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I'm trying to arrange a carpool, or better yet a convoy, from Baltimore
to Texas.

I have a car, but it's not big enough to carry enough supplies, MREs,
tents, camp stoves, lanterns, canteens, pots, pans, dishes, ammunition.

Will share driving and cost of gas.

Anyone north or east of me can stop in Baltimore and pick me up, or I
will go south or west to meet you, but then you will be responsible for
getting most of the provisions above, because like I say, they won't fit
in my car.

We cannot let the federal government take over Texas, as I hear it plans
to do this summer as part of the multi-state special forces maneuvers.
Remember the Alamo.
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On 05/11/2015 03:54 AM, micky wrote:


Remember the Alamo.




Thanks for the reminder, I keep forgetting the Alamo.


BTW: A real honest to God Texan has granted me honorary "Texan" status
by virtue of me being stationed there during part of my stint in the Army.
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On 5/11/2015 4:54 AM, micky wrote:
I'm trying to arrange a carpool, or better yet a convoy, from Baltimore
to Texas.

I have a car, but it's not big enough to carry enough supplies, MREs,
tents, camp stoves, lanterns, canteens, pots, pans, dishes, ammunition.


My guess, Texas has enough guns and ammo.
Of course, if you can contact someone there,
you might be able to Fed Ex of United States
Mail some of the equipment. Just label the
boxes "Revolutionary Supplies" and they be
properly handled.

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On 5/11/2015 3:54 AM, micky wrote:
I'm trying to arrange a carpool, or better yet a convoy, from Baltimore
to Texas.

I have a car, but it's not big enough to carry enough supplies, MREs,
tents, camp stoves, lanterns, canteens, pots, pans, dishes, ammunition.

Will share driving and cost of gas.

Anyone north or east of me can stop in Baltimore and pick me up, or I
will go south or west to meet you, but then you will be responsible for
getting most of the provisions above, because like I say, they won't fit
in my car.

We cannot let the federal government take over Texas, as I hear it plans
to do this summer as part of the multi-state special forces maneuvers.
Remember the Alamo.


DERP ALERT!!

And to think, fools like micky actually vote.
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On 5/11/2015 3:54 AM, micky wrote:
I'm trying to arrange a carpool, or better yet a convoy, from Baltimore
to Texas.

I have a car, but it's not big enough to carry enough supplies, MREs,
tents, camp stoves, lanterns, canteens, pots, pans, dishes, ammunition.

Will share driving and cost of gas.

Anyone north or east of me can stop in Baltimore and pick me up, or I
will go south or west to meet you, but then you will be responsible for
getting most of the provisions above, because like I say, they won't fit
in my car.

We cannot let the federal government take over Texas, as I hear it plans
to do this summer as part of the multi-state special forces maneuvers.
Remember the Alamo.


DERP ALERT!!

And to think, fools like micky actually vote.


And to think, some people select a name for themselves that is the same as one of "The Three Stooges" 8-)

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On Mon, 11 May 2015 11:56:23 -0500, Moe DeLoughan
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And to think, fools like micky actually vote.


More seriously is you vote the same way micky does. Dumb.
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On Mon, 11 May 2015 07:16:28 -0400, Stormin Mormon
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My guess, Texas has enough guns and ammo.


Bad guess. A man can never have enough guns, ammo and dry powder.

Of course, if you can contact someone there,
you might be able to Fed Ex of United States
Mail some of the equipment. Just label the
boxes "Revolutionary Supplies" and they be
properly handled.


Bad idea again. Stick your neck out and it might suffer.
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On 5/11/2015 4:54 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 11 May 2015 07:16:28 -0400, Stormin Mormon
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My guess, Texas has enough guns and ammo.


Bad guess. A man can never have enough guns, ammo and dry powder.

Of course, if you can contact someone there,
you might be able to Fed Ex of United States
Mail some of the equipment. Just label the
boxes "Revolutionary Supplies" and they be
properly handled.


Bad idea again. Stick your neck out and it might suffer.


A word you may find useful: SAR'-chasm



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A word you may find useful: SAR'-chasm


Oh. In a sentence. Fat boys fart and pretty girls sing.

Thanks.
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On Mon, 11 May 2015 05:04:47 -0500, philo wrote:

On 05/11/2015 03:54 AM, micky wrote:


Remember the Alamo.




Thanks for the reminder, I keep forgetting the Alamo.


It's an ongoing problem.

BTW: A real honest to God Texan has granted me honorary "Texan" status
by virtue of me being stationed there during part of my stint in the Army.




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And to think, fools like micky actually vote.


More seriously is you vote the same way micky does. Dumb.


not to mention we don't need no ****in yankees help,
specially from baltimore.
trust me when I say we gotz plenty of ammo here and enough
bubbas to use it


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On Mon, 11 May 2015 04:54:35 -0400, micky
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I'm trying to arrange a carpool, or better yet a convoy, from Baltimore
to Texas.

I have a car, but it's not big enough to carry enough supplies, MREs,
tents, camp stoves, lanterns, canteens, pots, pans, dishes, ammunition.

Will share driving and cost of gas.

Anyone north or east of me can stop in Baltimore and pick me up, or I
will go south or west to meet you, but then you will be responsible for
getting most of the provisions above, because like I say, they won't fit
in my car.

We cannot let the federal government take over Texas, as I hear it plans
to do this summer as part of the multi-state special forces maneuvers.
Remember the Alamo.


This takes the cake for being one of the dumbest posts I ever read on
here.

Just buy or lease a large van or bus, or pull a trailer....


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I'm trying to arrange a carpool, or better yet a convoy, from Baltimore
to Texas.

I have a car, but it's not big enough to carry enough supplies, MREs,
tents, camp stoves, lanterns, canteens, pots, pans, dishes, ammunition.

Will share driving and cost of gas.

Anyone north or east of me can stop in Baltimore and pick me up, or I
will go south or west to meet you, but then you will be responsible for
getting most of the provisions above, because like I say, they won't fit
in my car.

We cannot let the federal government take over Texas, as I hear it plans
to do this summer as part of the multi-state special forces maneuvers.
Remember the Alamo.


I think the trip should be reversed. Texas can/will take care of itself.
Baltimore needs a lot of cleaning out.

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