Someone I know works at a Nursing Home. She was explaining that they
have a very overweight resident who has trouble getting on and off the
toilet, so they have to use the Hydraulic Toilet Hoist to place and
remove this person from the toilet. At first I thought she was joking,
but she said it's not a joke, they have and use devices like this.

I'm was trying to picture this hoist, when I entered "Hydraulic Toilet
Hoist" into google.

I found this.....

http://www.toiletliftchair.com

Geezzzzz, I'd like one of these just for a conversation piece !!!

(Makes taking a **** FUN).....

On Thu, 29 Sep 2016 17:35:28 -0500, Dean Hoffman
wrote:

On 9/29/16 4:22 PM, wrote:
Someone I know works at a Nursing Home. She was explaining that they
have a very overweight resident who has trouble getting on and off the
toilet, so they have to use the Hydraulic Toilet Hoist to place and
remove this person from the toilet. At first I thought she was joking,
but she said it's not a joke, they have and use devices like this.

I'm was trying to picture this hoist, when I entered "Hydraulic Toilet
Hoist" into google.

I found this.....

http://www.toiletliftchair.com

Geezzzzz, I'd like one of these just for a conversation piece !!!

(Makes taking a **** FUN).....

I bet it works too slowly to make real fun.

Probably, but I'd be inclined to modify it so it tosses people off the
toilet, and across the bathroom.... LOL.

On 9/29/16 4:22 PM, wrote:
Someone I know works at a Nursing Home. She was explaining that they
have a very overweight resident who has trouble getting on and off the
toilet, so they have to use the Hydraulic Toilet Hoist to place and
remove this person from the toilet. At first I thought she was joking,
but she said it's not a joke, they have and use devices like this.

I'm was trying to picture this hoist, when I entered "Hydraulic Toilet
Hoist" into google.

I found this.....

http://www.toiletliftchair.com

Geezzzzz, I'd like one of these just for a conversation piece !!!

(Makes taking a **** FUN).....

I bet it works too slowly to make real fun.

On 9/29/2016 5:22 PM, wrote:
Someone I know works at a Nursing Home. She was explaining that they
have a very overweight resident who has trouble getting on and off the
toilet, so they have to use the Hydraulic Toilet Hoist to place and
remove this person from the toilet. At first I thought she was joking,
but she said it's not a joke, they have and use devices like this.

I'm was trying to picture this hoist, when I entered "Hydraulic Toilet
Hoist" into google.

I found this.....

http://www.toiletliftchair.com

Geezzzzz, I'd like one of these just for a conversation piece !!!

(Makes taking a **** FUN).....


OMG! People are so ****ing fat they can't get up from the toilet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toLvGpk3HLE

explained on 9/29/2016 :
Someone I know works at a Nursing Home. She was explaining that they
have a very overweight resident who has trouble getting on and off the
toilet, so they have to use the Hydraulic Toilet Hoist to place and
remove this person from the toilet. At first I thought she was joking,
but she said it's not a joke, they have and use devices like this.

I'm was trying to picture this hoist, when I entered "Hydraulic Toilet
Hoist" into google.

I found this.....

http://www.toiletliftchair.com

Geezzzzz, I'd like one of these just for a conversation piece !!!

(Makes taking a **** FUN).....

Makes the job an uplifting experience.

I should be in marketing.

On Thursday, September 29, 2016 at 6:26:06 PM UTC-4, wrote:
Someone I know works at a Nursing Home. She was explaining that they
have a very overweight resident who has trouble getting on and off the
toilet, so they have to use the Hydraulic Toilet Hoist to place and
remove this person from the toilet. At first I thought she was joking,
but she said it's not a joke, they have and use devices like this.

I'm was trying to picture this hoist, when I entered "Hydraulic Toilet
Hoist" into google.

I found this.....

http://www.toiletliftchair.com

Geezzzzz, I'd like one of these just for a conversation piece !!!

(Makes taking a **** FUN).....

How do you clean it...a fire hose and a floor drain?

There sure are a lot of nooks and crannies to hold all sorts of nasties.

posted for all of us...



Probably, but I'd be inclined to modify it so it tosses people off the
toilet, and across the bathroom.... LOL.


I believe he has me KF but I will post in spite of it.

This just shows what a miserable creature you are. No sensitivity toward
people that are not as "perfect" as you. I want you to test your
modification. I am curious if causes you to ricochet off the wall inflicting
a TBI and a fracture of C1 through C4 and if you require the unmodified lift
for the rest of your life.

It really makes me sad that I would have to read and respond to this crap. I
didn't particularly like Stumpeds posting but you sir have won the race to
the bottom.

I ask anyone to forward this to him and have him reply in an open forum. I
also invite anyone that disagrees with me to reply here and explain how my
thoughts are wrong.

--
Tekkie

Tax Payer posted for all of us...



