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Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest
jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... -- The size of my ****s has been greatly appreciated. |
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On 6/6/2015 11:05 AM, Col. Edmund Burke wrote:
Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... ting |
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"Bill (not Jillians)" wrote in message
... On 6/6/2015 11:05 AM, Col. Edmund Burke wrote: Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... ting Ting? Sounds like yer cockring fell off? LOL That oughta get Miss Recktum's attenshion. After all, he/she is a ****ing whore! |
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On Sat, 6 Jun 2015 08:05:22 -0700, "Col. Edmund Burke" wrote:
Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... Sounds like you need to get a nice, deep, cedar bucket like us sensible folks. -- Sir Gregory |
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"NEMO" wrote in message
... On 6/6/2015 8:05 AM, Col. Edmund Burke wrote: Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... Congratulations, Coloon! A dump well done! LOLOK You ARE a dump! You LIVE in a dump, and you EAT ****. That aboot sums thangs up for you. LOL |
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says... Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... I ate too many cherries a few days ago, and has a similar experience... except without the hemorrhoids, because I don't take it in the ass like "some" people. -- Checkmate The most widely-read author in AUK "Usenet, without a net!" (TM) KotAGoR XXXIV AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001 Copyright © 2015 all rights reserved |
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says... "NEMO" wrote in message ... On 6/6/2015 8:05 AM, Col. Edmund Burke wrote: Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... Congratulations, Coloon! A dump well done! LOLOK You ARE a dump! You LIVE in a dump, and you EAT ****. That aboot sums thangs up for you. LOL WOW! You sure put HIM in his place, Kernel. That's the way I would have dressed down an insubordinate subordinate in Nam! -- Checkmate The most widely-read author in AUK "Usenet, without a net!" (TM) KotAGoR XXXIV AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001 Copyright © 2015 all rights reserved |
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On Sat, 6 Jun 2015 11:14:02 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
In article , says... Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... I ate too many cherries a few days ago, and has a similar experience... except without the hemorrhoids, because I don't take it in the ass like "some" people. So, you're an oral kinda guy. Good for you!!! |
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On Sat, 6 Jun 2015 11:21:02 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
In article , says... "NEMO" wrote in message ... On 6/6/2015 8:05 AM, Col. Edmund Burke wrote: Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... Congratulations, Coloon! A dump well done! LOLOK You ARE a dump! You LIVE in a dump, and you EAT ****. That aboot sums thangs up for you. LOL WOW! You sure put HIM in his place, Kernel. That's the way I would have dressed down an insubordinate subordinate in Nam! Wow, I never knew there was any such thing as an E-1/2 LOL! |
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"Checkmate" wrote in message
.. . In article , says... "NEMO" wrote in message ... On 6/6/2015 8:05 AM, Col. Edmund Burke wrote: Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... Congratulations, Coloon! A dump well done! LOLOK You ARE a dump! You LIVE in a dump, and you EAT ****. That aboot sums thangs up for you. LOL WOW! You sure put HIM in his place, Kernel. That's the way I would have dressed down an insubordinate subordinate in Nam! -- Checkmate The most widely-read author in AUK "Usenet, without a net!" (TM) KotAGoR XXXIV AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001 Copyright © 2015 all rights reserved YOU WERE NEVER IN NAM, YOU PANTIWASTE! LOL |
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"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." wrote in message
... On Sat, 6 Jun 2015 11:14:02 -0700, Checkmate wrote: In article , says... Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... I ate too many cherries a few days ago, and has a similar experience... except without the hemorrhoids, because I don't take it in the ass like "some" people. So, you're an oral kinda guy. Good for you!!! LOL! |
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says... "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." wrote in message ... On Sat, 6 Jun 2015 11:14:02 -0700, Checkmate wrote: In article , says... Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... I ate too many cherries a few days ago, and has a similar experience... except without the hemorrhoids, because I don't take it in the ass like "some" people. So, you're an oral kinda guy. Good for you!!! LOL! Don't encourage him. -- Checkmate The most widely-read author in AUK "Usenet, without a net!" (TM) KotAGoR XXXIV AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001 Copyright © 2015 all rights reserved |
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In article ,
says... "Checkmate" wrote in message .. . In article , says... "NEMO" wrote in message ... On 6/6/2015 8:05 AM, Col. Edmund Burke wrote: Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water. Discuss...................... Congratulations, Coloon! A dump well done! LOLOK You ARE a dump! You LIVE in a dump, and you EAT ****. That aboot sums thangs up for you. LOL WOW! You sure put HIM in his place, Kernel. That's the way I would have dressed down an insubordinate subordinate in Nam! -- Checkmate The most widely-read author in AUK "Usenet, without a net!" (TM) KotAGoR XXXIV AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001 Copyright © 2015 all rights reserved YOU WERE NEVER IN NAM, YOU PANTIWASTE! LOL Yer damned right I was! I even knew about Obesitol, and YOU DIDN'T, because YER A RUBE! -- Checkmate The most widely-read author in AUK "Usenet, without a net!" (TM) KotAGoR XXXIV AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001 Copyright © 2015 all rights reserved |
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On 6/7/2015 9:20 AM, Col. Edmund Burke wrote:
Remember, I am a world-class wannabe. Fixed it for ya, cornhole. |
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