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Average american Flees Burbank Costco With 24 Quarts Of Oil— Strapped To His Body
Your thieving american ways are strange (and hilarious) to us Canadians.
(But still nothing stranger than cooking meth in your pants) ============================== BURBANK (CBSLA.com) — A South Gate man was arrested Thursday for trying to steal 24 quarts of motor oil — strapped to his body and stuffed into his clothing. Jorge Sanchez, 35, was spotted about 4:30 p.m. trying to leave a Burbank Costco without paying for the oil. Store employees gave chase and officials said they lost Sanchez after he jumped a fence at the west side of the Costco parking lot. Burbank Police Sgt. Darin Ryburn told CBS2/KCAL9 reporter Andrea Fujii that nine of the 24 quarts were recovered during the foot chase. Authorities said Sanchez walked into the Costco and went straight to the oil aisle. He allegedly grabbed a couple of cases and emptied them. Said Ryburn, “He proceeded to hide the quarts of oil in his pants, socks, and in his shirt.” Sanchez was later apprehended near Beachwood Drive and Monterey Avenue, about eight blocks from the store. Officials said he was arrested on suspicion of burglary charges. Margo Martin was a witness to the apprehension. “All of a sudden, I hear ‘Get down on the ground’ and there is this man laying in our driveway.” Witnesses thought the man was running funny and weren’t sure why. Witness Manuel Atlas said, “He looked kind of heavy and out of shape.” Police said Sanchez was also running funny because he still had 15 quarts of oil strapped to him. Police said he used a bungee cord to strap the bottles down. Martin said, “The man just kept saying, ‘I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe.’ So they were trying to get him to sit up. Probably because he had those things strapped to him apparently.” Fujii asked if police could give a motive for this unusual crime? Ryburn said, “He apparently changes oil as his profession and it’s just too expensive.” When police searched Sanchez’ car, they found 50 more quarts of oil. They’re investigating if they were also stolen. |
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Average american Flees Burbank Costco With 24 Quarts Of Oil — Strapped To His Body
On 2/2/2013 8:44 PM, Quaker State wrote:
Your thieving american ways are strange (and hilarious) to us Canadians. (But still nothing stranger than cooking meth in your pants) ============================== BURBANK (CBSLA.com) — A South Gate man was arrested Thursday for trying to steal 24 quarts of motor oil — strapped to his body and stuffed into his clothing. Jorge Sanchez, 35, was spotted about 4:30 p.m. trying to leave a Burbank Costco without paying for the oil. Store employees gave chase and officials said they lost Sanchez after he jumped a fence at the west side of the Costco parking lot. Burbank Police Sgt. Darin Ryburn told CBS2/KCAL9 reporter Andrea Fujii that nine of the 24 quarts were recovered during the foot chase. Authorities said Sanchez walked into the Costco and went straight to the oil aisle. He allegedly grabbed a couple of cases and emptied them. Said Ryburn, “He proceeded to hide the quarts of oil in his pants, socks, and in his shirt.” Sanchez was later apprehended near Beachwood Drive and Monterey Avenue, about eight blocks from the store. Officials said he was arrested on suspicion of burglary charges. Margo Martin was a witness to the apprehension. “All of a sudden, I hear ‘Get down on the ground’ and there is this man laying in our driveway.” Witnesses thought the man was running funny and weren’t sure why. Witness Manuel Atlas said, “He looked kind of heavy and out of shape.” Police said Sanchez was also running funny because he still had 15 quarts of oil strapped to him. Police said he used a bungee cord to strap the bottles down. Martin said, “The man just kept saying, ‘I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe.’ So they were trying to get him to sit up. Probably because he had those things strapped to him apparently.” Fujii asked if police could give a motive for this unusual crime? Ryburn said, “He apparently changes oil as his profession and it’s just too expensive.” When police searched Sanchez’ car, they found 50 more quarts of oil. They’re investigating if they were also stolen. Jorge Sanchez, isn't that a common Canadian name? ^_^ TDD |
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Average american Flees Burbank Costco With 24 Quarts Of Oil — Strapped To His Body
On Sat, 02 Feb 2013 21:02:04 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote: Jorge Sanchez, isn't that a common Canadian name? ^_^ TDD Could be. Guillermo Rivera roughly translates to Bill Rivers. |
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Average american Flees Burbank Costco With 24 Quarts Of Oil � Strapped To His Body
On 02-02-2013 22:17, Oren wrote:
wrote: Jorge Sanchez, isn't that a common Canadian name? ^_^ Could be. Guillermo Rivera roughly translates to Bill Rivers. Sorry, "rivera" is more like a creek. But Rivera is just a name to most Spanish speakers. English rivers is Spanish rÃ*os -- Wes Groleau After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, €œThat preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." |
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Average american Flees Burbank Costco With 24 Quarts Of OilStrapped To His Body
On Feb 3, 5:15*am, Wes Groleau wrote:
On 02-02-2013 22:17, Oren wrote: wrote: Jorge Sanchez, isn't that a common Canadian name? ^_^ Could be. Guillermo Rivera *roughly translates to Bill Rivers. Sorry, "rivera" is more like a creek. *But Rivera is just a name to most Spanish speakers. English rivers is Spanish ríos Don't dispell his intellectual affectations. He finds it upsetting. He believes he is infallible. Only the Queen is infalliable. |
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Average american Flees Burbank Costco With 24 Quarts Of Oil ? Strapped To His Body
On Sun, 03 Feb 2013 00:15:30 -0500, Wes Groleau
wrote: On 02-02-2013 22:17, Oren wrote: wrote: Jorge Sanchez, isn't that a common Canadian name? ^_^ Could be. Guillermo Rivera roughly translates to Bill Rivers. Sorry, "rivera" is more like a creek. But Rivera is just a name to most Spanish speakers. English rivers is Spanish ríos Whooosh! |
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Average american Flees Burbank Costco With 24 Quarts Of Oil Strapped To His Body
On Sun, 3 Feb 2013 00:10:23 -0800 (PST), harry
wrote: Only the Queen is infalliable. Liar. It is impossible. |
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