On Thu, 29 Sep 2016 17:35:28 -0500, Dean Hoffman
wrote:

On 9/29/16 4:22 PM, wrote:
Someone I know works at a Nursing Home. She was explaining that they
have a very overweight resident who has trouble getting on and off the
toilet, so they have to use the Hydraulic Toilet Hoist to place and
remove this person from the toilet. At first I thought she was joking,
but she said it's not a joke, they have and use devices like this.

I'm was trying to picture this hoist, when I entered "Hydraulic Toilet
Hoist" into google.

I found this.....

http://www.toiletliftchair.com

Geezzzzz, I'd like one of these just for a conversation piece !!!

(Makes taking a **** FUN).....

I bet it works too slowly to make real fun.

Probably, but I'd be inclined to modify it so it tosses people off the
toilet, and across the bathroom.... LOL.