Jaques[_4_] December 8th 11 01:32 PM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 
On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 23:33:26 -0600, Ignoramus5603
wrote:

On 2011-12-08, lid wrote:
On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:44:27 -0600, Ignoramus5603
wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
Dave


And it would be even more awkward if they consummated a transaction.


Oh, I don't know about that. They say that

"Vice is nice, but incest is best!"


lj--not a follower of that advice.

--
Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds
are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her
tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the
existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of
the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.
-- Thomas Jefferson

news.easynews.com December 9th 11 04:07 AM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 

"Ignoramus5603" wrote in message
...
On 2011-12-08, lid wrote:
On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:44:27 -0600, Ignoramus5603
wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
Dave


And it would be even more awkward if they consummated a transaction.

i


For who?
We would not have heard about it if dad and daugther were up to the deed.
Greg O


Ignoramus12911 December 9th 11 04:31 AM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 
On 2011-12-09, news.easynews.com wrote:

"Ignoramus5603" wrote in message
...
On 2011-12-08, lid wrote:
On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:44:27 -0600, Ignoramus5603
wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)

Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
Dave


And it would be even more awkward if they consummated a transaction.

i


For who?
We would not have heard about it if dad and daugther were up to the deed.
Greg O


Maybe Mr. Titus Ncube would collapse after consummating, who knows.

i

Gunner Asch[_6_] December 10th 11 04:24 PM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 
On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 23:33:26 -0600, Ignoramus5603
wrote:

On 2011-12-08, lid wrote:
On Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:44:27 -0600, Ignoramus5603
wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Awkward. When Worlds Collide!!!

What would have been even more awkward is if he had answered the door
dressed only in a towel with his boner poking out of it.
Dave


And it would be even more awkward if they consummated a transaction.

i


The family that lays together, stays together.

LOL

One could not be a successful Leftwinger without realizing that,
in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers
and mothers of Leftwingers, a goodly number of Leftwingers are
not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.
Gunner Asch

Benny Fishhole[_2_] December 11th 11 05:17 AM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 
On Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:53:04 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:


Ignoramus5603 wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)



Lowlife liberals.


Say, that name sounds familiar, wasn't he one of Obama's cousins?

George Plimpton December 11th 11 05:45 AM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 
On 12/7/2011 7:44 PM, Ignoramus5603 wrote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Now that's goddamned funny.

Ignoramus8962 December 11th 11 02:15 PM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 
On 2011-12-11, George Plimpton wrote:
On 12/7/2011 7:44 PM, Ignoramus5603 wrote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)


Now that's goddamned funny.


The only thing funnier would be if Mr. Ncube's wife showed up instead.

i

[email protected] December 11th 11 02:51 PM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 
On Sat, 10 Dec 2011 23:17:29 -0600, Benny Fishhole
wrote:

On Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:53:04 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:


Ignoramus5603 wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011...n_1120149.html

``A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his
daughter turned up at the door.

Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his
20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground.

The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. '' (instead of helping
her collapsed dad)



Lowlife liberals.


Say, that name sounds familiar, wasn't he one of Obama's cousins?

Totally different part of the world. Africa is a HUGE continent, and
Bulawayo is farther grom Nigeria (3200 miles) than Chicago is from
Panama (2255 miles)

Wes[_5_] December 18th 11 12:09 AM

Man collapses After Ordering Prostitute
 
Ignoramus8962 wrote:

Now that's goddamned funny.


The only thing funnier would be if Mr. Ncube's wife showed up instead.


Maybe she would finally put out for a change.

Wes


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