I was raised to believe a hammer was for pounding in nails into lumber,
loosening stuck parts on cars, bending metal, cracking rocks, and other
types of work and repair.

But today, for most everyone under the age of 30, a hammer is a weapon.
Its used to smash the windows out of cars when you hate the car's owner,
used to break into homes to rob them, and most often, it's used to bust
the skulls of anyone who does not agree with your political views, or
posts your photo on facebook without your permission.

My how times have changed!!!

What do YOU use a hammer for?

wrote:
I was raised to believe a hammer was for pounding in nails into lumber,
loosening stuck parts on cars, bending metal, cracking rocks, and other
types of work and repair.

But today, for most everyone under the age of 30, a hammer is a weapon.
Its used to smash the windows out of cars when you hate the car's owner,
used to break into homes to rob them, and most often, it's used to bust
the skulls of anyone who does not agree with your political views, or
posts your photo on facebook without your permission.

My how times have changed!!!

What do YOU use a hammer for?




A hammer is second to a flat screwdriver in the myriad of uses. Although
you should use the proper tool for the proper job, people will use what is
most convenient and at hand. Maybe that's why we use duct tape and WD-40
for more things than they were invented for.

On 04/09/2016 04:36 AM, wrote:
I was raised to believe a hammer was for pounding in nails into lumber,
loosening stuck parts on cars, bending metal, cracking rocks, and other
types of work and repair.

But today, for most everyone under the age of 30, a hammer is a weapon.
Its used to smash the windows out of cars when you hate the car's owner,
used to break into homes to rob them, and most often, it's used to bust
the skulls of anyone who does not agree with your political views, or
posts your photo on facebook without your permission.

My how times have changed!!!

What do YOU use a hammer for?


Nonsense! People of all ages use hammers.

Meet Mona "The Hammer" Shaw:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...101702359.html

On Saturday, April 9, 2016 at 6:37:07 AM UTC-4, wrote:
I was raised to believe a hammer was for pounding in nails into lumber,
loosening stuck parts on cars, bending metal, cracking rocks, and other
types of work and repair.

But today, for most everyone under the age of 30, a hammer is a weapon.
Its used to smash the windows out of cars when you hate the car's owner,
used to break into homes to rob them, and most often, it's used to bust
the skulls of anyone who does not agree with your political views, or
posts your photo on facebook without your permission.

My how times have changed!!!

What do YOU use a hammer for?

Smashing my screen whenever I read one of your stupid posts.

Dammit, now I need another monitor.

On 4/9/2016 2:36 AM, wrote:
I was raised to believe a hammer was for pounding in nails into lumber,
loosening stuck parts on cars, bending metal, cracking rocks, and other
types of work and repair.

But today, for most everyone under the age of 30, a hammer is a weapon.
Its used to smash the windows out of cars when you hate the car's owner,
used to break into homes to rob them, and most often, it's used to bust
the skulls of anyone who does not agree with your political views, or
posts your photo on facebook without your permission.

My how times have changed!!!

What do YOU use a hammer for?

DON'T FIX IT; USE A BIGGER HAMMER!

On 4/9/2016 5:36 AM, wrote:
I was raised to believe a hammer was for pounding in nails into lumber,
loosening stuck parts on cars, bending metal, cracking rocks, and other
types of work and repair.

But today, for most everyone under the age of 30, a hammer is a weapon.
Its used to smash the windows out of cars when you hate the car's owner,
used to break into homes to rob them, and most often, it's used to bust
the skulls of anyone who does not agree with your political views, or
posts your photo on facebook without your permission.

My how times have changed!!!

What do YOU use a hammer for?


Removing faucet handles from a well rusted faucet.
Stapling Romex to floor joists.

Those were the one or two I can remember from the
last week or two.

--
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

On Saturday, April 9, 2016 at 6:37:07 AM UTC-4, wrote:
I was raised to believe a hammer was for pounding in nails into lumber,
loosening stuck parts on cars, bending metal, cracking rocks, and other
types of work and repair.

