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On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote:

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Should have bayoneted the wog.
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On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote:

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Should have bayoneted the wog.


No need to poke his eye out. I bet the guy pooped.

(trained in bayonet fighting
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On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


That will make a guy poop in his pants!

Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot?
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On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote:

On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


That will make a guy poop in his pants!

Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot?


He said don't make me cut you?

Prepare to poop your pant?


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On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 4:58:25 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote:

On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


That will make a guy poop in his pants!

Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot?


He said don't make me cut you?

Prepare to poop your pant?


"Step away from the Queen's Guard."
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On 06/27/2015 03:04 PM, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 4:58:25 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote:

On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


That will make a guy poop in his pants!

Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot?


He said don't make me cut you?

Prepare to poop your pant?


"Step away from the Queen's Guard."



I wonder if they give them real bullets? In the Air Force in
the Seventies, the SP's had .38's but too many shot themselves
(Russian Roulette), so they switch to M16's. Then one of
them shot a bunch of German dogs that tried to eat him on
guard duty and the Air Force had to pay the owner dearly,
so they took their bullets.
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Per T:
Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot?


Not me, but I suspect the soldier was saying to himself: "Touch me,
Pleeeese touch me, Just lay one hand on me.... Pleeeease..."
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On 6/27/2015 5:45 PM, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


That will make a guy poop in his pants!

Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot?


AERNE SEIR ENEOAR ESARKE RO;ASEIR HELNE!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly, my English is lacking.

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On 6/27/2015 3:16 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 13:07:19 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote:

On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


Should have bayoneted the wog.


No need to poke his eye out. I bet the guy pooped.

(trained in bayonet fighting

I'm not subject of Her Majesty. But were I there,
I'd be a bit distant, and very respectful. Those
fellows are serving their government in a manner of
honor and dignity. I respect that.


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On 06/27/2015 04:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 6/27/2015 3:16 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 13:07:19 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote:

On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


Should have bayoneted the wog.


No need to poke his eye out. I bet the guy pooped.

(trained in bayonet fighting

I'm not subject of Her Majesty. But were I there,
I'd be a bit distant, and very respectful. Those
fellows are serving their government in a manner of
honor and dignity. I respect that.


1+

On another note, if the English were to get rid of the
Royals, we would have no royal wedding to watch. Me
personally, my sided hurt laughing over all weird hats!

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On 6/27/2015 7:59 PM, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 04:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
I'm not subject of Her Majesty. But were I there,
I'd be a bit distant, and very respectful. Those
fellows are serving their government in a manner of
honor and dignity. I respect that.


1+

On another note, if the English were to get rid of the
Royals, we would have no royal wedding to watch. Me
personally, my sided hurt laughing over all weird hats!


I heard some where the English find men in womens
clothing (speaking in high voices) to be totally
hysterical. Wonder how they view Klinger?

I'd guess they find some of our antics to be on
the far side of hysterical. Wonder if they like
our Shriners, and other types?

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On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 6:59:47 PM UTC-5, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 04:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 6/27/2015 3:16 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 13:07:19 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote:

On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


Should have bayoneted the wog.

No need to poke his eye out. I bet the guy pooped.

(trained in bayonet fighting

I'm not subject of Her Majesty. But were I there,
I'd be a bit distant, and very respectful. Those
fellows are serving their government in a manner of
honor and dignity. I respect that.


1+

On another note, if the English were to get rid of the
Royals, we would have no royal wedding to watch. Me
personally, my sided hurt laughing over all weird hats!


Are lawyers and judges still wearing white wigs in the courtrooms of England? The Brits seem to like funny headgear. ^_^

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On 06/27/2015 07:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 6:59:47 PM UTC-5, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 04:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 6/27/2015 3:16 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 13:07:19 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote:

On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


Should have bayoneted the wog.

No need to poke his eye out. I bet the guy pooped.

(trained in bayonet fighting

I'm not subject of Her Majesty. But were I there,
I'd be a bit distant, and very respectful. Those
fellows are serving their government in a manner of
honor and dignity. I respect that.


1+

On another note, if the English were to get rid of the
Royals, we would have no royal wedding to watch. Me
personally, my sided hurt laughing over all weird hats!


Are lawyers and judges still wearing white wigs in the courtrooms of England? The Brits seem to like funny headgear. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Hat Monster





They no longer wear the wigs IIRC
but that change came about fairly recently
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On 06/27/2015 05:04 PM, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 4:58:25 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote:

On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


That will make a guy poop in his pants!

Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot?


He said don't make me cut you?

Prepare to poop your pant?


"Step away from the Queen's Guard."





YEP!!!!!


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On 06/27/2015 05:57 PM, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 03:04 PM, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 4:58:25 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote:

On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


That will make a guy poop in his pants!

Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot?

He said don't make me cut you?

Prepare to poop your pant?


"Step away from the Queen's Guard."



I wonder if they give them real bullets? In the Air Force in
the Seventies, the SP's had .38's but too many shot themselves
(Russian Roulette), so they switch to M16's. Then one of
them shot a bunch of German dogs that tried to eat him on
guard duty and the Air Force had to pay the owner dearly,
so they took their bullets.




According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would
not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected.


I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd
normally just carry a single round.
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On 06/27/2015 07:40 PM, philo wrote:
On 06/27/2015 05:57 PM, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 03:04 PM, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 4:58:25 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote:

On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU


That will make a guy poop in his pants!

Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot?

He said don't make me cut you?

Prepare to poop your pant?

"Step away from the Queen's Guard."



