On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 15:53:23 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On a police roadside check, why do they look under the bonnet?
They just kinda glance around while the engine's running (that's once
the silly bugger found my bonnet release - I joked around with his
colleague about his mechanical abilities while the 1st pig became rather irritable).

They want to be sure you haven't hidden the drugz there, Pedro!

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 15:53:23 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On a police roadside check, why do they look under the bonnet?
They just kinda glance around while the engine's running (that's once
the silly bugger found my bonnet release - I joked around with his
colleague about his mechanical abilities while the 1st pig became rather
irritable).

They want to be sure you haven't hidden the drugz there, Pedro!


You know, it's so typical of limeys to use feminine nouns for things, innit?
For example, what red-blooded American would refer to the hood of an auto as
a "bonnet"? My god, I'm so ****ing ashamed!

On Fri, 4 Sep 2015 10:56:00 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese, Ph.D
of Ladyboise, Idaho" wrote:

"NEMO" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 15:53:23 +0100, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On a police roadside check, why do they look under the bonnet?
They just kinda glance around while the engine's running (that's once
the silly bugger found my bonnet release - I joked around with his
colleague about his mechanical abilities while the 1st pig became rather
irritable).

They want to be sure you haven't hidden the drugz there, Pedro!


You know, it's so typical of limeys to use feminine nouns for things, innit?
For example, what red-blooded American would refer to the hood of an auto as
a "bonnet"? My god, I'm so ****ing ashamed!

What is a clitoral hood if not feminine, KKKoloon?

"The Peeler" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 04 Sep 2015 15:10:02 -0700, The Rectum, the resident psychopath of
sci and scj and Usenet's famous sexual cripple, FAKING his time zone again,
farted:


You know, it's so typical of limeys to use feminine nouns for things,
innit?
For example, what red-blooded American would refer to the hood of an auto
as
a "bonnet"? My god, I'm so ****ing ashamed!

What is a clitoral hood if not feminine, KKKoloon?

The only real clit YOU ever saw was when you looked in the mirror!

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the desperate psycho can't SLEEP anymore,
he can't get out of the house anymore,
he got NOBODY to talk to anymore,
he can't **** anymore,
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