On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:26:51 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:01:50 -0800, "SteveB" toquerville@zionvistas
wrote:


"Winston" wrote in message
news:QUgak.256$4a3.27@trnddc04...
Gerald Miller wrote:

SWMBO objects to me closing the lid as well as the seat. She never saw
the Discovery channel show that demonstrated the scatter pattern.

I'm with S on this, Gerry.

Too Much Information.

--Winston

Hey, the bigger the hose, the more the splash.

Steve

The bigger the hose, the closer to the water, hence less spray.

or so ive heard...

Stubby

That water is just too cold.

Happy

--
Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants,
is the liberty of appearing. -- Thomas Paine

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:04:12 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:26:51 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:01:50 -0800, "SteveB" toquerville@zionvistas
wrote:


"Winston" wrote in message
news:QUgak.256$4a3.27@trnddc04...
Gerald Miller wrote:

SWMBO objects to me closing the lid as well as the seat. She never saw
the Discovery channel show that demonstrated the scatter pattern.

I'm with S on this, Gerry.

Too Much Information.

--Winston

Hey, the bigger the hose, the more the splash.

Steve

The bigger the hose, the closer to the water, hence less spray.

or so ive heard...

Stubby

That water is just too cold.

Happy


And deep too.

Lady Killer


"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the
name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program
until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it
happened." -- Norman Thomas, American socialist

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:33:56 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:04:12 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:26:51 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:01:50 -0800, "SteveB" toquerville@zionvistas
wrote:


"Winston" wrote in message
news:QUgak.256$4a3.27@trnddc04...
Gerald Miller wrote:

SWMBO objects to me closing the lid as well as the seat. She never saw
the Discovery channel show that demonstrated the scatter pattern.

I'm with S on this, Gerry.

Too Much Information.

--Winston

Hey, the bigger the hose, the more the splash.

Steve

The bigger the hose, the closer to the water, hence less spray.

or so ive heard...

Stubby

That water is just too cold.

Happy


And deep too.

Lady Killer

That coming from the joke about the two guys standing at the river
taking a leak. One brags "Ooh, the water sure is cold." The second, to
outdo him, says "Yeah, and deep, too!"

I'm glad someone else had heard it.

--
Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants,
is the liberty of appearing. -- Thomas Paine

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:03:15 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:33:56 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:04:12 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:26:51 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

On Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:01:50 -0800, "SteveB" toquerville@zionvistas
wrote:


"Winston" wrote in message
news:QUgak.256$4a3.27@trnddc04...
Gerald Miller wrote:

SWMBO objects to me closing the lid as well as the seat. She never saw
the Discovery channel show that demonstrated the scatter pattern.

I'm with S on this, Gerry.

Too Much Information.

--Winston

Hey, the bigger the hose, the more the splash.

Steve

The bigger the hose, the closer to the water, hence less spray.

or so ive heard...

Stubby

That water is just too cold.

Happy


And deep too.

Lady Killer

That coming from the joke about the two guys standing at the river
taking a leak. One brags "Ooh, the water sure is cold." The second, to
outdo him, says "Yeah, and deep, too!"

I'm glad someone else had heard it.


Several hundred variations of that...first time I heard it was in a
boot camp latrine with a line of 20 or so crappers, all neatly ranked
side by side...no privacy screens etc.

Learned early on that timid or shy about body functions didnt have any
utility value.