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OT - Republican Voters
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I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked! in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." They walk among us..............scary!! ] |
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I've noticed that . . . . and some of them have PhD's.
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And you want more of my tax dollars to go to them. . . .
Cliff wrote: [ I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. |
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Cliff wrote:
[ I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked! in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." They walk among us..............scary!! ] Just gotta watch the fish from the local river. Where did the water come from. Bottom feeders pecking on shinny spots of mercury ? That gives the 'brain dead' 'sickness'. Martin -- Martin Eastburn @ home at Lions' Lair with our computer lionslair at consolidated dot net NRA LOH, NRA Life NRA Second Amendment Task Force Charter Founder ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- |
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On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 14:10:58 GMT, Sue wrote:
On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 06:51:43 -0400, Cliff wrote: On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 01:00:04 GMT, Sue wrote: Real-life Welfare Quotations I've seen these and have my doubts. Certainly possible but not probable. I've seen, heard and read some pretty odd and funny real life things in my job though. Have any more good ones? Usually it's the names that give us a chuckle. Recently I saw a birth certificate for a child of one of my clients that showed the girl's middle name to be Douche. Honest. I once heard of a kid who showed up at his first day of school with a name tag on and the teachers had a bit of a problem with his name. It was spelled ****head, but according to his mother it was pronounced Shuh THEY ed, or something like that, and meant something in Swahili or some other African language. Something tells me that kid would be explaining that name a LOT of times in his life, or getting a nickname(or getting it changed as soon as he could ). |
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On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 17:42:53 GMT, (The Watcher)
wrote: On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 14:10:58 GMT, Sue wrote: On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 06:51:43 -0400, Cliff wrote: On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 01:00:04 GMT, Sue wrote: Real-life Welfare Quotations I've seen these and have my doubts. Certainly possible but not probable. I've seen, heard and read some pretty odd and funny real life things in my job though. Have any more good ones? Usually it's the names that give us a chuckle. Recently I saw a birth certificate for a child of one of my clients that showed the girl's middle name to be Douche. Honest. I once heard of a kid who showed up at his first day of school with a name tag on and the teachers had a bit of a problem with his name. It was spelled ****head, but according to his mother it was pronounced Shuh THEY ed, or something like that, and meant something in Swahili or some other African language. Something tells me that kid would be explaining that name a LOT of times in his life, or getting a nickname(or getting it changed as soon as he could ). I don't know that your story is true (and don't know that it isn't), but it amazes me what some people name their kids. We had another good one recently, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Sue |
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Sue wrote:
I don't know that your story is true (and don't know that it isn't), but it amazes me what some people name their kids. We had another good one recently, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Someone I once knew called King used to threaten to call his first daughter Kiki and any sons either Joe or Smoe. Anyways: http://www.amiright.com/names/siblings/index.shtml |
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On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 20:27:30 +0100, Guido wrote:
Sue wrote: I don't know that your story is true (and don't know that it isn't), but it amazes me what some people name their kids. We had another good one recently, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Someone I once knew called King used to threaten to call his first daughter Kiki and any sons either Joe or Smoe. I assume he didn't follow through. I would imagine that there are lots of Joe Kings. Anyways: http://www.amiright.com/names/siblings/index.shtml Off the name business, but yesterday in the fruit and vegetable department of the grocery store I overheard 3 teenagers talking. One of the boys asked his companions what arugula is. The girl replied, "You know. That's the place where that girl was killed." Sue |
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On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 21:58:03 GMT, Sue wrote:
On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 20:27:30 +0100, Guido wrote: Sue wrote: I don't know that your story is true (and don't know that it isn't), but it amazes me what some people name their kids. We had another good one recently, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Someone I once knew called King used to threaten to call his first daughter Kiki and any sons either Joe or Smoe. I assume he didn't follow through. I would imagine that there are lots of Joe Kings. Anyways: http://www.amiright.com/names/siblings/index.shtml Off the name business, but yesterday in the fruit and vegetable department of the grocery store I overheard 3 teenagers talking. One of the boys asked his companions what arugula is. The girl replied, "You know. That's the place where that girl was killed." Sue A co worker was named Harold Charles Ball. Of course he went through life being called Harry. Gunner "Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules. Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner |
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I used to work with a fellow whose family name was "Coxhead". He
changed his to "Crager". Can't imagine why. dennis in nca On Aug 21 Sue said: I don't know that your story is true (and don't know that it isn't), but it amazes me what some people name their kids. We had another good one recently, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Sue |
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On 22 Aug 2005 08:51:14 -0700, "rigger" wrote:
I used to work with a fellow whose family name was "Coxhead". He changed his to "Crager". Can't imagine why. dennis in nca On Aug 21 Sue said: I don't know that your story is true (and don't know that it isn't), but it amazes me what some people name their kids. We had another good one recently, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Sue Which brings to mind the exchange between the Sherrif of Nottingham and Maid Marions handmaiden Latrine. Sherriff...interesting name..Latrine HM...oh yes, Father changed the original family name Sherriff...He actually changed the name to Latrine?????? HM...yes, and he was quite proud of the change Sherriff...what in Gods name was it before??? Hm... ****house. Gunner "Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules. Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner |
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Let the record show that Gunner Asch wrote back on
Mon, 22 Aug 2005 18:22:44 GMT in misc.survivalism : On 22 Aug 2005 08:51:14 -0700, "rigger" wrote: I used to work with a fellow whose family name was "Coxhead". He changed his to "Crager". Can't imagine why. dennis in nca On Aug 21 Sue said: I don't know that your story is true (and don't know that it isn't), but it amazes me what some people name their kids. We had another good one recently, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Sue Which brings to mind the exchange between the Sherrif of Nottingham and Maid Marions handmaiden Latrine. Sherriff...interesting name..Latrine HM...oh yes, Father changed the original family name Sherriff...He actually changed the name to Latrine?????? HM...yes, and he was quite proud of the change Sherriff...what in Gods name was it before??? Hm... ****house. Old geezer about the young snotnose: "La Fontaine, La Fontaine, his father changed it from Spritzwasser. But I knew his grandfather - Mort the ****er." -- pyotr filipivich "MTV may talk about lighting fires and killing children, but Janet Reno actually does something about it." --Spy Magazine |
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This was posted the other day in a Caribbean travel group:
I have been a Travel Agent for thirty years in Washington, D.C.. Here are examples why we might just be in BIG trouble! A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!" I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat, so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response (click). A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with his vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room & he didn't have one. I tried to explain That is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state!" I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close on the map." An aide for a Bush cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between the gates to save time." An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 a.m. and got into Chicago at 8:33 am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that! A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on luggage tags? I replied, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I am overweight but I think that is very rude!" After putting her on hold for a minute while I 'looked into it' (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is (FAT), and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?" I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them." A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, FL. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, FL on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever!" A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." I was at a loss for words Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal," she replied. -- Glenn Ashmore I'm building a 45' cutter in strip/composite. Watch my progress (or lack there of) at: http://www.rutuonline.com Shameless Commercial Division: http://www.spade-anchor-us.com "Cliff" wrote in message ... [ I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked! in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." They walk among us..............scary!! ] |
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