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Gun assholes shooting up FORT HOOD again
On Sat, 05 Apr 2014 13:41:23 -0700, Todd wrote:
On 04/05/2014 12:56 PM, Oren wrote: We have more NCO's than ever that have lead troops in war. Hi Oren, While I was in Germany, a Soviet General defected. He said that every (American) NCO was a general. And that our troops kept operating without our officers. In the Soviet Army, if their office got killed, their soldiers would just sit down. I was there in '71. Near the Czechoslovakia border we could lob in some artillery rounds, but it wasn't necessary. The commie reds were just miles from us. Made sense to me. We always operated better when we got those meddling, incompetent, taxi cab driver reject, yo-yos out of our hair Trust me, I was a nightmare for those 2nd Lieutenants, fresh out of OCS school. Made one salute me with his left hand. A block later, he figured it out. He had the nerve to try and yell at me. LMAO -- Army Mechanized Infantry Artillery |
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Todd wrote:
Stormin' and I are talking about having every soldier in uniform carry at least a LOADED side arm. The last two shooters at Hood were soldiers in uniform, afaik. Give them all loaded sidearms and the next jihadi or nut won't have to drive down to Kileen to buy their own. So, let's roll with that plan. Pvt. Pyle, who's a few cards short of a pinochle deck anyway, gets really ****ed when his sergeant cancels his leave, pulls his M9, and starts blasting away. I'd rather not think about the ensuing mayhem. http://www.stripes.com/news/almost-1...s-before-army- enlistment-study-says-1.271009 http://tinyurl.com/lw7ader http://www.stripes.com/news/special-...n-the-military If that first article is anywhere close to accurate, that's disconcerting. |
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Todd wrote:
And the leader of the world most powerful military in the history of the world pronouncing Marine "Corp" as "corpse" (as in dead body) three time in one speech. At least LBJ and Tricky Dick could pronounce the word correctly. |
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Oren wrote:
"There's nothing like the scent of Cordite in a woman's hair." afaik, I've never smelled Cordite. I'll have to make do with a few unburned flakes of Herco. |
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On Sat, 05 Apr 2014 19:43:08 -0700, Todd wrote:
I was there in '71. Near the Czechoslovakia border we could lob in some artillery rounds, but it wasn't necessary. The commie reds were just miles from us. Hi Oren, Were the commie guards in their towers constantly taking pictures of you? Wonder if they had any film in their cameras! Our guys didn't have any bullets! Never got close enough. A 155 Howitzer could give a wake up call, if it came to that. We were loaded with ammo. 1964 Communication Squadron Ramstein, 77-79 3rd Army, 1st Battalion, 10th Arty Made sense to me. We always operated better when we got those meddling, incompetent, taxi cab driver reject, yo-yos out of our hair Trust me, I was a nightmare for those 2nd Lieutenants, fresh out of OCS school. Made one salute me with his left hand. A block later, he figured it out. He had the nerve to try and yell at me. LMAO That is horrible! Wish I had though of it. Still laughing. G Remember I'm not one to comply with a snot nosed kid fresh out of class. In the Air Force (at the time) 2nds and 1st were kind of just ignored by everyone. They said they never got any respect until they got their double bars. (We still didn't respect them, we were just too chicken at that point to show it.) Watched the MP's haul a guy off one geeing. He knocked a 1st Lt. down a flight of stairs before they put him in Mannheim military stockade. Never saw the guy again. You could always tell an NCO that had been promoted to to 2nd. They wore all their ribbons. You didn't give those guys any **** or they took care of business. But, they knew what they were doing, so ... My NCO on the 155 SP Howitzer pounded on my head (helmet). He told me where he wanted me to go and how fast to get there. He let the .50 Cal. go before I made my sharp right turn. The barrel slapped him upside his head and ****ed him off. "You told me to do it - you were the dumb ass not holding on.", I told him. An never touch my helmet again! At the time the free German army made their officers spend two years as enlisted men before becoming officers. I though we should do the same. Never seen such professional solders as the Germans. Tell me you weren't an office and that you worked for a living! God no! I was a grunt. A green maggot |
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On Sat, 05 Apr 2014 20:45:54 -0600, rbowman
wrote: Todd wrote: And the leader of the world most powerful military in the history of the world pronouncing Marine "Corp" as "corpse" (as in dead body) three time in one speech. At least LBJ and Tricky Dick could pronounce the word correctly. So could Henry Kissinger! |
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On 4/5/2014 11:45 AM, Todd wrote:
And why are there regulations to disarm all the guys at military bases? When I was stationed in Germany with the Air Force, one Security Policeman got bored, played spin the barrel with his 38 and shot himself. Another got treed by a German walking his dogs and unloaded on the dogs with his M16. (Justified in my opinion.) So, our officer corp was made up of Liberal Arts majors that could not make it as a taxi cab driver, so they became officers in the Air Force. And 2 + 2 = 3.5 or was that 22? Anyway, our Security Policeman had empty revolvers and M16's with empty magazines. To answer your question: IDIOTS ALL AROUND. -T I see people off the road in snow storms now and again, must be necessary to ban automobiles? -- .. Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
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On 4/5/2014 12:39 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sat, 05 Apr 2014 07:01:21 -0500, Stormin Mormon wrote: I wonder how they did hunt rabbits before rifles were invented. bow and arrow? They used AR-15 Assault Rocks. I'd expected rimfire rocks, much cheaper. -- .. Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
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On 4/5/2014 1:52 PM, Todd wrote:
