1.

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.

Depression is when you lose yours.

Recovery is when Obama loses his.



2.
Al Gore, Bill Clinton & Barrack Obama go to heaven,
God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was
your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my
left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never
held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against
me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and
sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

On Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:04:06 -0500, the infamous "Karl Townsend"
scrawled the following:

1.

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.

Depression is when you lose yours.

Recovery is when Obama loses his.



2.
Al Gore, Bill Clinton & Barrack Obama go to heaven,
God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was
your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my
left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never
held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against
me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and
sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

Bwahahahaha! 3 points, Karl!

--
Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything
evil, and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.
-- Johann K. Lavater