Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I reapir it now?

Greetings,

Apparently some time ago you had a home repair issue. You posted a question
about your repair job at alt.home.repair. In addition you did all of the
other homework necessary. Everyone replied what a dumb idiot you are for
attempting the job and to hire someone. Before long you had properly
repaired your home without hiring a licensed professional. Perhaps you
didn't even pull a permit before doing the work on your house one Sunday
afternoon. Nothing blew up, no one got electrocuted, the repair did not
fall apart-- even after years of use. Unfortunately those same posters that
replied to your inquiry, the code office, and even the general public wished
the 25 megaton stone out of the sky.

Hope this clears things up for you,
William




"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
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Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I
reapir it now?


25
megatons


25000
tons


50000000
lbs


150
lb/ft^3 (stone)

333333.3333
ft^3 (volume)

v=4/3*3.14*r^3
volume of a sphere

r=(v/(4/3*3.14))^(1/3)
radius


43.01997168
radius


86.03994337
diameter (ft)

"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I
reapir it now?

dont repair it yet. the geminids peak tonight, and a dazzling show is
expected. just be glad it was an asteroid and not a giant hemorrhoid (aka
stormy mormon)

I think you're bluffing. If true, my internet access would have gone out.

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Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I
reapir it now?

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Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I
reapir it now?


repairing 25 megaton asteroids is best left to the pros

stop buying houses in outer space and the problem won't repeat

First take pictures and get them to your lawyer so he can initiate lawsuit.


"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
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Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I
reapir it now?

Bruno Beam wrote:
Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I reapir it now?

You have to call FEMA and they'll send out an appraiser to inspect the
home to decide on repair vs. replacement costs. They do that everyday so
they have a mechanism in place. Actually, I'm sure one of your
neigjhbors may have already called them for you. They also subcontract
for any removal of debris. Did you also notify your household/homeowners
insurance? I had the same thing happen to our house late last year and
ended up relocating for about four months while all repairs were done.
Now we're back in the rebuilt house except so much the wiser: We
invested in high wind impact windows.

In article . net,
"Art" wrote:

First take pictures and get them to your lawyer so he can initiate lawsuit.

I assume he will be suing god?

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Bruno Beam wrote:
Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I
reapir it now?

Exactly what is wrong with the asteroid?

Bent? Cracked? Paint scraped off? Frame twisted? Broken into pieces?

We'll need more info before proceeding.

I got a lot of assteroid dust in my eyes, can somebody type this thread in
all caps please.

"JerryMouse" wrote in message
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Bruno Beam wrote:
Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I
reapir it now?

Exactly what is wrong with the asteroid?

Bent? Cracked? Paint scraped off? Frame twisted? Broken into pieces?

We'll need more info before proceeding.

Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I reapir
it now?

You can repair the asteroid with JB Weld and some duct tape.
Would be my guess that you were in the house when it got it.

This will help your assteroids

http://www.preparationh.co.uk/



Bruno Beam wrote:
Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I
reapir it now?

Bruno Beam wrote:
Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I
reapir it now?

HEY BRUNO,

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Bruno Beam wrote:

Yesterday a 25 megaton asteroid hit my house and damaged it.How can I reapir it now?

Gathering material for a TV show or movie??

LB