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I'm soaking pinto beans.
Later I'll be putting said beans into my pressure cooker.
Later still I'll be eating them.
Finally, I'll be farting A LOT.


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I'm soaking pinto beans.
Later I'll be putting said beans into my pressure cooker.
Later still I'll be eating them.
Finally, I'll be farting A LOT.



Cook them uopside down that way ypu only get the hickups


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I'm soaking pinto beans.
Later I'll be putting said beans into my pressure cooker.
Later still I'll be eating them.
Finally, I'll be farting A LOT.


Your voice has changed but your breath smells the same...

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