But today, for most everyone under the age of 30, a hammer is a weapon.
Its used to smash the windows out of cars when you hate the car's owner,
used to break into homes to rob them, and most often, it's used to bust
the skulls of anyone who does not agree with your political views, or
posts your photo on facebook without your permission.

My how times have changed!!!

What do YOU use a hammer for?

Yesterday I used a ball peen hammer to tap dowel pegs full of mushroom spawn into some oak logs to start a new mushroom garden in the basement. Most unusual use of late.

Paul

On 4/9/2016 6:04 AM, Pavel314 wrote:
On Saturday, April 9, 2016 at 6:37:07 AM UTC-4, wrote:
I was raised to believe a hammer was for pounding in nails into lumber,
loosening stuck parts on cars, bending metal, cracking rocks, and other
types of work and repair.

But today, for most everyone under the age of 30, a hammer is a weapon.
Its used to smash the windows out of cars when you hate the car's owner,
used to break into homes to rob them, and most often, it's used to bust
the skulls of anyone who does not agree with your political views, or
posts your photo on facebook without your permission.

My how times have changed!!!

What do YOU use a hammer for?

Yesterday I used a ball peen hammer to tap dowel pegs full of mushroom spawn into some oak logs to start a new mushroom garden in the basement. Most unusual use of late.

Paul



Paul is an odd fellow. He lives in a house in the forest. Lonesome
hiker guests to Paul's house get pushed into his mush-roomy basement and
cornholed to death. Their rotting flesh becomes mushroom food. Watch
out for the shrooms!

On Saturday, April 9, 2016 at 7:16:51 AM UTC-5, Joe (not really) wrote:
On 04/09/2016 04:36 AM, wrote:
I was raised to believe a hammer was for pounding in nails into lumber,
loosening stuck parts on cars, bending metal, cracking rocks, and other
types of work and repair.

But today, for most everyone under the age of 30, a hammer is a weapon.
Its used to smash the windows out of cars when you hate the car's owner,
used to break into homes to rob them, and most often, it's used to bust
the skulls of anyone who does not agree with your political views, or
posts your photo on facebook without your permission.

My how times have changed!!!

What do YOU use a hammer for?

Nonsense! People of all ages use hammers.

Meet Mona "The Hammer" Shaw:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...101702359.html

I wonder if she's still alive? o_O

[8~{} Uncle Hammer Monster

On 04/09/2016 04:36 AM, wrote:

[snip]

What do YOU use a hammer for?


The last thing I used a hammer for was driving wooden stakes in the
ground to mark where the gladiolus plants were coming up, so as to avoid
them when mowing.

--
Mark Lloyd
http://notstupid.us/

"I DO want your money, because god wants your money!" [Reverend Larry,
from _Repo_Man_]

On 09 Apr 2016, wrote in alt.home.repair:

But today, for most everyone under the age of 30, a hammer is a
weapon.

No, it's not.

On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 06:46:57 -0700, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

On 4/9/2016 6:04 AM, Pavel314 wrote:
On Saturday, April 9, 2016 at 6:37:07 AM UTC-4,
wrote:
I was raised to believe a hammer was for pounding in nails into
lumber, loosening stuck parts on cars, bending metal, cracking rocks,
and other types of work and repair.

But today, for most everyone under the age of 30, a hammer is a
weapon. Its used to smash the windows out of cars when you hate the
car's owner, used to break into homes to rob them, and most often,
it's used to bust the skulls of anyone who does not agree with your
political views, or posts your photo on facebook without your
permission.

My how times have changed!!!

What do YOU use a hammer for?

Yesterday I used a ball peen hammer to tap dowel pegs full of mushroom
spawn into some oak logs to start a new mushroom garden in the
basement. Most unusual use of late.

Paul



Paul is an odd fellow. He lives in a house in the forest. Lonesome
hiker guests to Paul's house get pushed into his mush-roomy basement and
cornholed to death. Their rotting flesh becomes mushroom food. Watch
out for the shrooms!

Wow. The infection has spread to the Colon-el now it seems. I wonder
where else it's gotten its hooks into random people and turned them extra-
kooky?