WARNING TO ALL!
 

I'm soaking pinto beans.
Later I'll be putting said beans into my pressure cooker.
Later still I'll be eating them.
Finally, I'll be farting A LOT.

WARNING TO ALL!
 

"Col. Edmund Burke" wrote in message
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I'm soaking pinto beans.
Later I'll be putting said beans into my pressure cooker.
Later still I'll be eating them.
Finally, I'll be farting A LOT.


Cook them uopside down that way ypu only get the hickups

WARNING TO ALL! Breath mints
 

Col. Edmund Burke posted for all of us...



I'm soaking pinto beans.
Later I'll be putting said beans into my pressure cooker.
Later still I'll be eating them.
Finally, I'll be farting A LOT.

Your voice has changed but your breath smells the same...

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