On 9/29/2016 5:22 PM, wrote:
Someone I know works at a Nursing Home. She was explaining that they
have a very overweight resident who has trouble getting on and off the
toilet, so they have to use the Hydraulic Toilet Hoist to place and
remove this person from the toilet. At first I thought she was joking,
but she said it's not a joke, they have and use devices like this.

I'm was trying to picture this hoist, when I entered "Hydraulic Toilet
Hoist" into google.

I found this.....

http://www.toiletliftchair.com

Geezzzzz, I'd like one of these just for a conversation piece !!!

(Makes taking a **** FUN).....


OMG! People are so ****ing fat they can't get up from the toilet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toLvGpk3HLE

Do you know that nurses and aides have the highest rate of back injuries?
Especially with the reductions in personnel you have to consider two people
lifting a person off an unwieldy object is quite the experience. A person is
NOT dead weight but rather a flexible mass. No handhold s...

--
Tekkie

FromTheRafters posted for all of us...



explained on 9/29/2016 :
Someone I know works at a Nursing Home. She was explaining that they
have a very overweight resident who has trouble getting on and off the
toilet, so they have to use the Hydraulic Toilet Hoist to place and
remove this person from the toilet. At first I thought she was joking,
but she said it's not a joke, they have and use devices like this.

I'm was trying to picture this hoist, when I entered "Hydraulic Toilet
Hoist" into google.

I found this.....

http://www.toiletliftchair.com

Geezzzzz, I'd like one of these just for a conversation piece !!!

(Makes taking a **** FUN).....

Makes the job an uplifting experience.

I should be in marketing.

You could also sell bed and wheelchair lifts.

--
Tekkie

On Friday, September 30, 2016 at 2:52:46 PM UTC-5, Tekkie® wrote:
Tax Payer posted for all of us...



On 9/29/2016 5:22 PM, wrote:
Someone I know works at a Nursing Home. She was explaining that they
have a very overweight resident who has trouble getting on and off the
toilet, so they have to use the Hydraulic Toilet Hoist to place and
remove this person from the toilet. At first I thought she was joking,
but she said it's not a joke, they have and use devices like this.

I'm was trying to picture this hoist, when I entered "Hydraulic Toilet
Hoist" into google.

I found this.....

http://www.toiletliftchair.com

Geezzzzz, I'd like one of these just for a conversation piece !!!

(Makes taking a **** FUN).....


OMG! People are so ****ing fat they can't get up from the toilet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toLvGpk3HLE

Do you know that nurses and aides have the highest rate of back injuries?
Especially with the reductions in personnel you have to consider two people
lifting a person off an unwieldy object is quite the experience. A person is
NOT dead weight but rather a flexible mass. No handhold s...
--
Tekkie

In the nursing home, there are battery powered patient lifts that look like engine hoists. there is a sling/harness that the patient is rolled into while on his/her bed and it cradles them as they dangle from the arm of the lift. I had to laugh and tell the CNA's that it looked like The Stork was delivering a baby. The young women had no clue as to what I was talking about.. o_O

http://www.spinlife.com/critpath/mat...categoryID=228

[8~{} Uncle Rolling Monster

Uncle Monster posted for all of us...


In the nursing home, there are battery powered patient lifts that look like engine hoists. there is a sling/harness that the patient is rolled into while on his/her bed and it cradles them as they dangle from the arm of the lift. I had to laugh and tell the CNA's that it looked like The Stork was delivering a baby. The young women had no clue as to what I was talking about. o_O

http://www.spinlife.com/critpath/mat...categoryID=228

[8~{} Uncle Rolling Monster

I admit it, he set me off. My wife being a nurse and we being on the
ambulance know the effects.

--
Tekkie

On 9/29/2016 7:24 PM, Tax Payer wrote:
On 9/29/2016 5:22 PM, wrote:
Someone I know works at a Nursing Home. She was explaining that they
have a very overweight resident who has trouble getting on and off the
toilet, so they have to use the Hydraulic Toilet Hoist to place and
remove this person from the toilet. At first I thought she was joking,
but she said it's not a joke, they have and use devices like this.

I'm was trying to picture this hoist, when I entered "Hydraulic Toilet
Hoist" into google.

I found this.....

http://www.toiletliftchair.com

Geezzzzz, I'd like one of these just for a conversation piece !!!

(Makes taking a **** FUN).....


OMG! People are so ****ing fat they can't get up from the toilet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toLvGpk3HLE


It's not just fat people. There are people so old or so ill, they
cannot lift or pull themselves up from a seated position. Assists like
this make it easier on the patient and caretaker. As long as they can
still somehow use the toilet, they don't have to use diapers or bedpans.

They make assisted lift chairs, too. A coworker put a pair in her
elderly parents' livingroom, before they eventually became so feeble
they had to go to a nursing home.

Those chairs are a real blessing. My wife and I know of several people who are able to live alone because they have that type of chair to really relax/nap in, rather than having to go to bed when they are tired and then struggle to get up again to eat or whatever..