"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
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An old West Virginia Hillbilly saying: You cannot get the water to clear
up until you get the pigs out of the creek.



*If any other of our presidents had doubled the national debt, which had
taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have
approved?*

*If any other of our presidents had then proposed to double the debt
again within 10 years, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had criticized a state law that he
admitted he never even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant
hot head? *

*If any other of our presidents joined the country of Mexico and sued a
state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow
illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder who's
side he was on? *

*If any other of our presidents had pronounced the Marine Corps like
Marine Corpse, would you think him an idiot? *

*If any other of our presidents had put 87,000 workers out of work by
arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies
that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one
foreign company had an accident, would you have agreed? *

*If any other of our presidents had used a forged document as the basis
of the moratorium that would render 87000 American workers unemployed
would you support him? *

*If any other of our presidents had been the first President to need a
Teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference,
would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on
his own and is really controlled by men behind the scenes? *

*If any other of our presidents had spent hundreds of thousands of
dollars to take his First Lady to a play in NYC, would you have
approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had reduced your retirement plan
holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM,
would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had made a joke at the expense of the
Special Olympics, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had given Gordon Brown a set of
inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given
him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have
approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had given the Queen of England an iPod
containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought it a proud
moment for America ? *

*If any other of our presidents had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia
would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had visited Austria and made reference
to the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as
a minor slip? *

*If any other of our presidents had filled his cabinet and circle of
advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income
taxes, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had stated that there were 57 states in
the United States , wouldn't you have had second thoughts about his
capabilities? * (just imagine how the press would have handled this if
George Bush had ever said that!)

*If any other of our presidents would have flown all the way to Denmark
to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him
walking out his front door in his home town, would you not have thought
he was a self-important, conceited, egotistical jerk. *

*If any other of our presidents had been so Spanish illiterate as to
refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it
was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he
tried again, wouldn't you have winced in embarrassment? *

*If any other of our presidents had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to
go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a
hypocrite?*

*If any other of our presidents' administrations had okayed Air Force
One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in
downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered
whether they actually get what happened on 9-11? *

*If any other of our presidents had failed to send relief aid to flood
victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless
than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing
political issue with claims of racism and incompetence? *

*If any other of our presidents had created the position of 32 Czars who
report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what
is happening in America , would you have ever approved. *

*If any other of our presidents had ordered the firing of the CEO of a
major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do
so, would you have approved? *

*So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant
and impressive? * *Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all
this in 24 months -- so you have that much time to come up with an
answer.*

*Every statement and action in this email is factual and directly
attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama. Every bumble is a matter of
record and completely verifiable. *

AND NOW, HE ACTUALLY WANTS US TO RE-ELECT HIM. HA! WAKE UP AMERICA 2012
IS UPON US.

*I WONDER HOW MANY OF YOU WILL FORWARD THIS? *
*"All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."*
"As physicists now know, there is some nonzero probability that any object
will,
through quantum effects, tunnel from the workbench in your shop to Floyds
Knobs,
Indiana (unless your shop is already in Indiana, in which case the object
will
tunnel to Trotters, North Dakota).

The smaller mass of the object, the higher the probability.
Therefore, disassembled parts, particularly small ones,
of machines disappear much faster than assembled machines."
Greg Dermer: rec.crafts.metalworking

"I LOVE OBAMA. HE'S GOING TO MAKE MY CAR PAYMENT. HE'S GOING TO MAKE MY
MORTGAGE PAYMENT...................."

Some ditzy nappy haired voter during the campaign who now can not be found
...........

Steve

Steve B wrote:
"Gunner Asch" wrote in message

*So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant
and impressive? * *Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all
this in 24 months -- so you have that much time to come up with an
answer.*

*Every statement and action in this email is factual and directly
attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama. Every bumble is a matter of
record and completely verifiable. *

AND NOW, HE ACTUALLY WANTS US TO RE-ELECT HIM. HA! WAKE UP AMERICA 2012
IS UPON US.

*I WONDER HOW MANY OF YOU WILL FORWARD THIS? *
*"All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."*
"As physicists now know, there is some nonzero probability that any
object will,
through quantum effects, tunnel from the workbench in your shop to Floyds
Knobs,
Indiana (unless your shop is already in Indiana, in which case the object
will
tunnel to Trotters, North Dakota).

The smaller mass of the object, the higher the probability.
Therefore, disassembled parts, particularly small ones,
of machines disappear much faster than assembled machines."
Greg Dermer: rec.crafts.metalworking

"I LOVE OBAMA. HE'S GOING TO MAKE MY CAR PAYMENT. HE'S GOING TO MAKE MY
MORTGAGE PAYMENT...................."

Some ditzy nappy haired voter during the campaign who now can not be found

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...a +interviews

Cheers!
Rich

You know, I think I remember that comment.
Wasn't it a black woman? She's probably at
the welfare office.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"Steve B" wrote in message
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"I LOVE OBAMA. HE'S GOING TO MAKE
MY CAR PAYMENT. HE'S GOING TO
MAKE MY MORTGAGE PAYMENT..........."

Some ditzy nappy haired voter during the
campaign who now can not be found
...........

Steve