http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?
--
Cliff

Cliff wrote:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?

It's a satire site run by an atheist.

Know why Baptists are against sex standing up? Because it might lead to
dancing.

With web sites and hate mongering like this - no wonder 9/11 happened.
Religions - of all kinds - just can't seem to get the message that different
doesn't mean wrong - it just means different. If you are content and happy
with your religion - fine - but that doesn't mean your beliefs and religion
are right for others.

Religion will be the cause of the downfall of civilization.

JonquilJan with my asbestos flack jacket on

Learn something new every day
As long as you are learning, you are living
When you stop learning, you start dying
Cliff wrote in message
news
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?
--
Cliff

JonquilJan wrote:
Know why Baptists are against sex standing up? Because it might lead to
dancing.

With web sites and hate mongering like this - no wonder 9/11 happened.
Religions - of all kinds - just can't seem to get the message that different
doesn't mean wrong - it just means different. If you are content and happy
with your religion - fine - but that doesn't mean your beliefs and religion
are right for others.

Religion will be the cause of the downfall of civilization.

I'll say it again. It's a satire
site run by an atheist

Cliff wrote:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?

Sin!
http://www.bettybowers.com/isbushgay.html

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:41:07 -0400, "JonquilJan"
wrote:

With web sites and hate mongering like this - no wonder 9/11 happened.

http://whitehouse.org/dof/index.asp

HTH
--
Cliff

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:55:02 -0700, Jim Stewart
wrote:

I'll say it again. It's a satire

Got foorp?
--
Cliff

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 23:29:12 +0100, Guido wrote:

Cliff wrote:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?

Sin!
http://www.bettybowers.com/isbushgay.html

"Is President Bush a Girly Man?"

"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me"
-- President Bush, May 27, 2004
--
Cliff

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 19:01:59 -0400, Cliff wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:55:02 -0700, Jim Stewart
wrote:

I'll say it again. It's a satire

Got foorp?

It's well known. Since you think you know everything I'm surprised
you didn't know this.
Sue

Wow, that's a LOT of books!

--

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
www.mormons.com


"Cliff" wrote in message
news http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?
--
Cliff

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:41:07 -0400, "JonquilJan"
wrote:

Know why Baptists are against sex standing up? Because it might lead to
dancing.

With web sites and hate mongering like this - no wonder 9/11 happened.
Religions - of all kinds - just can't seem to get the message that different
doesn't mean wrong - it just means different. If you are content and happy
with your religion - fine - but that doesn't mean your beliefs and religion
are right for others.

Religion will be the cause of the downfall of civilization.

Thats what Nero told Armigus about 2000 yrs ago.

Gunner


JonquilJan with my asbestos flack jacket on

Learn something new every day
As long as you are learning, you are living
When you stop learning, you start dying
Cliff wrote in message
news
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?
--
Cliff


"At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child -
miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied,
demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless.
Liberalism is a philosphy of sniveling brats." -- P.J. O'Rourke

JonquilJan wrote:

Know why Baptists are against sex standing up? Because it might lead to
dancing.

HEY!! That's a Lutheran joke! Thief!

David

Cliff wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:55:02 -0700, Jim Stewart
wrote:


I'll say it again. It's a satire


Got foorp?

Yes.




landoverbaptist.org
Terms of Service Agreement

Preface

Within this section, the words "The Landover Baptist Church or
Americhrist Ltd.," "we," and "us" refer to The Landover Baptist Church
or Americhrist Ltd, which is the owner of landoverbaptist.org and/or
landoverbaptist.com and which holds the right to transmit on
landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com (the "Site") all of the
materials contained in the Site. The word "Materials" refers to any
word, sound, image, file, data, or anything else contained in or
generated by the Site. All content on landoverbaptist.org is protected
by federal copyright laws. The Landover Baptist Church is a complete
work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.


http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

"Jim Stewart" wrote in message
...
JonquilJan wrote:
Know why Baptists are against sex standing up? Because it might lead to
dancing.

With web sites and hate mongering like this - no wonder 9/11 happened.
Religions - of all kinds - just can't seem to get the message that
different
doesn't mean wrong - it just means different. If you are content and
happy
with your religion - fine - but that doesn't mean your beliefs and
religion
are right for others.

Religion will be the cause of the downfall of civilization.

I'll say it again. It's a satire
site run by an atheist

OK, Jim, but is that supposed to be a criticism or a recommendation? g

--
Ed Huntress

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 00:18:28 GMT, Sue wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 19:01:59 -0400, Cliff wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:55:02 -0700, Jim Stewart
wrote:

I'll say it again. It's a satire

Got foorp?

It's well known. Since you think you know everything I'm surprised
you didn't know this.

Guess who posted the link in the first place G.
--
Cliff

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 22:27:16 -0700, GrumpyOldGeek wrote:


The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.

ahmmm... You do realize you're being trolled, right?
--
- JN -

In article ,
says...
Cliff wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:55:02 -0700, Jim Stewart
wrote:


I'll say it again. It's a satire


Got foorp?

