Women seem to judge men by all sorts of things, and one of the most
common is by penis size. An elderly man claims he found the most
unusual woman. It took awhile for the interviewer to get the story from
this elderly man, because his hearing aid was not working properly. She
did finally manage to get the story.

This elderly man who we will call John, picked up a woman at the Bingo
hall, and took her out for coffee. They ended up going to her place
afterwards. That's when she "hit him" with the question "How Big is
Your Clock?" He said he's never heard that one before, and said he did
not know how to answer, because he has five clocks in his
apartment.......
He ended the conversation by saying "I wonder why she was so interested
in the size of my clock?"

On Fri, 06 Dec 2013 20:34:22 -0600, wrote:

Women seem to judge men by all sorts of things, and one of the most
common is by penis size. An elderly man claims he found the most
unusual woman. It took awhile for the interviewer to get the story from
this elderly man, because his hearing aid was not working properly. She
did finally manage to get the story.

This elderly man who we will call John, picked up a woman at the Bingo
hall, and took her out for coffee. They ended up going to her place
afterwards. That's when she "hit him" with the question "How Big is
Your Clock?" He said he's never heard that one before, and said he did
not know how to answer, because he has five clocks in his
apartment.......
He ended the conversation by saying "I wonder why she was so interested
in the size of my clock?"

Woman have a motto: "Never marry a man with a small clock".
(You guys with wrist watches are in big trouble).

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On Fri, 06 Dec 2013 20:34:22 -0600, wrote:

Women seem to judge men by all sorts of things, and one of the most
common is by penis size. An elderly man claims he found the most
unusual woman. It took awhile for the interviewer to get the story from
this elderly man, because his hearing aid was not working properly. She
did finally manage to get the story.

This elderly man who we will call John, picked up a woman at the Bingo
hall, and took her out for coffee. They ended up going to her place
afterwards. That's when she "hit him" with the question "How Big is
Your Clock?" He said he's never heard that one before, and said he did
not know how to answer, because he has five clocks in his
apartment.......
He ended the conversation by saying "I wonder why she was so interested
in the size of my clock?"

Woman have a motto: "Never marry a man with a small clock".
(You guys with wrist watches are in big trouble).



Silly you. Haven't you heard? Size doesn't matter.