In article , Ed Huntress says...

Hey, it pays the bills. How is Pat Robertson playing in the UK these days?

The real question is, how's he playin' in PA?

LOL.

Jim


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In article , Ed Huntress says...

Hey, it pays the bills. How is Pat Robertson playing in the UK these
days?

The real question is, how's he playin' in PA?

LOL.

I had a perverse, but entreprenurial, thought about that a week or so ago.
Go over to Lancaster and have the Amish make some rag dolls with a few Pat
Robertson features. Then sell them in Dover as genuine Pat Robertson voodoo
dolls. You can get the pins somewhere else -- maybe at an S&M emporium in
Soho, or maybe Haiti.

Anyway, it's a small market, but you could get a good markup.

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In article , Ed Huntress says...

I had a perverse, but entreprenurial, thought about that a week or so ago.
Go over to Lancaster and have the Amish make some rag dolls with a few Pat
Robertson features. Then sell them in Dover as genuine Pat Robertson voodoo
dolls. You can get the pins somewhere else -- maybe at an S&M emporium in
Soho, or maybe Haiti.

Anyway, it's a small market, but you could get a good markup.

Small market, yah. But at the rate the fundies are self
destructing over this issue, it could be really big in
a little while.

Jim


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In your (wet) dreams, Jim.

"jim rozen" wrote in message
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In article , Ed Huntress says...

I had a perverse, but entreprenurial, thought about that a week or so ago.
Go over to Lancaster and have the Amish make some rag dolls with a few Pat
Robertson features. Then sell them in Dover as genuine Pat Robertson
voodoo
dolls. You can get the pins somewhere else -- maybe at an S&M emporium in
Soho, or maybe Haiti.

Anyway, it's a small market, but you could get a good markup.

Small market, yah. But at the rate the fundies are self
destructing over this issue, it could be really big in
a little while.

Jim


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"jim rozen" wrote in message
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In article , Ed Huntress says...

I had a perverse, but entreprenurial, thought about that a week or so
ago.
Go over to Lancaster and have the Amish make some rag dolls with a few
Pat
Robertson features. Then sell them in Dover as genuine Pat Robertson
voodoo
dolls. You can get the pins somewhere else -- maybe at an S&M emporium in
Soho, or maybe Haiti.

Anyway, it's a small market, but you could get a good markup.

Small market, yah. But at the rate the fundies are self
destructing over this issue, it could be really big in
a little while.

Jim

Eh, don't count on the fundies self-destructing. They have bullet-proof
Jesus Loves Me bumper stickers, Holy Harmonicas, and enough plush junk and
rubberized dashboard doohickies to turn their rustbucket cars into
padded-cell assault vehicles. Some of them could take a Hummer head-on,
howling on their harmonicas like a Scottish brigade, bug-eyed and smiling as
they plow their cars into biology classrooms across the nation.

They have a lot of fight left in them. Don't count them out.

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"Ed Huntress" wrote

Eh, don't count on the fundies self-destructing. They have bullet-proof
Jesus Loves Me bumper stickers ...


Yeah, but _my_ favorite recent bumper sticker was:

"Jesus Helps Me Fool People"

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"tonyp" wrote in message
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"Ed Huntress" wrote

Eh, don't count on the fundies self-destructing. They have bullet-proof
Jesus Loves Me bumper stickers ...


Yeah, but _my_ favorite recent bumper sticker was:

"Jesus Helps Me Fool People"

That's a good one. I'll add it to my collection.

Two of my favorites, which were obviously home-made, we "Jesus Loves Me,
But He's Not Sure About You," and "God Is Driving This Car...because I'm
taking a nap."

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In article , Ed Huntress says...

Eh, don't count on the fundies self-destructing. They have bullet-proof
Jesus Loves Me bumper stickers, Holy Harmonicas, and enough plush junk and
rubberized dashboard doohickies to turn their rustbucket cars into
padded-cell assault vehicles. Some of them could take a Hummer head-on,
howling on their harmonicas like a Scottish brigade, bug-eyed and smiling as
they plow their cars into biology classrooms across the nation.

They have a lot of fight left in them. Don't count them out.

"I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I've got my
plastic jesus, sitting on the dashboard of my car...

Goin' 90, it ain't scary, cause I've got that virgin
mary, sittin on the dashboard of my car."

Kansas is now the laughingstock of the world. In PA, aside
from the 'you're all going to hell' condemnation from pat
robertson, the earth is once again going around the sun.

The flat-earth folks will always lose, Ed. If they try
to live according to flat-earth theory, their wheels come
off soon enough.

I am reminded of what one (name withheld at his request) amish
father said asked what he was going to do since polio was
endemic in that part of PA where his community was - he replied
"don't quote me. But we're gonna have all the kids and all
the adults immunized. Also for DPT, and MMR."

Jim


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Kansas is now the laughingstock of the world. In PA, aside
from the 'you're all going to hell' condemnation from pat
robertson, the earth is once again going around the sun.

Everybody needs a place to take a holiday from reality. Some smart
entrepreneur ought to be able to come up with a theme park idea for Kansas
that would exploit their educational system. "The State That Time Forgot,"
or something like that.


The flat-earth folks will always lose, Ed. If they try
to live according to flat-earth theory, their wheels come
off soon enough.

OK, in the long run. In the short run, maybe they'll enjoy their notoriety.

I'm not getting too wrought up about it. I don't think it's a trend. It's a
curiosity. As you say, the wheels will come off of it eventually. Trying to
explain the Grand Canyon with 5,000 years of supernatural hydraulics is
going to keep them busy enough. As for Intelligent Design, let them try to
explain the lamprey eel or neocons.

The Designer works in strange ways. For example, malaria...

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