Yes.




landoverbaptist.org
Terms of Service Agreement

Preface

Within this section, the words "The Landover Baptist Church or
Americhrist Ltd.," "we," and "us" refer to The Landover Baptist Church
or Americhrist Ltd, which is the owner of landoverbaptist.org and/or
landoverbaptist.com and which holds the right to transmit on
landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com (the "Site") all of the
materials contained in the Site. The word "Materials" refers to any
word, sound, image, file, data, or anything else contained in or
generated by the Site. All content on landoverbaptist.org is protected
by federal copyright laws. The Landover Baptist Church is a complete
work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.


An interesting thing about satire/parody is that it is
a focal point for the reader's own fantasy-
projection...

"Gosh! I despise so-and-so group, and this text says
weird, nasty things about THEN, and so IT MUST BE
TRUE!"

Also interestingly, this seems to be popular among
folks whose self-view is oriented towards indignant
victim-mentality...

"Gosh! I feel emotionally uncomfortable with that other
group over there... So I feel hostile... And I want to
validate my Self-Defence Fantasies to justify that...
And, lookee-here, some weird, nasty things seeming to
be about/from THEM, so of course, IT MUST BE TRUE!"

Etc, etc. Without any real difference among which
people or groups are saying it, against which people or
groups, or among the surface excuses.


--
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Credit Tools, Reference, and Forum

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:55:02 -0700, Jim Stewart wrote:

JonquilJan wrote:
Know why Baptists are against sex standing up? Because it might lead to
dancing.

With web sites and hate mongering like this - no wonder 9/11 happened.
Religions - of all kinds - just can't seem to get the message that different
doesn't mean wrong - it just means different. If you are content and happy
with your religion - fine - but that doesn't mean your beliefs and religion
are right for others.

Religion will be the cause of the downfall of civilization.

I'll say it again. It's a satire
site run by an atheist

And do you think the billboard which was put up outside New Orleans years ago
gloating about how AIDS was sent by god to kill those evil homosexuals was also
"satire" put up by atheists? :/

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:38:35 -0700, Jim Stewart wrote:

Cliff wrote:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?

It's a satire site run by an atheist.

Is that a self-admitted atheist or a person someone else says is an atheist?
And what about all those people who show up at Gay Pride Parades? Are those
satires too? Are those atheist fronts too? Is it all part of a Grand Atheist
Conspiracy? Or maybe it's part of the Gay Agenda.

The Watcher wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:38:35 -0700, Jim Stewart wrote:


Cliff wrote:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?

It's a satire site run by an atheist.


Is that a self-admitted atheist or a person someone else says is an atheist?
And what about all those people who show up at Gay Pride Parades? Are those
satires too? Are those atheist fronts too? Is it all part of a Grand Atheist
Conspiracy? Or maybe it's part of the Gay Agenda.

Why don't you do some googling and let us know
instead of speculating.

Jim Stewart wrote:
The Watcher wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:38:35 -0700, Jim Stewart
wrote:


Cliff wrote:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?


It's a satire site run by an atheist.



Is that a self-admitted atheist or a person someone else says is an
atheist?
And what about all those people who show up at Gay Pride Parades? Are
those
satires too? Are those atheist fronts too? Is it all part of a Grand
Atheist
Conspiracy? Or maybe it's part of the Gay Agenda.


Why don't you do some googling and let us know
instead of speculating.


Or better yet, DON'T let us know.

Rex B wrote:




Why don't you do some googling and let us know
instead of speculating.


Or better yet, DON'T let us know.

What is it that you don't want to know?

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 19:19:20 GMT, (The Watcher)
wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:55:02 -0700, Jim Stewart wrote:

JonquilJan wrote:
Know why Baptists are against sex standing up? Because it might lead to
dancing.

With web sites and hate mongering like this - no wonder 9/11 happened.
Religions - of all kinds - just can't seem to get the message that different
doesn't mean wrong - it just means different. If you are content and happy
with your religion - fine - but that doesn't mean your beliefs and religion
are right for others.

Religion will be the cause of the downfall of civilization.

I'll say it again. It's a satire
site run by an atheist

And do you think the billboard which was put up outside New Orleans years ago
gloating about how AIDS was sent by god to kill those evil homosexuals was also
"satire" put up by atheists? :/

http://www.geocities.com/beaver_militia/

Beware the Amish and the UN.

Gunner

Rule #35
"That which does not kill you,
has made a huge tactical error"

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 19:27:44 GMT, (The Watcher)
wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:38:35 -0700, Jim Stewart wrote:

Cliff wrote:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?

It's a satire site run by an atheist.

Is that a self-admitted atheist or a person someone else says is an atheist?
And what about all those people who show up at Gay Pride Parades? Are those
satires too? Are those atheist fronts too? Is it all part of a Grand Atheist
Conspiracy? Or maybe it's part of the Gay Agenda.

Its all Bush's fault.

snicker

Gunner

Rule #35
"That which does not kill you,
has made a huge tactical error"

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 01:30:46 GMT, Gunner
wrote:

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 19:27:44 GMT, (The Watcher)
wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:38:35 -0700, Jim Stewart wrote:

Cliff wrote:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?

