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Default Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:

Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:

Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at
nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very
bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and
precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great
amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a
better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion
of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!


Element Name: MANIUM Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of
shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a
pure sample.

Due to rust, ageing samples are unable to conduct electricity as
easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time.
Neutralise by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are
able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.Dream of owning a home?














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