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Don't harass the Queen's Guard
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On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU Should have bayoneted the wog. |
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On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 13:07:19 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote: On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU Should have bayoneted the wog. No need to poke his eye out. I bet the guy pooped. (trained in bayonet fighting |
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On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU That will make a guy poop in his pants! Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot? |
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On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU That will make a guy poop in his pants! Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot? He said don't make me cut you? Prepare to poop your pant? |
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On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 4:58:25 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote: On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU That will make a guy poop in his pants! Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot? He said don't make me cut you? Prepare to poop your pant? "Step away from the Queen's Guard." |
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On 06/27/2015 03:04 PM, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 4:58:25 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote: On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote: On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU That will make a guy poop in his pants! Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot? He said don't make me cut you? Prepare to poop your pant? "Step away from the Queen's Guard." I wonder if they give them real bullets? In the Air Force in the Seventies, the SP's had .38's but too many shot themselves (Russian Roulette), so they switch to M16's. Then one of them shot a bunch of German dogs that tried to eat him on guard duty and the Air Force had to pay the owner dearly, so they took their bullets. |
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Per T:
Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot? Not me, but I suspect the soldier was saying to himself: "Touch me, Pleeeese touch me, Just lay one hand on me.... Pleeeease..." -- Pete Cresswell |
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On 6/27/2015 5:45 PM, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU That will make a guy poop in his pants! Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot? AERNE SEIR ENEOAR ESARKE RO;ASEIR HELNE!!!!!!!!!! Sadly, my English is lacking. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 6/27/2015 3:16 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 13:07:19 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU Should have bayoneted the wog. No need to poke his eye out. I bet the guy pooped. (trained in bayonet fighting I'm not subject of Her Majesty. But were I there, I'd be a bit distant, and very respectful. Those fellows are serving their government in a manner of honor and dignity. I respect that. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 06/27/2015 04:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 6/27/2015 3:16 PM, Oren wrote: On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 13:07:19 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU Should have bayoneted the wog. No need to poke his eye out. I bet the guy pooped. (trained in bayonet fighting I'm not subject of Her Majesty. But were I there, I'd be a bit distant, and very respectful. Those fellows are serving their government in a manner of honor and dignity. I respect that. 1+ On another note, if the English were to get rid of the Royals, we would have no royal wedding to watch. Me personally, my sided hurt laughing over all weird hats! |
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On 6/27/2015 7:59 PM, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 04:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote: I'm not subject of Her Majesty. But were I there, I'd be a bit distant, and very respectful. Those fellows are serving their government in a manner of honor and dignity. I respect that. 1+ On another note, if the English were to get rid of the Royals, we would have no royal wedding to watch. Me personally, my sided hurt laughing over all weird hats! I heard some where the English find men in womens clothing (speaking in high voices) to be totally hysterical. Wonder how they view Klinger? I'd guess they find some of our antics to be on the far side of hysterical. Wonder if they like our Shriners, and other types? - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 6:59:47 PM UTC-5, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 04:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 6/27/2015 3:16 PM, Oren wrote: On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 13:07:19 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU Should have bayoneted the wog. No need to poke his eye out. I bet the guy pooped. (trained in bayonet fighting I'm not subject of Her Majesty. But were I there, I'd be a bit distant, and very respectful. Those fellows are serving their government in a manner of honor and dignity. I respect that. 1+ On another note, if the English were to get rid of the Royals, we would have no royal wedding to watch. Me personally, my sided hurt laughing over all weird hats! Are lawyers and judges still wearing white wigs in the courtrooms of England? The Brits seem to like funny headgear. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Hat Monster |
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On 06/27/2015 07:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 6:59:47 PM UTC-5, T wrote: On 06/27/2015 04:49 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 6/27/2015 3:16 PM, Oren wrote: On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 13:07:19 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: On 6/27/2015 12:53 PM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU Should have bayoneted the wog. No need to poke his eye out. I bet the guy pooped. (trained in bayonet fighting I'm not subject of Her Majesty. But were I there, I'd be a bit distant, and very respectful. Those fellows are serving their government in a manner of honor and dignity. I respect that. 1+ On another note, if the English were to get rid of the Royals, we would have no royal wedding to watch. Me personally, my sided hurt laughing over all weird hats! Are lawyers and judges still wearing white wigs in the courtrooms of England? The Brits seem to like funny headgear. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Hat Monster They no longer wear the wigs IIRC but that change came about fairly recently |
