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OT My neighbors say their daughter is getting married in October. They
are all very conservative, especially the daughter and her fiance. And they've been following very carefully the recount in Arizona. And they are Catholic and they've arranged for the marriage to be peformed by Father Ninja. They say he's best, strongest priest anyone can find, and they'll really be married after he does it. My neighbors don't think Father Ninja is a real priest and they've asked my advice, and I'm asking you, What should I tell them? |
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On Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 3:21:57 PM UTC-5, micky wrote:
OT My neighbors say their daughter is getting married in October. They are all very conservative, especially the daughter and her fiance. And they've been following very carefully the recount in Arizona. And they are Catholic and they've arranged for the marriage to be peformed by Father Ninja. They say he's best, strongest priest anyone can find, and they'll really be married after he does it. My neighbors don't think Father Ninja is a real priest and they've asked my advice, and I'm asking you, What should I tell them? https://canonlawmadeeasy.com/2016/02/18/how-can-you-tell-a-real-priest-from-a-fake/ You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. [info][add][mail][note] Art Buchwald (1925 - 2007) |
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![]() "Dean Hoffman" wrote micky wrote OT My neighbors say their daughter is getting married in October. They are all very conservative, especially the daughter and her fiance. And they've been following very carefully the recount in Arizona. And they are Catholic and they've arranged for the marriage to be peformed by Father Ninja. They say he's best, strongest priest anyone can find, and they'll really be married after he does it. My neighbors don't think Father Ninja is a real priest and they've asked my advice, and I'm asking you, What should I tell them? https://canonlawmadeeasy.com/2016/02/18/how-can-you-tell-a-real-priest-from-a-fake/ Must be much worse now that there is such a desperate shortage of priests. Unlikely, if someone claiming to be a priest shows up claiming to be on holiday and offering to do a mass or two as a standin for a priest who finds it very onerous to travel to do masses in various churches to demand the right letter or celebret. |
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On Sun, 13 Jun 2021 07:42:33 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again: FLUSH more of the trolling senile asshole's latest troll**** unread |
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@fmguy.com says... OT My neighbors say their daughter is getting married in October. They are all very conservative, especially the daughter and her fiance. And they've been following very carefully the recount in Arizona. And they are Catholic and they've arranged for the marriage to be peformed by Father Ninja. They say he's best, strongest priest anyone can find, and they'll really be married after he does it. My neighbors don't think Father Ninja is a real priest and they've asked my advice, and I'm asking you, What should I tell them? What makes a priest anyway ? What is a STRONG priest ? I could start a church of Ralph and make myself a priest in that church. There may be a way to check if he has the offical credentials from the town that allows him to sign the paperwork that states the couple are married by law. The wife an I got married over 40 years ago by some woman in a government office. Must have taken as that was over 40 years ago and still are. If I really wanted to make sure, I would just pick up the phone and call the Pope at the Vadican and ask him about the man :-) |
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![]() On Sat, 12 Jun 2021 16:55:26 -0400, Ralph Mowery posted for all of us to digest... In article , NONONOmisc07 @fmguy.com says... OT My neighbors say their daughter is getting married in October. They are all very conservative, especially the daughter and her fiance. And they've been following very carefully the recount in Arizona. And they are Catholic and they've arranged for the marriage to be peformed by Father Ninja. They say he's best, strongest priest anyone can find, and they'll really be married after he does it. My neighbors don't think Father Ninja is a real priest and they've asked my advice, and I'm asking you, What should I tell them? What makes a priest anyway ? What is a STRONG priest ? I could start a church of Ralph and make myself a priest in that church. There may be a way to check if he has the offical credentials from the town that allows him to sign the paperwork that states the couple are married by law. The wife an I got married over 40 years ago by some woman in a government office. Must have taken as that was over 40 years ago and still are. If I really wanted to make sure, I would just pick up the phone and call the Pope at the Vadican and ask him about the man :-) Right o, don't forget your $$$ -- Tekkie |
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On 6/12/2021 4:55 PM, Ralph Mowery wrote:
