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On 2019-02-01 1:30 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! In article , says... # # On 2019-02-01 12:34 p.m., Checkmate wrote: # Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # Checkmate! In article , # says... # # # # # # On 1/29/2019 1:41 AM, Checkmate wrote: # # Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # # Checkmate! In article , # # says... # # # # # # # # # # As a young combat soldier (of high rank even then), I would have taken Gigi Wu on a hike thru the jungles of Nam that woulda made history! I can see it now... Her slightly tanned and scantily clad body was a delectable sight as we hiked happily together. At times, as we rested, Gigi pressed her half-nakedness against my sweaty fatigues; and at those times my boner grew. # # # # # # In a moment of animal passion, I slipped off her micro-minnie hiking pants and loose top. What I did to her in those passionate moments I will not say, but those things were devilish indeed, and they would make a longshoreman blush. # # # # I got a free handjob by a hootch maid in Danang once. I thought I was # # special, until I found out I wasn't the only one. # # # # # # Handjobs are always special, Chekky. Pleasance gives me good ones. # # As a fellow 'Nam war hero, would you be agreeable to having her # demonstrate that on my bishop? # # you really want a 70 year old woman yankin on your franklin No, that would be a deal-breaker. glad i got you before you did something rash |
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On Fri, 1 Feb 2019 12:30:56 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
In article , says... ... # you really want a 70 year old woman yankin on your franklin No, that would be a deal-breaker. Poor Pandora! What are her chances of getting a man when even a hand job with a woman her age is undesirable. -- Everybody here likes Yours Truly, Gregøry Hall - Bombastic Loudmouth of the South |
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On 2019-02-01 1:40 p.m., Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
On Fri, 1 Feb 2019 12:30:56 -0800, Checkmate wrote: In article , says... ... # you really want a 70 year old woman yankin on your franklin No, that would be a deal-breaker. Poor Pandora! What are her chances of getting a man when even a hand job with a woman her age is undesirable. she'll find a 12 year old girl that will fall in love with her like you did |
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article , says... # # On 2019-02-01 1:30 p.m., Checkmate wrote: # Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # Checkmate! In article , # says... # # # # # # On 2019-02-01 12:34 p.m., Checkmate wrote: # # Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # # Checkmate! In article , # # says... # # # # # # # # # # On 1/29/2019 1:41 AM, Checkmate wrote: # # # Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # # # Checkmate! In article , # # # says... # # # # # # # # # # # # # # As a young combat soldier (of high rank even then), I would have taken Gigi Wu on a hike thru the jungles of Nam that woulda made history! I can see it now... Her slightly tanned and scantily clad body was a delectable sight as we hiked happily together. At times, as we rested, Gigi pressed her half-nakedness against my sweaty fatigues; and at those times my boner grew. # # # # # # # # In a moment of animal passion, I slipped off her micro-minnie hiking pants and loose top. What I did to her in those passionate moments I will not say, but those things were devilish indeed, and they would make a longshoreman blush. # # # # # # I got a free handjob by a hootch maid in Danang once. I thought I was # # # special, until I found out I wasn't the only one. # # # # # # # # # Handjobs are always special, Chekky. Pleasance gives me good ones. # # # # As a fellow 'Nam war hero, would you be agreeable to having her # # demonstrate that on my bishop? # # # # you really want a 70 year old woman yankin on your franklin # # No, that would be a deal-breaker. # # glad i got you before you did something rash Or got one somewhere, like Greg and his scabies adventure. -- Checkmate ® Copyright © 2018 all rights reserved AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017 "There are many here among us, who feel that life is but a joke." "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: |
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