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Dixon November 19th 05 02:04 PM

helicoil sob story
 
I was working in my shop yesterday, and all I could think about was my 25th.
anniversity, and how happy my wife and I were to be going out that evening
to eat at Red Lobster. Well, I happened to look in my machinest cabinet, and
I noticed that someone had stolen three of my helicoil sets (1/4-20, 5/16-18
and 3/8-16). They were the only things in my life that really meant anything
to me. My wife took it so hard she can't stop crying. Our plans on going out
are shattered. As a precaution I have hid all the razor blades and
prescription pills. I hope someday our marriage will recover from this
terrible event.

Dixon



Eide November 19th 05 02:08 PM

helicoil sob story
 
Sounds like a shot at Grant Erwin

"Dixon" wrote in message
...
I was working in my shop yesterday, and all I could think about was my
25th. anniversity, and how happy my wife and I were to be going out that
evening to eat at Red Lobster. Well, I happened to look in my machinest
cabinet, and I noticed that someone had stolen three of my helicoil sets
(1/4-20, 5/16-18 and 3/8-16). They were the only things in my life that
really meant anything to me. My wife took it so hard she can't stop crying.
Our plans on going out are shattered. As a precaution I have hid all the
razor blades and prescription pills. I hope someday our marriage will
recover from this terrible event.

Dixon




mj November 19th 05 02:14 PM

helicoil sob story
 
Hey!
There was a guy here that said he "bought" some of these for $5.00. He
probably got them after midnight in an alley from a guy named Bubba who
runs Lucky's Tool Discount.
LOL
Mike


Tom Gardner November 19th 05 04:51 PM

helicoil sob story
 

"Dixon" wrote in message
...
I was working in my shop yesterday, and all I could think about was my
25th. anniversity, and how happy my wife and I were to be going out that
evening to eat at Red Lobster. Well, I happened to look in my machinest
cabinet, and I noticed that someone had stolen three of my helicoil sets
(1/4-20, 5/16-18 and 3/8-16). They were the only things in my life that
really meant anything to me. My wife took it so hard she can't stop crying.
Our plans on going out are shattered. As a precaution I have hid all the
razor blades and prescription pills. I hope someday our marriage will
recover from this terrible event.

Dixon

Grant needs them more than you do!



Grant Erwin November 19th 05 05:54 PM

helicoil sob story
 
Dixon wrote:

I was working in my shop yesterday, and all I could think about was my 25th.
anniversity, and how happy my wife and I were to be going out that evening
to eat at Red Lobster. Well, I happened to look in my machinest cabinet, and
I noticed that someone had stolen three of my helicoil sets (1/4-20, 5/16-18
and 3/8-16). They were the only things in my life that really meant anything
to me. My wife took it so hard she can't stop crying. Our plans on going out
are shattered. As a precaution I have hid all the razor blades and
prescription pills. I hope someday our marriage will recover from this
terrible event.


Advertise her for five bucks on Craigslist. If you're lucky, she'll sell quickly
and then you can go take the money and have your lobster dinner. Problem solved!

GWE

ff November 19th 05 10:29 PM

helicoil sob story
 
Grant Erwin wrote:

Dixon wrote:

I was working in my shop yesterday, and all I could think about was
my 25th. anniversity, and how happy my wife and I were to be going
out that evening to eat at Red Lobster. Well, I happened to look in
my machinest cabinet, and I noticed that someone had stolen three of
my helicoil sets (1/4-20, 5/16-18 and 3/8-16). They were the only
things in my life that really meant anything to me. My wife took it
so hard she can't stop crying. Our plans on going out are shattered.
As a precaution I have hid all the razor blades and prescription
pills. I hope someday our marriage will recover from this terrible
event.



Advertise her for five bucks on Craigslist. If you're lucky, she'll
sell quickly and then you can go take the money and have your lobster
dinner. Problem solved!

GWE



Didja hear about the dirty trick played on CraigsList? Someone
advertised free stuff in their backyard, just go in and take it. The
thing was, it wasn't the poster's address, but someone he wanted to burn.
The homeowner finally noticed stuff disappearing: lawnmower, barbecue,
patio furniture, etc and called 911.
Craig hisself launched an investigation into it with a reward for info
on the perp.

Jordan November 19th 05 10:37 PM

helicoil sob story
 
Never mind, something good will happen - it always does.
For example - I was on my way to getting married, when I spotted at the
side of the road a nice old piece of machinery. With care, I managed to
get it in the station wagon without getting too dirty.
It really made my day!

Jordan

Dixon wrote:
I was working in my shop yesterday, and all I could think about was my 25th.


Erik November 21st 05 06:52 AM

helicoil sob story
 

Didja hear about the dirty trick played on CraigsList? Someone
advertised free stuff in their backyard, just go in and take it. The
thing was, it wasn't the poster's address, but someone he wanted to burn.
The homeowner finally noticed stuff disappearing: lawnmower, barbecue,
patio furniture, etc and called 911.
Craig hisself launched an investigation into it with a reward for info
on the perp.


I remember reading in the paper about someone who had a beef the owner
of a Christmas tree lot.

Late one night, the lock/chain securing the lot was cut, gate opened,
and a nice big sign erected reading 'Free Christmas Trees Take one,
Merry Christmas! or some such...

Erik


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