I wonder if they give them real bullets? In the Air Force in
the Seventies, the SP's had .38's but too many shot themselves
(Russian Roulette), so they switch to M16's. Then one of
them shot a bunch of German dogs that tried to eat him on
guard duty and the Air Force had to pay the owner dearly,
so they took their bullets.




According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would
not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected.


I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd
normally just carry a single round.


I would have been tempted to bring some of my own
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On 6/27/2015 10:40 PM, philo wrote:
According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would
not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected.


I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd
normally just carry a single round.


Hmm. Barney Fife comes to mind... hang on
Andy, while I get my bullet!

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On 6/27/2015 11:52 PM, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 07:40 PM, philo wrote:

I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd
normally just carry a single round.


I would have been tempted to bring some of my own


Wonder if unit NCO would search the guys
like TSA does to us, now?

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Per T:
Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot?


Not me, but I suspect the soldier was saying to himself: "Touch me,
Pleeeese touch me, Just lay one hand on me.... Pleeeease..."


Not always. Throw and orange at me and see what happens...

Try to bite me and you will bleed BTDT


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On 06/28/2015 04:33 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 6/27/2015 10:40 PM, philo wrote:
According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would
not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected.


I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd
normally just carry a single round.


Hmm. Barney Fife comes to mind... hang on
Andy, while I get my bullet!


You know what. I don't care about the German's dogs. They treed
our SP and he was genuinely afraid for his person. The Air
Force should have never paid off the guy. Instead they should
have threatened to take him to civil court for attacking our
guy with his dogs. And the Air Force should have certainly not
taken away their bullets to keep from killing any more dogs.
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T wrote in :

On 06/28/2015 04:33 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 6/27/2015 10:40 PM, philo wrote:
According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would
not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected.


I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd
normally just carry a single round.


Hmm. Barney Fife comes to mind... hang on
Andy, while I get my bullet!


You know what. I don't care about the German's dogs. They treed
our SP and he was genuinely afraid for his person. The Air
Force should have never paid off the guy. Instead they should
have threatened to take him to civil court for attacking our
guy with his dogs. And the Air Force should have certainly not
taken away their bullets to keep from killing any more dogs.


Yes, the Air Force of a nation with balls would have done that, but the
U.S. is a bunch of pussies now with a government run by darkies. (test: If
you know anyone in a Federal Civil Service job, ask them what percentage of
supervisors are black females and what percentage white)
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Oren:

The guy was OK - until he put his hand on the guard's
shoulder. If he had just marched along side him a
couple laps and then walked away, that would never
have happened.
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On 06/29/2015 05:04 AM, Zak W wrote:
T wrote in :

On 06/28/2015 04:33 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 6/27/2015 10:40 PM, philo wrote:
According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would
not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected.


I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd
normally just carry a single round.

Hmm. Barney Fife comes to mind... hang on
Andy, while I get my bullet!


You know what. I don't care about the German's dogs. They treed
our SP and he was genuinely afraid for his person. The Air
Force should have never paid off the guy. Instead they should
have threatened to take him to civil court for attacking our
guy with his dogs. And the Air Force should have certainly not
taken away their bullets to keep from killing any more dogs.


Yes, the Air Force of a nation with balls would have done that, but the
U.S. is a bunch of pussies now with a government run by darkies. (test: If
you know anyone in a Federal Civil Service job, ask them what percentage of
supervisors are black females and what percentage white)


Wussies, yes. Unbelievable bad judgment, yes. Left wing
lunatic fringe, yes. Pansies ...

"darkies", I don't care about as long as they are American.
Their blood is the same color as mine. I have worn the uniform
along side all colors. Some I have liked; some I have not.
That is life.

And our civil service should be merit based and color blind.
Preferential treatment in any direction is un-American.


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On Monday, June 29, 2015 at 1:35:01 PM UTC-5, T wrote:
On 06/29/2015 05:04 AM, Zak W wrote:
T wrote in :

On 06/28/2015 04:33 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 6/27/2015 10:40 PM, philo wrote:
According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would
not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected.


I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd
normally just carry a single round.

Hmm. Barney Fife comes to mind... hang on
Andy, while I get my bullet!


You know what. I don't care about the German's dogs. They treed
our SP and he was genuinely afraid for his person. The Air
Force should have never paid off the guy. Instead they should
have threatened to take him to civil court for attacking our
guy with his dogs. And the Air Force should have certainly not
taken away their bullets to keep from killing any more dogs.


Yes, the Air Force of a nation with balls would have done that, but the
U.S. is a bunch of pussies now with a government run by darkies. (test: If
you know anyone in a Federal Civil Service job, ask them what percentage of
supervisors are black females and what percentage white)


Wussies, yes. Unbelievable bad judgment, yes. Left wing
lunatic fringe, yes. Pansies ...

"darkies", I don't care about as long as they are American.
Their blood is the same color as mine. I have worn the uniform
along side all colors. Some I have liked; some I have not.
That is life.

And our civil service should be merit based and color blind.
Preferential treatment in any direction is un-American.


As I remember, what we call Affirmative Action in The U.S. is called Positive Discrimination in England. One of the policies appears to have been given a more correct name. O_o

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On Mon, 29 Jun 2015 21:01:57 -0500, "Dean Hoffman"
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I saw these guys in the 70's when I traveled through
England (the food sucked). They stand so still they
could be statues. I don't see how they keep from
passing out from lack of circulation.


Must be at least half tough even by military standards. Then there are
the guys at Arlington: http://tinyurl.com/ocxekf9


If people get a chance, they should visit Arlington, The Lee home,
Arlington Cemetery and Changing of the Guards.

Great.
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