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# # # As a young combat soldier (of high rank even then), I would have taken Gigi Wu on a hike thru the jungles of Nam that woulda made history! I can see it now... Her slightly tanned and scantily clad body was a delectable sight as we hiked happily together. At times, as we rested, Gigi pressed her half-nakedness against my sweaty fatigues; and at those times my boner grew.
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# # # In a moment of animal passion, I slipped off her micro-minnie hiking pants and loose top. What I did to her in those passionate moments I will not say, but those things were devilish indeed, and they would make a longshoreman blush.
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# # I got a free handjob by a hootch maid in Danang once. I thought I was
# # special, until I found out I wasn't the only one.
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# # Handjobs are always special, Chekky. Pleasance gives me good ones.
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# As a fellow 'Nam war hero, would you be agreeable to having her
# demonstrate that on my bishop?
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# you really want a 70 year old woman yankin on your franklin

No, that would be a deal-breaker.

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"There are many here among us,
who feel that life is but a joke."

"I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
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On 2019-02-01 1:30 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
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# On 2019-02-01 12:34 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
# Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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# # On 1/29/2019 1:41 AM, Checkmate wrote:
# # Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
# # Checkmate! In article ,
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# # #
# # # As a young combat soldier (of high rank even then), I would have taken Gigi Wu on a hike thru the jungles of Nam that woulda made history! I can see it now... Her slightly tanned and scantily clad body was a delectable sight as we hiked happily together. At times, as we rested, Gigi pressed her half-nakedness against my sweaty fatigues; and at those times my boner grew.
# # #
# # # In a moment of animal passion, I slipped off her micro-minnie hiking pants and loose top. What I did to her in those passionate moments I will not say, but those things were devilish indeed, and they would make a longshoreman blush.
# #
# # I got a free handjob by a hootch maid in Danang once. I thought I was
# # special, until I found out I wasn't the only one.
# #
# #
# # Handjobs are always special, Chekky. Pleasance gives me good ones.
#
# As a fellow 'Nam war hero, would you be agreeable to having her
# demonstrate that on my bishop?
#
# you really want a 70 year old woman yankin on your franklin

No, that would be a deal-breaker.

glad i got you before you did something rash

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# On 2019-02-01 1:30 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
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# # On 2019-02-01 12:34 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
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# # # On 1/29/2019 1:41 AM, Checkmate wrote:
# # # Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
# # # Checkmate! In article ,
# # # says...
# # #
# # #
# # # #
# # # # As a young combat soldier (of high rank even then), I would have taken Gigi Wu on a hike thru the jungles of Nam that woulda made history! I can see it now... Her slightly tanned and scantily clad body was a delectable sight as we hiked happily together. At times, as we rested, Gigi pressed her half-nakedness against my sweaty fatigues; and at those times my boner grew.
# # # #
# # # # In a moment of animal passion, I slipped off her micro-minnie hiking pants and loose top. What I did to her in those passionate moments I will not say, but those things were devilish indeed, and they would make a longshoreman blush.
# # #
# # # I got a free handjob by a hootch maid in Danang once. I thought I was
# # # special, until I found out I wasn't the only one.
# # #
# # #
# # # Handjobs are always special, Chekky. Pleasance gives me good ones.
# #
# # As a fellow 'Nam war hero, would you be agreeable to having her
# # demonstrate that on my bishop?
# #
# # you really want a 70 year old woman yankin on your franklin
#
# No, that would be a deal-breaker.
#
# glad i got you before you did something rash

Or got one somewhere, like Greg and his scabies adventure.

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Checkmate ®
Copyright © 2018
all rights reserved

AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

Author, Humorist, Cynic
Philosopher, Humanitarian
Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
Usenet Shot-Caller

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017

"There are many here among us,
who feel that life is but a joke."

"I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
kensi." -Nadegda
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On Fri, 1 Feb 2019 12:30:56 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
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# you really want a 70 year old woman yankin on your franklin

No, that would be a deal-breaker.

Poor Pandora! What are her chances of getting
a man when even a hand job with a woman her
age is undesirable.

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Everybody here likes Yours Truly,
Gregøry Hall - Bombastic Loudmouth of the South

On 2019-02-01 1:40 p.m., Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
On Fri, 1 Feb 2019 12:30:56 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
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# you really want a 70 year old woman yankin on your franklin

No, that would be a deal-breaker.

Poor Pandora! What are her chances of getting
a man when even a hand job with a woman her
age is undesirable.

she'll find a 12 year old girl that will fall in love with her like you did