Happy Mother's Day for any of you out there who qualify!

If you're not sure if you qualify, you MUST have both BREASTS and
CHILDREN!

On Sunday, May 10, 2015 at 3:34:21 PM UTC-5, wrote:
Happy Mother's Day for any of you out there who qualify!

If you're not sure if you qualify, you MUST have both BREASTS and
CHILDREN!

Jerry, I'm sure there are wonderful mother's who never breast-fed, have one or no breasts! God Bless our mothers!

On Sunday, May 10, 2015 at 3:34:21 PM UTC-5, wrote:
Happy Mother's Day for any of you out there who qualify!

If you're not sure if you qualify, you MUST have both BREASTS and
CHILDREN!

You can't leave out Gays and Transgender mothers. That would be racist. snicker 8-)

[8~{} Uncle Happy Monster

On Sun, 10 May 2015 13:41:26 -0700 (PDT), bob_villa
wrote:

On Sunday, May 10, 2015 at 3:34:21 PM UTC-5, wrote:
Happy Mother's Day for any of you out there who qualify!

If you're not sure if you qualify, you MUST have both BREASTS and
CHILDREN!

Jerry, I'm sure there are wonderful mother's who never breast-fed, have one or
no breasts! God Bless our mothers!

You do have a valid point. After posting I was sure someone would
mention "Man Boobs", and ask if they qualify.

The mother I praised the most today is a horse mare in my barn. She had
a foal one week ago, and he was born premature. That mare and myself
have worked around the clock all week to keep that foal alive, and we
are succeeding. I could not ask for a more cooperative and sensible
mother horse. Together we make a perfect team. I have grown very fond of
her this week, and since my own mother is no longer here, I choose this
mare to be the "mother of the day". Especially since this is her first,
and she is only 3 years old herself. God bless her, and all the
wonderful mothers, whether they are human or animals.

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Happy Mother's Day for any of you out there who qualify!
If you're not sure if you qualify, you MUST have both BREASTS and
CHILDREN!


How about the ones who gots only one titty?
Do they count?

On 5/10/2015 4:29 PM, wrote:
Happy Mother's Day for any of you out there who qualify!

If you're not sure if you qualify, you MUST have both BREASTS and
CHILDREN!

Bruce Jenner qualifies.

On Mon, 11 May 2015 12:02:17 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote:

If you're not sure if you qualify, you MUST have both BREASTS and
CHILDREN!

Bruce Jenner qualifies.

Because he is Republican, he started a war against women

On 5/11/2015 12:33 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 11 May 2015 12:02:17 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote:

If you're not sure if you qualify, you MUST have both BREASTS and
CHILDREN!

Bruce Jenner qualifies.

Because he is Republican, he started a war against women


It was a shocker to learn that.

On Mon, 11 May 2015 12:35:30 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote:

On 5/11/2015 12:33 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 11 May 2015 12:02:17 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote:

If you're not sure if you qualify, you MUST have both BREASTS and
CHILDREN!

Bruce Jenner qualifies.

Because he is Republican, he started a war against women


It was a shocker to learn that.

It does seem to be a queer thing. Something is in the water supply
out there - just across the border with Nevada.

Grand kids have a differnt grandmother? What a ****ed up program they
have.