It's a satire site run by an atheist.

Is that a self-admitted atheist or a person someone else says is an atheist?
And what about all those people who show up at Gay Pride Parades? Are those
satires too? Are those atheist fronts too? Is it all part of a Grand Atheist
Conspiracy? Or maybe it's part of the Gay Agenda.

Its all Bush's fault.

Has he managed to get rid of all the gays & their supporters
(like Cheney) yet?
Apologized for the abortions his family paid for? Get rid
of the sciences & put the bible in the schools?

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISES?
--
Cliff

The Watcher, wondering how all this works, wrote:

If it weren't for the fact I breathe, people would mistake me for a mud
puddle.

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 13:16:05 -0500, Beaner eater
wrote:

The Watcher, wondering how all this works, wrote:

If it weren't for the fact I breathe, people would mistake me for a mud
puddle.

Good point though.
He seems to be one of gummer's close relatives .....
--
Cliff

In article , The Watcher
wrote:

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:38:35 -0700, Jim Stewart wrote:

Cliff wrote:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...okburning.html

Freedom from?

It's a satire site run by an atheist.

Is that a self-admitted atheist or a person someone else says is an atheist?

It's run by the EAC (the Evil Atheist Conspiracy), which doesn't really
exist.

And what about all those people who show up at Gay Pride Parades? Are those
satires too? Are those atheist fronts too? Is it all part of a Grand Atheist
Conspiracy? Or maybe it's part of the Gay Agenda.

Dunno. Prolly not atheists. More likely pagans and such. The only thing
all atheists have in common is lack of belief in a god or gods,
otherwise characterizing them is like herding cats.

-Frank

--
Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com

Frank J Warner wrote:

And what about all those people who show up at Gay Pride Parades? Are those
satires too? Are those atheist fronts too? Is it all part of a Grand Atheist
Conspiracy? Or maybe it's part of the Gay Agenda.


Dunno. Prolly not atheists. More likely pagans and such. The only thing
all atheists have in common is lack of belief in a god or gods,
otherwise characterizing them is like herding cats.


All cats are atheists, as far as I know. Maybe that's why they're
so hard to herd.

KG

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:30:09 -0400, Kirk Gordon
wrote:

Frank J Warner wrote:

And what about all those people who show up at Gay Pride Parades? Are those
satires too? Are those atheist fronts too? Is it all part of a Grand Atheist
Conspiracy? Or maybe it's part of the Gay Agenda.


Dunno. Prolly not atheists. More likely pagans and such. The only thing
all atheists have in common is lack of belief in a god or gods,
otherwise characterizing them is like herding cats.


All cats are atheists, as far as I know. Maybe that's why they're
so hard to herd.

KG

Actually...cats think they are gods themselves. If they ever learn
the truth, they will become extinct in a matter of hours.

So we humor them.

Gunner

Rule #35
"That which does not kill you,
has made a huge tactical error"

In article ,
Gunner wrote:

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:30:09 -0400, Kirk Gordon
wrote:

Frank J Warner wrote:

And what about all those people who show up at Gay Pride Parades? Are
those
satires too? Are those atheist fronts too? Is it all part of a Grand
Atheist
Conspiracy? Or maybe it's part of the Gay Agenda.


Dunno. Prolly not atheists. More likely pagans and such. The only thing
all atheists have in common is lack of belief in a god or gods,
otherwise characterizing them is like herding cats.


All cats are atheists, as far as I know. Maybe that's why they're
so hard to herd.

KG

Actually...cats think they are gods themselves. If they ever learn
the truth, they will become extinct in a matter of hours.

Oh, not at all, Gunner. Cats _know_ they are gods. That they haven't
been worshipped as such since ancient Egypt, is something they're still
trying to correct.


So we humor them.

Who's humoring whom? Who's feeding whom for that matter? The term "cat
ownership" is intentionally non-directional: It says nothing about who
really owns whom.


Gunner

Rule #35
"That which does not kill you,
has made a huge tactical error"

Addendum to Rule #35:
but will probably be back for another try. So watch out!

Cliff, wondering how all this works, wrote:

Why are turds called logs? Mine don't float like a log would, no matter what I
do to it in the toilet bowl.

I missed the staff meeting but the minutes show John Husvar
wrote back on Thu, 21 Apr 2005 11:59:27 GMT in
misc.survivalism :


Actually...cats think they are gods themselves. If they ever learn
the truth, they will become extinct in a matter of hours.

Oh, not at all, Gunner. Cats _know_ they are gods. That they haven't
been worshipped as such since ancient Egypt, is something they're still
trying to correct.

They haven't forgotten, and they are still trying to find out what went
wrong. The problem is, being cats, they're right on the case, till they
take a nap, or get hungry, or see something move ...

So we humor them.

Who's humoring whom? Who's feeding whom for that matter? The term "cat
ownership" is intentionally non-directional: It says nothing about who
really owns whom.

Dogs have owners. Cats have "staff".


pyotr

--
pyotr filipivich
"MTV may talk about lighting fires and killing children,
but Janet Reno actually does something about it." --Spy Magazine