Home |
Search |
Today's Posts |
|
Home Repair (alt.home.repair) For all homeowners and DIYers with many experienced tradesmen. Solve your toughest home fix-it problems. |
Reply |
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
#1
Posted to alt.home.repair
|
|||
|
|||
I'm building a Wall around alt.home.repair.
It's time to clean up this newsgroup!
I'm building a Wall around alt.home.repair. Construction will begin immediately. The following people will NOT be allowed to post to this newsgroup. Mexicans Muslims Blacks Chinese Japanese Native Americans Terrorists Gun owners Catholics Lutherans Russians Everyone who does not live in North America Canadians Caucasians Christians Jews Egyptians Iranians Islamics Women Senior Citizens (over 50) Minors (under 21) Athiests Alcoholics Drug Addicts Criminals Anyone using any version of Windows other than Windows 10 Macintosh computer users Linux users People who drive foreign cars Anyone who does not own a home (renters) Homeless people Homosexuals and Lesbians Google Groups posters Cross Posters Mentally ill persons Anyone who has ever had the flu People who like snakes and spiders Animals Men with penises shorter than 6 inches People with AIDS The unemployed People who do not pay taxes Members of Unions People who live in Condos Anyone with an IQ less than 200 Cancer patients People posting from Cellphones Android users I-phone users Facebook users Anyone who does not have indoor plumbing People who live in trailer parks Hippies Rednecks Anyone who likes Rap Music Opera singers Anyone who lives in a pink house Anyone posting from Thunderbird Everyone posting from Homeowners Hub Anyone who's last name begins with the letter "Z" People with green eyes Anyone who wears a cowboy hat Blondes Plumbers Farmers who own less than 1000 acres Representatives of foreign governments Democrats Hillary Clinton supporters Anyone on Welfare Anyone with less than 8gb of RAM Donkey owners Anyone taking more than TWO prescribed drugs daily Anyone not using their real name online People who do not vote Pimps Truckers DOS users People who grow marijuana People who have not read the Bible People without medical insurance People who own cars with 15" (or smaller) tires People without Auto Insurance Drug dealers Anyone on Social Security Smokers Anyone who flips burgers for a living Anyone who has less than $200,000 in the bank Anyone living in a home valued at less than one half million dollars People who eat sardines Anyone who owns a hammer smaller than 16 ounces People who own cats Everyone who does not own an American Flag Polluters Anyone with a credit score below 600 Libertarians Environmentalists Persons who litter Lawyers Twitter users Everyone who wears their cap backwards Men who wear bras Anyone who eats at Mc Donalds more than once a month Anyone who hates Fox News Anyone who does not have a HDTV Anyone with the last name of "Ryan" Anyone with the first name of "Paul" Anyone who lives in Florida Racists Attention women, before you leave this newsgroup, I'd like to personally Kiss You, and show you my HUGE Weiner! Sincerely, Donald Trump --- *** VOTE FOR ME *** |
#2
Posted to alt.home.repair
|
|||
|
|||
I'm building a Wall around alt.home.repair.
On Wed, 12 Oct 2016 13:37:40 -0400, Donald Trump
wrote: Attention women, before you leave this newsgroup, I'd like to personally Kiss You, and show you my HUGE Weiner! Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: TKghX/mglWkVW1qxlGBsyg.user.gioia.aioe.org Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Complaints-To: X-Notice: Filtered by postfilter v. 0.8.2 X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 2.0/32.652 The Cow behind the curtain has spoken. Ladies here, ask him (Home Guy) about him letting Amish boys drive his tractor down the road. |
#3
Posted to alt.home.repair
|
|||
|
|||
I'm building a Wall around alt.home.repair.
Oren wrote:
On Wed, 12 Oct 2016 13:37:40 -0400, Donald Trump wrote: Attention women, before you leave this newsgroup, I'd like to personally Kiss You, and show you my HUGE Weiner! Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: TKghX/mglWkVW1qxlGBsyg.user.gioia.aioe.org Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Complaints-To: X-Notice: Filtered by postfilter v. 0.8.2 X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 2.0/32.652 The Cow behind the curtain has spoken. Ladies here, ask him (Home Guy) about him letting Amish boys drive his tractor down the road. is the cow and home boi one and the same? |
#4
Posted to alt.home.repair
|
|||
|
|||
I'm building a Wall around alt.home.repair.
On Wed, 12 Oct 2016 18:04:47 -0500, "ChairMan"
wrote: Oren wrote: On Wed, 12 Oct 2016 13:37:40 -0400, Donald Trump wrote: Attention women, before you leave this newsgroup, I'd like to personally Kiss You, and show you my HUGE Weiner! Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: TKghX/mglWkVW1qxlGBsyg.user.gioia.aioe.org Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Complaints-To: X-Notice: Filtered by postfilter v. 0.8.2 X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 2.0/32.652 The Cow behind the curtain has spoken. Ladies here, ask him (Home Guy) about him letting Amish boys drive his tractor down the road. is the cow and home boi one and the same? Yep. The boi often mentions subjects here have nothing to do with AHR, but then he/she/it starts seeking attention. |
#5
Posted to alt.home.repair
|
|||
|
|||
I'm building a Wall around alt.home.repair.
Oren posted for all of us...
On Wed, 12 Oct 2016 13:37:40 -0400, Donald Trump wrote: Attention women, before you leave this newsgroup, I'd like to personally Kiss You, and show you my HUGE Weiner! Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: TKghX/mglWkVW1qxlGBsyg.user.gioia.aioe.org Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Complaints-To: X-Notice: Filtered by postfilter v. 0.8.2 X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 2.0/32.652 The Cow behind the curtain has spoken. Ladies here, ask him (Home Guy) about him letting Amish boys drive his tractor down the road. He got hitched... The Amish don't use tractors-horses, so they were in harness... -- Tekkie |
Reply |
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
Display Modes | |
|
|