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On 06/27/2015 05:04 PM, bob_villa wrote:
On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 4:58:25 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote: On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote: On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU That will make a guy poop in his pants! Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot? He said don't make me cut you? Prepare to poop your pant? "Step away from the Queen's Guard." YEP!!!!! |
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On 06/27/2015 05:57 PM, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 03:04 PM, bob_villa wrote: On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 4:58:25 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote: On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote: On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU That will make a guy poop in his pants! Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot? He said don't make me cut you? Prepare to poop your pant? "Step away from the Queen's Guard." I wonder if they give them real bullets? In the Air Force in the Seventies, the SP's had .38's but too many shot themselves (Russian Roulette), so they switch to M16's. Then one of them shot a bunch of German dogs that tried to eat him on guard duty and the Air Force had to pay the owner dearly, so they took their bullets. According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected. I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd normally just carry a single round. |
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On 06/27/2015 07:40 PM, philo wrote:
On 06/27/2015 05:57 PM, T wrote: On 06/27/2015 03:04 PM, bob_villa wrote: On Saturday, June 27, 2015 at 4:58:25 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote: On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 14:45:17 -0700, T wrote: On 06/27/2015 09:53 AM, Oren wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQCSWPFnjbU That will make a guy poop in his pants! Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot? He said don't make me cut you? Prepare to poop your pant? "Step away from the Queen's Guard." I wonder if they give them real bullets? In the Air Force in the Seventies, the SP's had .38's but too many shot themselves (Russian Roulette), so they switch to M16's. Then one of them shot a bunch of German dogs that tried to eat him on guard duty and the Air Force had to pay the owner dearly, so they took their bullets. According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected. I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd normally just carry a single round. I would have been tempted to bring some of my own |
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On 6/27/2015 10:40 PM, philo wrote:
According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected. I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd normally just carry a single round. Hmm. Barney Fife comes to mind... hang on Andy, while I get my bullet! - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 6/27/2015 11:52 PM, T wrote:
On 06/27/2015 07:40 PM, philo wrote: I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd normally just carry a single round. I would have been tempted to bring some of my own Wonder if unit NCO would search the guys like TSA does to us, now? - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On Sat, 27 Jun 2015 19:37:40 -0400, "(PeteCresswell)"
wrote: Per T: Anyone figure out what the soldier said to the idiot? Not me, but I suspect the soldier was saying to himself: "Touch me, Pleeeese touch me, Just lay one hand on me.... Pleeeease..." Not always. Throw and orange at me and see what happens... Try to bite me and you will bleed BTDT |
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On 06/28/2015 04:33 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 6/27/2015 10:40 PM, philo wrote: According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected. I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd normally just carry a single round. Hmm. Barney Fife comes to mind... hang on Andy, while I get my bullet! You know what. I don't care about the German's dogs. They treed our SP and he was genuinely afraid for his person. The Air Force should have never paid off the guy. Instead they should have threatened to take him to civil court for attacking our guy with his dogs. And the Air Force should have certainly not taken away their bullets to keep from killing any more dogs. |
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T wrote in :
On 06/28/2015 04:33 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 6/27/2015 10:40 PM, philo wrote: According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected. I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd normally just carry a single round. Hmm. Barney Fife comes to mind... hang on Andy, while I get my bullet! You know what. I don't care about the German's dogs. They treed our SP and he was genuinely afraid for his person. The Air Force should have never paid off the guy. Instead they should have threatened to take him to civil court for attacking our guy with his dogs. And the Air Force should have certainly not taken away their bullets to keep from killing any more dogs. Yes, the Air Force of a nation with balls would have done that, but the U.S. is a bunch of pussies now with a government run by darkies. (test: If you know anyone in a Federal Civil Service job, ask them what percentage of supervisors are black females and what percentage white) |
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Oren:
The guy was OK - until he put his hand on the guard's shoulder. If he had just marched along side him a couple laps and then walked away, that would never have happened. |
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On Mon, 29 Jun 2015 05:10:07 -0700 (PDT),
wrote: Oren: The guy was OK - until he put his hand on the guard's shoulder. If he had just marched along side him a couple laps and then walked away, that would never have happened. Thanks for noticing. People don't put hands on me. Maybe I would have knocked the guy's teeth out with the butt stock. All before a diagonal slice across the chest. |
