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On 2019-02-01 1:30 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
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# On 2019-02-01 12:34 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
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# # On 1/29/2019 1:41 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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# # # As a young combat soldier (of high rank even then), I would have taken Gigi Wu on a hike thru the jungles of Nam that woulda made history! I can see it now... Her slightly tanned and scantily clad body was a delectable sight as we hiked happily together. At times, as we rested, Gigi pressed her half-nakedness against my sweaty fatigues; and at those times my boner grew.
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# # # In a moment of animal passion, I slipped off her micro-minnie hiking pants and loose top. What I did to her in those passionate moments I will not say, but those things were devilish indeed, and they would make a longshoreman blush.
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# # I got a free handjob by a hootch maid in Danang once. I thought I was
# # special, until I found out I wasn't the only one.
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# # Handjobs are always special, Chekky. Pleasance gives me good ones.
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# As a fellow 'Nam war hero, would you be agreeable to having her
# demonstrate that on my bishop?
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# you really want a 70 year old woman yankin on your franklin

No, that would be a deal-breaker.

glad i got you before you did something rash