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ATLANTA . The Centers for Disease Control have issued a
warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted
Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and
high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim
and pronounced “gonna re-elect him.” Many victims contracted
it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
antisocial personality disorders, delusions of grandeur
with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance,
inability to incorporate new information, pronounced
xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility
for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and
history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this
destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a
bush found in Texas. Beware...
]

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[
ATLANTA . The Centers for Disease Control have issued a
warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted
Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and
high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim
and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted
it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
antisocial personality disorders, delusions of grandeur
with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance,
inability to incorporate new information, pronounced
xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility
for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and
history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this
destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a
bush found in Texas. Beware...
]
too funny...thats a good one