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Had 'em fer breakfast.......... It wasn't long before I felt the slightest
jab at my innards. Within ten minutes I was ****ting like a Xmas goose, my
hemorrhoids lapping at the murky toilet water.

Discuss......................

I ate too many cherries a few days ago, and has a similar experience...
except without the hemorrhoids, because I don't take it in the ass like
"some" people.

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