On 04/05/2014 11:19 AM, rbowman wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: On the other hand, we could treat our troops like adults, and give them back their guns. You are talking about the security police not having ammo, as was the case when I was in the Air Force in the 70's. Stormin' and I are talking about having every soldier in uniform carry at least a LOADED side arm. Like the Israeli army does. Then these ass holes would go looking for another gun free zone, like a theater or a school. As the Islamists start slowly trickling into America, our unarmed soldiers will be more and more of a target. As the Islam fighters figure out that we're not going to do much about it, the rate and incidence of assaults on our troops is likely to increase. -- .. Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
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On 4/5/2014 1:33 PM, rbowman wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote: Humm, what is that? There are many times when a Negro American uses a firearm to murder someone and the victim is usually another Negro American. Is that what you're referring to? To be fair, there are many who claim Black on Black crime is a myth but those detractors can't explain who's doing it so it must be outer space aliens. o_O https://portal.chicagopolice.org/por...ports/MA11.pdf That is a in depth analysis by the CPD both if the 2011 statistics and historical data. It speaks for itself. You can't refer to something like that! That's racist! ^_^ TDD |
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Oren wrote:
So could Henry Kissinger! That dwarf war criminal was good with his tongue; ask any of the hot chicks he hung with. |
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On Sat, 05 Apr 2014 21:45:20 -0700, Todd wrote:
Tell me you weren't an office and that you worked for a living! God no! I was a grunt. A green maggot Hi Oren, Thank goodness. You sounded to rational to be an officer. All is right with the world. I'm familiar with the penalty box. It is funny when people try to tame me. It don't work out so well for them. When I worked in management, my staff was treated with respect and dignity. Even got put back in the box a few times.. Superiors never learned to let a sleeping dog lie down, always wanting to kick and disturb things and interrupt tranquility -- "Trust me, I'm from the government. I'm here to help." |
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On Sun, 06 Apr 2014 07:05:31 -0500, Stormin Mormon
wrote: On 4/5/2014 12:39 PM, Oren wrote: On Sat, 05 Apr 2014 07:01:21 -0500, Stormin Mormon wrote: I wonder how they did hunt rabbits before rifles were invented. bow and arrow? They used AR-15 Assault Rocks. I'd expected rimfire rocks, much cheaper. I think those came later, after Cavebillies used assault rocks. |
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On Sun, 06 Apr 2014 19:37:21 -0700, Todd wrote:
On 04/06/2014 05:30 PM, Oren wrote: On Sat, 05 Apr 2014 21:52:03 -0700, Todd wrote: On 04/05/2014 04:37 PM, Oren wrote: On Sat, 05 Apr 2014 13:42:39 -0700, Todd wrote: On 04/05/2014 01:14 PM, Oren wrote: On Sat, 05 Apr 2014 11:11:48 -0700, Todd wrote: On 04/05/2014 10:06 AM, Oren wrote: I support a woman's right to choose whichever gun she wants I am missing the winter Olympics. As I told my wife "Ladies with rifles, always hot!" "There's nothing like the scent of Cordite in a woman's hair." 1+ Or the smell of trout on her hands! http://funvoid.appspot.com/images/913b_010.jpg ... and don't talk back G My wife is still laughing at your ad. I can appreciate her humor. To many people take themselves too dammed serious. She cracked up and said to tell you that the problem was that is was funny. I understand. She may like this song. Try singing this out loud - _Shake Your Magnolia_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwRs1H81kBM&list=PLuMzqF4WFWubdhD6H8x7o54d o9YdS3uDz -- .... if I had the perfect woman, I'd want twins -- Blackberry Smoke |
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On Sun, 06 Apr 2014 23:35:32 -0700, Todd wrote:
This one cracks her up every time I play it. She is the one who pointed it out to me. She said to send it to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwRrKaq0IyY You betcha She might like Florida Georgia Line. _It'z Just What We Do_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puiJKDWFars&list=UUOnoQYeFSfH0nsYv0M4gYdg _This Is How We Roll ft. Luke Bryan_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbxuXq_981s&list=UUOnoQYeFSfH0nsYv0M4gYdg -- Liberals are like Chameleons. They keep changing colors. -- © Oren |
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The Daring Dufas posted for all of us...
And I know how to SNIP Oren, I know that you are quite knowledgeable about firearms so perhaps you could clear up something that I find a bit confusing. I'm wondering what part of a gun is "the asshole"? Would that be the ejection port where the gun eliminates spent cartridges or the barrel where a lot of crap can come out? It's the idiot that "acquires" the firearm then proceeds to use it unlawfully by getting a grip on it. It's much like when I see a the headline, "Man Shot In Parking Lot". This has always lead me to wonder what part of human anatomy is "The Parking Lot"? o_O TDD The asshole part of the posting above. -- Tekkie |
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Oren posted for all of us...
And I know how to SNIP On Fri, 04 Apr 2014 23:53:35 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote: Oren, I know that you are quite knowledgeable about firearms so perhaps you could clear up something that I find a bit confusing. I'm wondering what part of a gun is "the asshole"? Would that be the ejection port where the gun eliminates spent cartridges or the barrel where a lot of crap can come out? It's much like when I see a the headline, "Man Shot In Parking Lot". This has always lead me to wonder what part of human anatomy is "The Parking Lot"? o_O Actually, the "ass hole" is not part of a firearm. The ass hole is some fool that decides he can kiss and suck on my gun barrel. The barrel is one part of the gun, though. Hope that clears up your confusion... ~~~~~ Roll out the barrel....~~~~~~ -- Tekkie |
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Todd posted for all of us...
And I know how to SNIP Hi Oren, Wife likes the beat. I couldn't understand the words. (I am a old fart.) This one cracks her up every time I play it. She is the one who pointed it out to me. She said to send it to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwRrKaq0IyY -T My wife ran off with my best friend------and I miss him. -- Tekkie |
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