I was working in my shop yesterday, and all I could think about was my 25th.
anniversity, and how happy my wife and I were to be going out that evening
to eat at Red Lobster. Well, I happened to look in my machinest cabinet, and
I noticed that someone had stolen three of my helicoil sets (1/4-20, 5/16-18
and 3/8-16). They were the only things in my life that really meant anything
to me. My wife took it so hard she can't stop crying. Our plans on going out
are shattered. As a precaution I have hid all the razor blades and
prescription pills. I hope someday our marriage will recover from this
terrible event.

Dixon