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On 06/29/2015 05:04 AM, Zak W wrote:
T wrote in : On 06/28/2015 04:33 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 6/27/2015 10:40 PM, philo wrote: According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected. I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd normally just carry a single round. Hmm. Barney Fife comes to mind... hang on Andy, while I get my bullet! You know what. I don't care about the German's dogs. They treed our SP and he was genuinely afraid for his person. The Air Force should have never paid off the guy. Instead they should have threatened to take him to civil court for attacking our guy with his dogs. And the Air Force should have certainly not taken away their bullets to keep from killing any more dogs. Yes, the Air Force of a nation with balls would have done that, but the U.S. is a bunch of pussies now with a government run by darkies. (test: If you know anyone in a Federal Civil Service job, ask them what percentage of supervisors are black females and what percentage white) Wussies, yes. Unbelievable bad judgment, yes. Left wing lunatic fringe, yes. Pansies ... "darkies", I don't care about as long as they are American. Their blood is the same color as mine. I have worn the uniform along side all colors. Some I have liked; some I have not. That is life. And our civil service should be merit based and color blind. Preferential treatment in any direction is un-American. |
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On 06/29/2015 11:33 AM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jun 2015 05:10:07 -0700 (PDT), wrote: Oren: The guy was OK - until he put his hand on the guard's shoulder. If he had just marched along side him a couple laps and then walked away, that would never have happened. Thanks for noticing. People don't put hands on me. Maybe I would have knocked the guy's teeth out with the butt stock. All before a diagonal slice across the chest. I saw these guys in the 70's when I traveled through England (the food sucked). They stand so still they could be statues. I don't see how they keep from passing out from lack of circulation. |
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On Mon, 29 Jun 2015 13:36:58 -0500, T wrote:
On 06/29/2015 11:33 AM, Oren wrote: On Mon, 29 Jun 2015 05:10:07 -0700 (PDT), wrote: Oren: The guy was OK - until he put his hand on the guard's shoulder. If he had just marched along side him a couple laps and then walked away, that would never have happened. Thanks for noticing. People don't put hands on me. Maybe I would have knocked the guy's teeth out with the butt stock. All before a diagonal slice across the chest. I saw these guys in the 70's when I traveled through England (the food sucked). They stand so still they could be statues. I don't see how they keep from passing out from lack of circulation. Must be at least half tough even by military standards. Then there are the guys at Arlington: http://tinyurl.com/ocxekf9 -- Using Opera's mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/ |
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On Monday, June 29, 2015 at 1:35:01 PM UTC-5, T wrote:
On 06/29/2015 05:04 AM, Zak W wrote: T wrote in : On 06/28/2015 04:33 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote: On 6/27/2015 10:40 PM, philo wrote: According to the 3 seconds of research I did, the Queen's guard would not normally have ammunition unless trouble were expected. I know that when I was in the Army on *non-combat* guard duty we'd normally just carry a single round. Hmm. Barney Fife comes to mind... hang on Andy, while I get my bullet! You know what. I don't care about the German's dogs. They treed our SP and he was genuinely afraid for his person. The Air Force should have never paid off the guy. Instead they should have threatened to take him to civil court for attacking our guy with his dogs. And the Air Force should have certainly not taken away their bullets to keep from killing any more dogs. Yes, the Air Force of a nation with balls would have done that, but the U.S. is a bunch of pussies now with a government run by darkies. (test: If you know anyone in a Federal Civil Service job, ask them what percentage of supervisors are black females and what percentage white) Wussies, yes. Unbelievable bad judgment, yes. Left wing lunatic fringe, yes. Pansies ... "darkies", I don't care about as long as they are American. Their blood is the same color as mine. I have worn the uniform along side all colors. Some I have liked; some I have not. That is life. And our civil service should be merit based and color blind. Preferential treatment in any direction is un-American. As I remember, what we call Affirmative Action in The U.S. is called Positive Discrimination in England. One of the policies appears to have been given a more correct name. O_o [8~{} Uncle Correct Monster |
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On Monday, June 29, 2015 at 9:02:14 PM UTC-5, Dean Hoffman wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jun 2015 13:36:58 -0500, T wrote: On 06/29/2015 11:33 AM, Oren wrote: On Mon, 29 Jun 2015 05:10:07 -0700 (PDT), wrote: Oren: The guy was OK - until he put his hand on the guard's shoulder. If he had just marched along side him a couple laps and then walked away, that would never have happened. Thanks for noticing. People don't put hands on me. Maybe I would have knocked the guy's teeth out with the butt stock. All before a diagonal slice across the chest. I saw these guys in the 70's when I traveled through England (the food sucked). They stand so still they could be statues. I don't see how they keep from passing out from lack of circulation. Must be at least half tough even by military standards. Then there are the guys at Arlington: http://tinyurl.com/ocxekf9 -- My parents were both in the Army during WWII and both are buried at Arlington. [8~{} Uncle Memorial Monster |
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On Mon, 29 Jun 2015 21:01:57 -0500, "Dean Hoffman"
wrote: I saw these guys in the 70's when I traveled through England (the food sucked). They stand so still they could be statues. I don't see how they keep from passing out from lack of circulation. Must be at least half tough even by military standards. Then there are the guys at Arlington: http://tinyurl.com/ocxekf9 If people get a chance, they should visit Arlington, The Lee home, Arlington Cemetery and Changing of the Guards. Great. |
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