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New Federal Law goes into Effect July 1, 2016

Effective July 1, 2016.

All public use restrooms throughout the United States, will be required
to have live video cameras in all restrooms, including a camera in each
stall within these restrooms.

This law, which was passed on March 31, 2016 was enacted to prevent sex
crimes, narcotics, and other criminal conduct inside these restrooms.

Employees of the businesses with these restrooms will be required to
monitor all activity on television terminals connected to these cameras,
and all activity shall be recorded at all times.

Title 40 - Subtitle 11.6 - Chapter 172 - Section 28.0.4



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On Friday, April 1, 2016 at 12:25:06 PM UTC-4, wrote:
New Federal Law goes into Effect July 1, 2016

Effective July 1, 2016.

All public use restrooms throughout the United States, will be required
to have live video cameras in all restrooms, including a camera in each
stall within these restrooms.

This law, which was passed on March 31, 2016 was enacted to prevent sex
crimes, narcotics, and other criminal conduct inside these restrooms.

Employees of the businesses with these restrooms will be required to
monitor all activity on television terminals connected to these cameras,
and all activity shall be recorded at all times.

Title 40 - Subtitle 11.6 - Chapter 172 - Section 28.0.4


Happy April Fool's Day.

Even if it were true, the people monitoring the video feed would
rather poke out their eyes than watch me on the pot.

Cindy Hamilton
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Cindy:

Just a note: Even if this were real, it would mark the
second American revolution - millions of public
restroom users would destroy or remove such cameras
from stalls across the country!
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On 4/1/2016 5:39 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Friday, April 1, 2016 at 12:20:16 PM UTC-5, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Just like we do with traffic cameras, cameras on
poles along the road, and the cameras at stores?

Oh.... maybe not?
.

They burn traffic cameras in Europe and The UK. ^_^

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Traffic camera flambé. That's a real gatso?

I'd like to see the custom extend to USA, some
time. Won't be me, except to smile and watch.

The concept of potty watching seems a bit much,
but who knows how far government will go. Would
potty watching be left or right?

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Uncle Monster wrote: "They burn traffic cameras in Europe and The UK. ^_^ "


What they should be doing here! Wimpy
Americans.
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On 04/01/2016 03:42 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
The concept of potty watching seems a bit much,
but who knows how far government will go. Would
potty watching be left or right?


Right. They want to make sure no one is engaging in the sin on onanism.
The only legitimate use for your pecker is procreation and urination.
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On Friday, April 1, 2016 at 9:43:32 PM UTC-5, rbowman wrote:
On 04/01/2016 03:42 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
The concept of potty watching seems a bit much,
but who knows how far government will go. Would
potty watching be left or right?


Right. They want to make sure no one is engaging in the sin on onanism.
The only legitimate use for your pecker is procreation and urination.


Did you meant type "Oranism"? snicker ^_^

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On 4/1/2016 9:49 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
On Friday, April 1, 2016 at 12:25:06 PM UTC-4, wrote:
New Federal Law goes into Effect July 1, 2016

Effective July 1, 2016.

All public use restrooms throughout the United States, will be required
to have live video cameras in all restrooms, including a camera in each
stall within these restrooms.

This law, which was passed on March 31, 2016 was enacted to prevent sex
crimes, narcotics, and other criminal conduct inside these restrooms.

Employees of the businesses with these restrooms will be required to
monitor all activity on television terminals connected to these cameras,
and all activity shall be recorded at all times.

Title 40 - Subtitle 11.6 - Chapter 172 - Section 28.0.4


Happy April Fool's Day.

Even if it were true, the people monitoring the video feed would
rather poke out their eyes than watch me on the pot.

Cindy Hamilton


Cindy, you gots any scat vids?

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