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OT, Golf Anyone?
Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9D8NxP1eE [8~{} Uncle Strangest Monster |
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OT, Golf Anyone?
On Tue, 31 May 2016 22:05:04 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster wrote:
Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9D8NxP1eE [8~{} Uncle Strangest Monster I think that's the guy who never picks up the check at the restaurant! |
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On Wednesday, June 1, 2016 at 1:05:10 AM UTC-4, Uncle Monster wrote:
Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9D8NxP1eE [8~{} Uncle Strangest Monster Best youtube comment ever: SB 20 hours ago I once came across an alligator on a golf course. The trick was to hit the ball into its mouth hard enough for it to roll completely through and come out the alligator's tail onto the green. I found that if you hit it just right, the ball would then bounce off the back rail and into the hole. Cousin Putt-Putt Monster |
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On Tue, 31 May 2016 22:05:04 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote: Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9D8NxP1eE [8~{} Uncle Strangest Monster That is not unusual at all in Florida. I hit this one with a ball about 5 miles from the Buffalo Creek course where that one was. http://gfretwell.com/wildlife/Water%20hazard.jpg |
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OT, Golf Anyone?
On 05/31/2016 11:05 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O Yes, but I play it a little differently. My version involves a .357 and is really rough on the balls. |
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On 01/06/2016 14:50, rbowman wrote:
On 05/31/2016 11:05 PM, Uncle Monster wrote: Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O Yes, but I play it a little differently. My version involves a .357 and is really rough on the balls. My word, that sounds painful ;-) -- Bod |
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UNCLE MONSTER DON'T PLAY GOLF
But I hear he's pretty good at Pocket Pool.
LOL |
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On 6/1/2016 1:05 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9D8NxP1eE [8~{} Uncle Strangest Monster Don't play but once saw a golfer at Hilton Head poking at a large gator with his golf club. A caddy was driving a couple of us around the course to show us the gators. He said the golfer was crazy to do what he did. Also saw a couple of guys in the Everglades try to lift a branch shading a gator in the water off the path to take a good picture of it. Gator opened his mouth and guys took off. Fortunately gator did not come after them. |
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On 6/1/2016 12:18 PM, Bod wrote:
On 01/06/2016 14:50, rbowman wrote: On 05/31/2016 11:05 PM, Uncle Monster wrote: Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O Yes, but I play it a little differently. My version involves a .357 and is really rough on the balls. My word, that sounds painful ;-) I've shot them at my shooting club with a .357. Tough to hit and good hit will make them disappear, not because they disintegrated but because they were driven off the range. Once shot one at 25 yards and it bounced and came back to land at my feet. I pick all kinds of balls up in park I walk in across from golf range and with baseball fields. Like baseballs best as I'll drill a hole in them and hang them to shoot at the range. You'd be surprised how many times you can shoot them before they fall apart. |
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OT, Golf Anyone?
On Wed, 1 Jun 2016 13:47:01 -0400, Frank "frank wrote:
On 6/1/2016 1:05 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9D8NxP1eE [8~{} Uncle Strangest Monster Don't play but once saw a golfer at Hilton Head poking at a large gator with his golf club. A caddy was driving a couple of us around the course to show us the gators. He said the golfer was crazy to do what he did. +1 The tail is the first to take you down. People stand in the wrong place. Gator's can outrun a horse for the first few yards, maybe 25. Also saw a couple of guys in the Everglades try to lift a branch shading a gator in the water off the path to take a good picture of it. Gator opened his mouth and guys took off. Fortunately gator did not come after them. Must not have been a nest of eggs. I ducked under a cypress branch in the swamp. Greeted by a Cottonmouth moccasin in my face, coiled and ready to strike. ..30 06 solved the threat... |
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On Wed, 01 Jun 2016 11:06:45 -0700, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 1 Jun 2016 13:47:01 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: On 6/1/2016 1:05 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9D8NxP1eE [8~{} Uncle Strangest Monster Don't play but once saw a golfer at Hilton Head poking at a large gator with his golf club. A caddy was driving a couple of us around the course to show us the gators. He said the golfer was crazy to do what he did. +1 The tail is the first to take you down. People stand in the wrong place. Gator's can outrun a horse for the first few yards, maybe 25. The weakness in a gator's attack is they do not turn well so you try to stay beside them. On a straight run, they will catch most people. Just be careful they don't "turn" you into the water. |
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On 6/1/2016 2:06 PM, Oren wrote:
On Wed, 1 Jun 2016 13:47:01 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: On 6/1/2016 1:05 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9D8NxP1eE [8~{} Uncle Strangest Monster Don't play but once saw a golfer at Hilton Head poking at a large gator with his golf club. A caddy was driving a couple of us around the course to show us the gators. He said the golfer was crazy to do what he did. +1 The tail is the first to take you down. People stand in the wrong place. Gator's can outrun a horse for the first few yards, maybe 25. Also saw a couple of guys in the Everglades try to lift a branch shading a gator in the water off the path to take a good picture of it. Gator opened his mouth and guys took off. Fortunately gator did not come after them. Must not have been a nest of eggs. I ducked under a cypress branch in the swamp. Greeted by a Cottonmouth moccasin in my face, coiled and ready to strike. .30 06 solved the threat... No poisonous snakes here but I got startled once by a big black snake in my back yard hanging from a tree coming face to face with me. I dispatched him with the weed wacker I was carrying. Told the woman across the street and she said I should not have killed the snake. I said, OK next time I'll capture it and bring it over to your yard. And all I got in thanks was a, "God damn you, Frank...." |
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OT, Golf Anyone?
