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Christopher A. Young passed away
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016 at 7:05:59 AM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 1/20/2016 5:10 AM, Dick Phallic wrote: On 01/19/2016 09:20 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote: On 1/19/2016 8:59 PM, 0ren wrote: http://obits.lehighvalleylive.com/ob...?pid=169094334 Rest in peace, Christopher! He may be dead, but he has an internet connection wherever he is. Wi-Fi casket? Internet spamvertisers love a captive audience. Maybe Uncle Monster can teach me a few things about fracking with spammers now that I'm dead, and have some time on my hands? -- . I usually write that I'm replying to them from a mental hospital and tell them that if they will send a million dollars I can get out of the asylum and visit them in person to thank them. The accusations against me that I chopped up and ate people were false because I don't like the taste of human flesh. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Hannibal Monster |
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Christopher A. Young passed away
On 1/21/2016 5:52 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016 at 7:05:59 AM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote: Maybe Uncle Monster can teach me a few things about fracking with spammers now that I'm dead, and have some time on my hands? -- . I usually write that I'm replying to them from a mental hospital and tell them that if they will send a million dollars I can get out of the asylum and visit them in person to thank them. The accusations against me that I chopped up and ate people were false because I don't like the taste of human flesh. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Hannibal Monster That's a good approach. When people call and ask to talk to the manager, I usually can pick up on them being salesmen. I tell em that he is in custody now, stealing from the till. And won't be out on release for a few weeks. I'm Bob, from the temporary agency, and I can't authorize any spending. -- .. Christopher Lying Bob. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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Christopher A. Young passed away
On Thursday, January 21, 2016 at 7:02:46 AM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 1/21/2016 5:52 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, January 20, 2016 at 7:05:59 AM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote: Maybe Uncle Monster can teach me a few things about fracking with spammers now that I'm dead, and have some time on my hands? -- . I usually write that I'm replying to them from a mental hospital and tell them that if they will send a million dollars I can get out of the asylum and visit them in person to thank them. The accusations against me that I chopped up and ate people were false because I don't like the taste of human flesh. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Hannibal Monster That's a good approach. When people call and ask to talk to the manager, I usually can pick up on them being salesmen. I tell em that he is in custody now, stealing from the till. And won't be out on release for a few weeks. I'm Bob, from the temporary agency, and I can't authorize any spending. -- . Next time you get a call from a telepest, speak to them as though you survived a stroke and you have severe aphasia. o_O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oef68YabD0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02w-FsM6tFQ [8~{} Uncle Aphasic Monster |
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Christopher A. Young passed away
On 01/24/2016 11:46 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
Next time you get a call from a telepest, speak to them as though you survived a stroke and you have severe aphasia. o_O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oef68YabD0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02w-FsM6tFQ [8~{} Uncle Aphasic Monster First, subscribe the putterers and then the alter own day ending quickly carburetor ringer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGtxkgu-Cbo |
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Christopher A. Young passed away
Uncle Monster posted for all of us...
On Thursday, January 21, 2016 at 7:02:46 AM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/21/2016 5:52 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Wednesday, January 20, 2016 at 7:05:59 AM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote: Maybe Uncle Monster can teach me a few things about fracking with spammers now that I'm dead, and have some time on my hands? -- . I usually write that I'm replying to them from a mental hospital and tell them that if they will send a million dollars I can get out of the asylum and visit them in person to thank them. The accusations against me that I chopped up and ate people were false because I don't like the taste of human flesh. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Hannibal Monster That's a good approach. When people call and ask to talk to the manager, I usually can pick up on them being salesmen. I tell em that he is in custody now, stealing from the till. And won't be out on release for a few weeks. I'm Bob, from the temporary agency, and I can't authorize any spending. -- . Next time you get a call from a telepest, speak to them as though you survived a stroke and you have severe aphasia. o_O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oef68YabD0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02w-FsM6tFQ [8~{} Uncle Aphasic Monster Wuz dat yu sa? -- Tekkie |
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Christopher A. Young passed away
On 1/24/2016 11:46 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
Next time you get a call from a telepest, speak to them as though you survived a stroke and you have severe aphasia. o_O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oef68YabD0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02w-FsM6tFQ [8~{} Uncle Aphasic Monster I'm happy that the water is working out so well, it is a good thing, to have happy people with water working. Yes, it is truly beautiful, and I'm so happy. Why don't you and I go down to the water, and we can be happy there? -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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