In article , NONONOmisc07 @fmguy.com says... OT My neighbors say their daughter is getting married in October. They are all very conservative, especially the daughter and her fiance. And they've been following very carefully the recount in Arizona. And they are Catholic and they've arranged for the marriage to be peformed by Father Ninja. They say he's best, strongest priest anyone can find, and they'll really be married after he does it. My neighbors don't think Father Ninja is a real priest and they've asked my advice, and I'm asking you, What should I tell them? What makes a priest anyway ? What is a STRONG priest ? I could start a church of Ralph and make myself a priest in that church. There may be a way to check if he has the offical credentials from the town that allows him to sign the paperwork that states the couple are married by law. The wife an I got married over 40 years ago by some woman in a government office. Must have taken as that was over 40 years ago and still are. If I really wanted to make sure, I would just pick up the phone and call the Pope at the Vadican and ask him about the man :-) Ordination used to be free here but now it is $49. https://www.spaghettimonster.org/ |
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micky wrote
OT My neighbors say their daughter is getting married in October. They are all very conservative, especially the daughter and her fiance. And they've been following very carefully the recount in Arizona. And they are Catholic and they've arranged for the marriage to be peformed by Father Ninja. They say he's best, strongest priest anyone can find, and they'll really be married after he does it. My neighbors don't think Father Ninja is a real priest and they've asked my advice, and I'm asking you, What should I tell them? That they have the right idea and that they should get married tomorrow in case Father Ninja gets infected and dies. |
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On Sun, 13 Jun 2021 06:56:06 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again: FLUSH the trolling senile pest's latest troll**** unread -- Norman Wells addressing trolling senile Rodent: "Ah, the voice of scum speaks." MID: |
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On Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 4:21:57 PM UTC-4, micky wrote:
OT My neighbors say their daughter is getting married in October. They are all very conservative, especially the daughter and her fiance. And they've been following very carefully the recount in Arizona. And they are Catholic and they've arranged for the marriage to be peformed by Father Ninja. They say he's best, strongest priest anyone can find, and they'll really be married after he does it. My neighbors don't think Father Ninja is a real priest and they've asked my advice, and I'm asking you, What should I tell them? €śYoure going to have such a great marriage, at a tiny fraction of the cost - and its going to be so easy.€ť Oh...wait...that's health care. Never mind. |
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On Sat, 12 Jun 2021 16:21:51 -0400, micky
wrote: OT My neighbors say their daughter is getting married in October. They are all very conservative, especially the daughter and her fiance. And they've been following very carefully the recount in Arizona. And they are Catholic and they've arranged for the marriage to be peformed by Father Ninja. They say he's best, strongest priest anyone can find, and they'll really be married after he does it. My neighbors don't think Father Ninja is a real priest and they've asked my advice, and I'm asking you, What should I tell them? What difference does it make? If God is happy with Father Ninja and they bought a marriage permit from the local government, pot's right. The only legal issue is the happy couple signing the marriage license and maybe having it notarized (Florida law YMMV somewhere else). The ceremony is just hocus pocus to keep the parents happy. |
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![]() wrote in message ... On Sat, 12 Jun 2021 16:21:51 -0400, micky wrote: OT My neighbors say their daughter is getting married in October. They are all very conservative, especially the daughter and her fiance. And they've been following very carefully the recount in Arizona. And they are Catholic and they've arranged for the marriage to be peformed by Father Ninja. They say he's best, strongest priest anyone can find, and they'll really be married after he does it. My neighbors don't think Father Ninja is a real priest and they've asked my advice, and I'm asking you, What should I tell them? What difference does it make? If God is happy with Father Ninja and they bought a marriage permit from the local government, pot's right. The only legal issue is the happy couple signing the marriage license and maybe having it notarized (Florida law YMMV somewhere else). The ceremony is just hocus pocus to keep the parents happy. Did your health insurance pay for the sense of humour bypass ? |
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On Saturday, June 12, 2021 at 7:57:24 PM UTC-4, wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jun 2021 16:21:51 -0400, micky wrote: OT My neighbors say their daughter is getting married in October. They are all very conservative, especially the daughter and her fiance. And they've been following very carefully the recount in Arizona. And they are Catholic and they've arranged for the marriage to be peformed by Father Ninja. They say he's best, strongest priest anyone can find, and they'll really be married after he does it. My neighbors don't think Father Ninja is a real priest and they've asked my advice, and I'm asking you, What should I tell them? What difference does it make? If God is happy with Father Ninja and they bought a marriage permit from the local government, pot's right. The only legal issue is the happy couple signing the marriage license and maybe having it notarized (Florida law YMMV somewhere else). The ceremony is just hocus pocus to keep the parents happy. Whoosh on most your response and WTF on your last sentence. |
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