On Wed, 1 Jun 2016 14:43:45 -0400, Frank "frank wrote:
No poisonous snakes here but I got startled once by a big black snake in my back yard hanging from a tree coming face to face with me. I dispatched him with the weed wacker I was carrying. Told the woman across the street and she said I should not have killed the snake. I said, OK next time I'll capture it and bring it over to your yard. And all I got in thanks was a, "God damn you, Frank...." You can drop them off here. I have no problem with snakes. |
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OT, Golf Anyone?
On 01/06/2016 19:05, Frank wrote:
On 6/1/2016 12:18 PM, Bod wrote: On 01/06/2016 14:50, rbowman wrote: On 05/31/2016 11:05 PM, Uncle Monster wrote: Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O Yes, but I play it a little differently. My version involves a .357 and is really rough on the balls. My word, that sounds painful ;-) I've shot them at my shooting club with a .357. Tough to hit and good hit will make them disappear, not because they disintegrated but because they were driven off the range. Once shot one at 25 yards and it bounced and came back to land at my feet. I pick all kinds of balls up in park I walk in across from golf range and with baseball fields. Like baseballs best as I'll drill a hole in them and hang them to shoot at the range. You'd be surprised how many times you can shoot them before they fall apart. Sounds like fun. -- Bod |
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On 6/1/2016 2:43 PM, Frank wrote:
No poisonous snakes here but I got startled once by a big black snake in my back yard hanging from a tree coming face to face with me. I dispatched him with the weed wacker I was carrying. Told the woman across the street and she said I should not have killed the snake. I said, OK next time I'll capture it and bring it over to your yard. And all I got in thanks was a, "God damn you, Frank...." It's like when you stand outside abortion clinic, and give a baby to each of the protesters. No one really appreciates how wonderful you really are. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 6/1/2016 4:28 PM, Bod wrote:
On 01/06/2016 19:05, Frank wrote: On 6/1/2016 12:18 PM, Bod wrote: On 01/06/2016 14:50, rbowman wrote: On 05/31/2016 11:05 PM, Uncle Monster wrote: Do any of you guys play golf? Sometimes the strangest things show up on a golf course. o_O Yes, but I play it a little differently. My version involves a .357 and is really rough on the balls. My word, that sounds painful ;-) I've shot them at my shooting club with a .357. Tough to hit and good hit will make them disappear, not because they disintegrated but because they were driven off the range. Once shot one at 25 yards and it bounced and came back to land at my feet. I pick all kinds of balls up in park I walk in across from golf range and with baseball fields. Like baseballs best as I'll drill a hole in them and hang them to shoot at the range. You'd be surprised how many times you can shoot them before they fall apart. Sounds like fun. It is fun and beats paper targets. Club will not allow steel targets anymore due to ricochet concerns. You can buy soft ones that will take a lot of pounding but I prefer balls and used bowling pins if I can find them. |
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On Wed, 1 Jun 2016 20:17:39 -0400, Frank "frank wrote:
On 6/1/2016 3:12 PM, wrote: On Wed, 1 Jun 2016 14:43:45 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: No poisonous snakes here but I got startled once by a big black snake in my back yard hanging from a tree coming face to face with me. I dispatched him with the weed wacker I was carrying. Told the woman across the street and she said I should not have killed the snake. I said, OK next time I'll capture it and bring it over to your yard. And all I got in thanks was a, "God damn you, Frank...." You can drop them off here. I have no problem with snakes. I have no fear of snakes but wife is deathly afraid of them. Note I said I was startled but was not scared. I remove any I catch off my property. I embrace them here. My wife does want them out of the screen cage but they are right outside. I don't even mind them in the screen cage because they will eat every other living thing, then wait by the door until you let them out. |
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On 06/01/2016 12:43 PM, Frank wrote:
No poisonous snakes here but I got startled once by a big black snake in my back yard hanging from a tree coming face to face with me. I dispatched him with the weed wacker I was carrying. Why? A blacksnake could school a cat in the mouse catching business. |
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